Celebrities who get on your nerves

[hilts]

He is one unfunny welsh twat

In fairness you’re like a hesitant Nazi was a great line and bloody funny

 

[mike1923]

Alan Carr - that voice.
Danny Dyer - wannabe cockney geezah.
Terry Christian - exaggerated accent.
Paddy McGuinness - how is he on TV so much with such limited talent.
Bono - self appointed preacher.
Miranda and Mixhael McIntyre - comedians who just arent funny.

Terry Christian is a fucking weapon. Always banging on about City fans being from Stockport when he’s from ... Stockport. World would be a better place if he fell off it. The cock

 

[AJ71]

Zoe Ball

 

[AJ71]

Vanessa Feltz?

Yep add her to the list as well. Near the top.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Nicky AA Campbell - have to find a new station or channel whenever he appears. Conveys smarm, self-satisfying smugness with every utterance. He’s so clever and witty, he thinks.
Or maybe I’m wrong and that’s just how he comes across to me.

Him and nick knowles both smug cunts, Sarah millican is so unfunny and Rylan who appears to be in every fucking thing. Gino fake accent Di campo and Davina McCall

 

[Nellies left peg]

One time, for some reason, I found myself on a forum for flight attendants and airline staff.

There was a thread about famous celebrities who had been on their flights and the contributors were queuing up to say how aloof, conceited and downright unpleasant she was.

Scouser

 

[tonea2003]

I forgot about D'Acampo, a prize smug, smarmy **** with a criminal record who served jail time for burgling Paul Young's house and stealing his guitars. What is it about convicted criminals getting a career on TV?

never knew that, he's a lucky fucker getting a second chance like he has

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Keith Lemon

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Rob Brydon is an absolute whopper.

I never liked him but the wife does so we went to see him onstage a couple of years ago. He told one joke all night and still had the place in stitches. The theatre must have flicked the lights 3 or 4 times but he didn’t want to get off stage. It was a really clever act and he remembered the name of everyone he spoke to.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Keith Lemon

I was going to hit like but I don’t.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Nicky AA Campbell - have to find a new station or channel whenever he appears. Conveys smarm, self-satisfying smugness with every utterance. He’s so clever and witty, he thinks.
Or maybe I’m wrong and that’s just how he comes across to me.

You’re not wrong.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

nick knowles smug ****

Mrs G had dealings with him a few years ago, with these DIY SOS shite things he does. She can't stand him, either, yet every 40 or 50 something woman that was in eyeshot, were like putty in the smug twats hands. A vision of self love.

Speaking of self love / smugness, has anyone mentioned Noel Edmonds yet?

 

[Stoned Rose]

@gordondaviesmoustache

Goes without saying this one tbf ;)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Piers Morgan. A boor.
Alan Carr. (That voice)
Joe Pesci (see Alan Carr).
The Kardashians. What is it that they actually DO?

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[Stoned Rose]

I don’t get the “national treasure” herald for Stephen Fry. He’s an arrogant, smug pompous wanker. He’s been to prison for handling a stolen credit card. He’s been a rampant cocaine addict for several decades. He’s married to a man some thirty years younger than him.

Sounds like he's had a top buzz though.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Oi - that's me! (Essex, not Gok)

Rag.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Sue "I'm a lesbian me" Smith.

 

[Northernstorirs]

Olly Murs. Prick

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Mel 'n' Sue

Talentless nomarks

 

[SK14BLUE]

Can’t believe Chris“ Ginger ****” Evans hasn’t had a mention. Guy is one deluded, up his own arse, bragging, egotistical, talentless twat.