It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[Le Havre Oswald]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Messi was a free agent, we could sign him outside the transfer window, seeing as he has 'cancelled' his contract whilst the window is open ?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Monaghan is a red and he’d be about five when that advert came out! Some of my in laws were at school with him

I always mutter rag bastard whenever I watch Lord of the Rings.

 

[manimanc]

Lol worded it wrongly

Is that to go with Monday's imminent announcement, Tuesday's announcement coming up, Wednesday's Messi statement later tonight and Thursday's exclusive Bartomeu and Jorge Messi jibber jabber?
I'm trying really hard to get excited for Friday's reveal.........
Nope, it's gone.

Prefer listening to tolm than these twitter twatters.

 

[burning blue soul]

Have I got time to make a sausage barm (ciabatta) I do like in Wilmslow and it all Waitrose had in :-)

forget your stomach for now, get the camp bed cranked up, you've got some airport/medical ctr lurking to do!! and this time it's on the clock official business, not that "personal recreational lurking" you do on your down time.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Will I need a beer or a stiff one?

Nowt wrong with a chaser?

 

[hihosilva]

Tolmie, you did say Friday was the day!

To be fair he said City would like him on a plane by Friday.thats not going to happen. I think there's still plenty of talking to be done.

 

[HelloCity]

@tolmie's hairdoo have you been told shit goes down today?

Yeah man. It’s gonna get fucking crazy.

Literally could be blood spilled by this evening.

Better hold on to your seat because it’s gonna go fucking mental.

 

[Gio's mate]

Ric, crank the servers, send carrier pigeon for Damocles, ring the cones guy, order some extra butter pies... It could get busy later.

Get the tissues out!!!!!

 

[Manchester Bleu]

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The Messiah

 

[sir baconface]

Sanchez has released a video stating after his first training session with United he asked if his contract could be cancelled, a Russian leak has stated Liverpool have 23 out of 32 first team players who are asthmatic and as a result are entitled to certain drugs... the same drugs are also performance enhancing. The Echo then broke a story of how Liverpool has the UKs highest rate of sufferers.

 

[hihosilva]

Ha! Thanks. I'm more worried about fact my first born becomes a teenager on Monday and he won't be able to celebrate properly or go to school again!

I hope you've encouraged him to support the mighty blues.

 

[Paladin]

Funny how shit is coming out about those that tried to fuck us over with UEFA.
Barça with this police issue
United with Sanchez’ video
Liverpool with their high Asthma rate at the club
So what news can we expect about La Liga and Bayern today? Lol.

Sanchez video? What's that about? I must have missed that one.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Good bloody luck in using it, I got mine yesterday and they're awfully complicated for use by people who aren't well. I made a right mess of the biological bag and still have no idea how it's supposed to work. It tells you to take the tape off the sticky part whereupon static immediately stuck it to the wrong bit and you can't separate without tearing it.

Oh great, thanks for the tip. I've got them for four of us and have to go to a designated post box an hour before they usually collect the final mail. Seems a little hypocritical I could have it but still have to go out to post it!!!

 

[kunaguero10]

Would love to have been inside Phil Foden’s head during all of this. He would have grown up being what, 8-12 years old during the great Barça-Pep-Messi era.

Now he’s being coached by one and facing the prospect of competing for a place with the other!! I just hope he’s been able to concentrate on his England training and not addicted to Messi Mambo 2020 in the dressing room like the rest of us!

 

[crazyg]

We were nearer the moon than the pitch!

It was brilliant watching the planes going in to El Prat below us.
Oh, I can also recommend the sinks as excellent temporary urinals.

 

[razman]

 

[flook]

Sanchez video? What's that about? I must have missed that one.

Alexis Sanchez wanted Manchester United exit after first training session

Sanchez on being dropped by Jose Mourinho in September 2018: I told myself that it couldnt be possible to go from one of the best players in the Premier League to that in the space of five months

www.skysports.com

 

[Saddleworth2]

Ha! Thanks. I'm more worried about fact my first born becomes a teenager on Monday and he won't be able to celebrate properly or go to school again!

Don't know what its like with you, but up here, positive tests are still less than 1%. My son in law gets his results today and if he is positive my two grandaughters are in the same boat as your lad. Big birthday though. My eldest GD had hers a couple of weeks ago and had been planning it like a military campaign for months. Teenage girls eh! Anyway, hope things go ok and nobody is locked down.

 

[markbmcfc]

Oh great, thanks for the tip. I've got them for four of us and have to go to a designated post box an hour before they usually collect the final mail. Seems a little hypocritical I could have it but still have to go out to post it!!!

Don't eat before you take it. It makes you gag, pretty bad. Even harder if you've no tonsils. Got my result less than 24 hours later, on a saturday too.

 

[CC1]

It's the biggest of shitholes, if you manage to survive the stairs up to the away end, it's like watching from the top of the mountain, i wouldn't have been much further away if i'd have stayed at home and watched it on the sofa!!

we were shocked by the state of the stadium when we went to the CL game. It’s big but to say it’s crumbling is being kind! They need an impossible amount of money.

I can see OT being in the same situation if their owners don’t put some of their money into the club