Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Some of the puns on here tonight positively make my teeth hake.

 

[burning blue soul]

As much as I love a good fish pun, I really cant be arsed trawling through them all. Is there any actual non fish news?

Big news on Schools at the mo!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

It's Krill ing me,mate.

There’s no sense of urchin-sea

 

[A57 the snake]

He’ll be the best foreign signing since...
Bert Troutman.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'm getting pissed orfe with all these puns.

 

[Luke The Blue]

Bet he's urchin to play for us.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

There’s no sense of urchin-sea

Yeah,need to get their Skate's on.

 

[TCIB]

It's a wonder uefa and David gill haven't tried to scupper negotiations yet.

Our legal team will leave them floundering if they tried.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

I think Jorge Messi is the right manta rays his son’s concerns with Bartomeu.

 

[nmc]

One day a movie will be made about this thread. A ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ type saga with an ensemble cast playing the sprawling list of loosely interconnected characters. Robert Carlyle as Freddie Mercury. Cate Blanchette as Miss BumBum. Bill Murray with a cameo playing himself. Sir Ian McKellen, Kenneth Branagh and Charles Dance as The Kersal Massive. Leslie Nielsen as the private jet pilot. Benicio del Toro as Jorge Messi.

You forgot Dawn French as @kaz7, Damian Lewis as @tolmie's hairdoo and Richard Wilson as @oakiecokie

 

[mexico1970]

\we need to buy Messi because he's the best at keepy guppy.

 

[Zenmanc]

It would be off the scales.

As long as it's not on porpoise I guess it'll be okay.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Bet he's urchin to play for us.

We're going to knock the dippers off their European perch.

 

[basokla]

I take it Joe Pesci doesn’t come from your hometown? A word to the wise: don’t say it to him.

No worries. I realize Joe doesn’t take kindly to flippant remarks.

 

[PJM1891]

Some of you cod do batter, scale back a little.

 

[i8rags]

We’re angling down the wrong path, we need to reel it in, we’re perching on the edge, don’t bank on it, eel come if he wants to.

 

[A57 the snake]

I bet they all end up in a night chub...
Dread to think what the barbell will be !!

 

[Marvin]

So far nothing new on SSN Transfer update.

 

[jim_tolmies_perm]

Ssn transfer centre hardly a mention . They will cry if this comes off

 

[raghavk]

Has the media slept off?