Liverpool thread 2020/21

[ysmsa]

Where did the 63% of liverpool players develop asthma was it before they signed for liverpool or after ?

tbf the place is a fuckin dump so anyone without breathing difficulties before they go there will soon develop one

 

[manimanc]

Klopp played a blinder when he substituted the on field ref with the one in his pocket miles away in an office somewhere with a curly perm and tache to get the yellow card replaced with a red......inspired signing that VAR!

I can't believe the ref gave a yellow AND went to the monitor to check.
Was red all day but just shows how inept these officials are.

 

[johnevans]

I posted a few days ago about some faint hearted fans appearing to be throwing in the towel before we have even kicked a ball.
It seems that quite a few others are beginning to fall for some of the constant hype from the media about how good teams in red are whilst like the media turning a blind eye to some of the strange mistakes of officials and opposition players already continuing in the same fashion as last season. Short memories seem to have forgotten, a
Century of points, a clean sweep of domestic trophies and a recent tanking of the dippers.
Some of the posters with the mard arsed comments are obvious fakes from the other teams with recently set up fake names include the current nuisance who uses the name of a former City captain in a smart arsed way. My dad went to Wembley as 15 year old when Sam promised the King we would be back the next year and he was as good as his word. My dad was there too and after beating Hitler single handed started a dynasty of Blues.
I digress on a personal memory. Looking at some of the very faint blue posts it seems some have been around quite a while and l wonder if some of these people are long term 'sleepers,' which makes them very sad individuals. Anybody who pretends to be a fan of another team in their forum needs to get a life, forget football and concentrate in the TV 'talent shows that blight us nowadays.

I thought it was my Royal Marine Dad who single-handedly beat Hitler?! Or did he have a bet with yours, a la Hancock.. 'Last one in the Reichstag is a sissy!' Couldn't agree more regarding some of the posts we've been getting lately; all doom and gloom, not even kicked a ball yet. And I double-agree with your comment regarding the TV 'talent' shows and others (especially those f-ing 'celebrity'/reality shows) blighting primetime schedules nowadays..

 

[Paul1970]

Literally the first game of last season: https://en.as.com/en/2019/08/11/football/1565540147_274480.html
Also:

Liverpool confirm extent of Fabinho’s ankle ligament damage

The Brazilian hobbled off against Napoli in the Champions League on Wednesday

www.independent.co.uk

Liverpool's Henderson ruled out with injury

Jurgen Klopp has confirmed Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson will be out a number of weeks with a hamstring injury. Klopp also gave an update on team news.

soccer.nbcsports.com

The point is not to get into a pissing contest over who has had more injuries because, first as you point out yourself, your team is better and your depth blows out any other EPL teams out the water, so you should be able to deal with injuries better naturally. Second, we have had starters missing. We' already have an injury worry with Henderson, TAA missed first game, and Gomez was out this game. That's three starters in only 2 games. It's just not true that we "go all season without any key players out".

We had Laporte and sane out for half a season now imagine vvd and Salah our for the same amount . You tell me you would not struggle without your big guns .end of the day we would not have won the league if we were at full strength but it would have been a lot closer

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Liverppol and Asthma !

Not really relevant to FI as such this, but a curious little football article on the reigning champions. http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/ "With so many sickly players in the Liverpool ranks, where o...

forums.footballindex.co.uk

The EPL average is 12%

sorry mate I meant the bit about players not being Dope tested for 7 months

 

[Blue Llama]

Standard Charter getting named and shamed on Panorama

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Standard Charter getting named and shamed on Panorama

Just watching. Pretty damning.

I won't be their fault though. They're the victims in all this..... no doubt.

 

[Blueboy73]

Just watching. Pretty damning.

I won't be their fault though. They're the victims in all this..... no doubt.

A conspiracy orchestrated by Chelsea fans

 

[Mike Cledford]

Only just now finished watching hendo's pass that led to the sending off. Been on repeat since the game finished as I couldn't believe how he managed to transcend football. Hope I can get a vasectomy reversed so that I can have another son to call him Jordan. Gonna put a clip of the pass on a dvd and give it to my dad for christmas. It could be his last one so I want to make it extra special.

Qqa

I thought it was my Royal Marine Dad who single-handedly beat Hitler?! Or did he have a bet with yours, a la Hancock.. 'Last one in the Reichstag is a sissy!' Couldn't agree more regarding some of the posts we've been getting lately; all doom and gloom, not even kicked a ball yet. And I double-agree with your comment regarding the TV 'talent' shows and others (especially those f-ing 'celebrity'/reality
shows) blighting primetime schedules nowadays..

Couldn't get a stream tonight and couldn't find my radio - too portable it seems. So l had to settle for the match thread on here. Oh dear.
I cant post and watch at the same time and nor would I want to. From the posts that were more than just 'FFS' or 'get in' l get the impression things were doomier and gloomier but I will see for myself tomorrow. We got the points and that's the immediate concern.
I hope tomorrows 'news' contains something more newsworthy than a Maguire type of sycophantic interview with Little Mix and their new talentless show one of many to bombard us with until Christmas.
I love being a miserable get.

 

[mcfc1632]

You also couldn't beat a pint of Chesters' dark mild.

Now - that has taken me back to 'special times'

 

[laserblue]

I mean granted that need not make headlines, but is it a BAD thing now that he told them to stop, just because his name is Jurgen?

No. It just highlights his hypocrisy. Class one minute and snide the next.

 

[citymike1969]

Now - that has taken me back to 'special times'

...what special times??? slurping the contents of a spill tray whilst drying a dimp you fished out of a urinal on a radiator?

 

[Colthekid]

...what special times??? slurping the contents of a spill tray whilst drying a dimp you fished out of a urinal on a radiator?

You used to dry them? :-)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Fucking state of this.



And they wonder why fans of other clubs hate them

 

[laserblue]

Fucking state of this.



And they wonder why fans of other clubs hate them

Dippers - forever deluded and obsessed.

 

[LGWIO]

...what special times??? slurping the contents of a spill tray whilst drying a dimp you fished out of a urinal on a radiator?

You used to dry them? :-)

That reminds me of visiting a pub down in Cork a while back. A regular went into the pub kitchen to make a phone call (very small "old mans pub" in a village) and noted a toilet roll in the microwave.
On returning to the bar he asked the landlord what it was doing there.
Landlord replied that it had fallen in the urinal and he was drying it out!!!!!!

 

[purplenose]

At least with the Covid news today there could be a chance that the scouses will get to celebrate winning the league just after we have won it back off them. That would be funny.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Fucking state of this.



And they wonder why fans of other clubs hate them

Only they don't, their stuck in such a cult like bubble where they actually think that their everyone's 2nd team....

 

[Toffeedude]

Fucking state of this.



And they wonder why fans of other clubs hate them

Ha ha ha utter bells

KDB is miles ahead of anyone. Even that Toffee Rodriguez who looks better than Thiago but plays in blue.

 

[Toffeedude]

At least with the Covid news today there could be a chance that the scouses will get to celebrate winning the league just after we have won it back off them. That would be funny.

I would attend that parade