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Sexual failures
- Thread starter Cellarite
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As the OP (@Cellarite ) has risen (pun intended) to my challenge it is only right I contribute.
I was about 21, I had just moved to a new flat so of course there had to be a flat warming. Various mates and quite a few girls turned up and there was one who was particularly stunning with possibly the nicest breasts I have ever seen/kissed/licked.
As the booze flowed I went from beer to whisky and to her. Amazingly she fancied me, I know, I know and soon we were off into my bedroom. We got up to just about everything and I was as hard as they come, only I didn't.
No matter what I did I just couldnt come. I satisfied her, well hell I'd been there for half an hour, but I'm sure you will agree, that is not the point.
In the end she untangled herself, rolled onto her side and went to sleep.
Frustrated wasn't the word but I consoled myself with the fact we could try again in the morning...................Nope, she was up and off out the door before I could say 'See you again sometime ?'
I was about 21, I had just moved to a new flat so of course there had to be a flat warming. Various mates and quite a few girls turned up and there was one who was particularly stunning with possibly the nicest breasts I have ever seen/kissed/licked.
As the booze flowed I went from beer to whisky and to her. Amazingly she fancied me, I know, I know and soon we were off into my bedroom. We got up to just about everything and I was as hard as they come, only I didn't.
No matter what I did I just couldnt come. I satisfied her, well hell I'd been there for half an hour, but I'm sure you will agree, that is not the point.
In the end she untangled herself, rolled onto her side and went to sleep.
Frustrated wasn't the word but I consoled myself with the fact we could try again in the morning...................Nope, she was up and off out the door before I could say 'See you again sometime ?'
Cellarite
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It’s best to be honest I always thought...there could be quite a number of posts from yours truly on my own thread.
MCFC_ Phil
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LightweightAs the OP (@Cellarite ) has risen (pun intended) to my challenge it is only right I contribute.
I was about 21, I had just moved to a new flat so of course there had to be a flat warming. Various mates and quite a few girls turned up and there was one who was particularly stunning with possibly the nicest breasts I have ever seen/kissed/licked.
As the booze flowed I went from beer to whisky and to her. Amazingly she fancied me, I know, I know and soon we were off into my bedroom. We got up to just about everything and I was as hard as they come, only I didn't.
No matter what I did I just couldnt come. I satisfied her, well hell I'd been there for half an hour, but I'm sure you will agree, that is not the point.
In the end she untangled herself, rolled onto her side and went to sleep.
Frustrated wasn't the word but I consoled myself with the fact we could try again in the morning...................Nope, she was up and off out the door before I could say 'See you again sometime ?'
I know it must be hard for you, to fail you have to have attempted it at least once.What is this Sexual failure of which you speak?
Poor chap.
That was just the in and out bit, I was knackered !Lightweight
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Never had any luck with women, I even have to get my hand drunk before it will wank me off
BimboBob
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I have a few...
Once walked a girl home and she invited me in for a brew if I was "quiet".
Things got a bit frisky in the kitchen and I ended up bending her over the sink and plowing into her. Turned out she was a bit of a moaner which resulted in her mum popping into the kitchen to see what the noise was.
I saw her come in. I stopped plowing but was still nuts deep. She gave me a look and silently left the room. I continued to plow, finishing in record time before downing my brew and leaving.
Never went back although I saw the girl in the pub a few months later and she said her mum had asked after me.
To counter that story in the 80's you could rent porn films from a local factory my mate worked at. 2 for 3 quid for the weekend. So I rented 2 on the Friday, went to the pub, came back later on to find everyone in bed. Porno on...and the next thing I remember is my Dad saying..."put it away son, thank God I was up before your mother". I had passed out with my trousers down, cock in hand.
Once walked a girl home and she invited me in for a brew if I was "quiet".
Things got a bit frisky in the kitchen and I ended up bending her over the sink and plowing into her. Turned out she was a bit of a moaner which resulted in her mum popping into the kitchen to see what the noise was.
I saw her come in. I stopped plowing but was still nuts deep. She gave me a look and silently left the room. I continued to plow, finishing in record time before downing my brew and leaving.
Never went back although I saw the girl in the pub a few months later and she said her mum had asked after me.
To counter that story in the 80's you could rent porn films from a local factory my mate worked at. 2 for 3 quid for the weekend. So I rented 2 on the Friday, went to the pub, came back later on to find everyone in bed. Porno on...and the next thing I remember is my Dad saying..."put it away son, thank God I was up before your mother". I had passed out with my trousers down, cock in hand.
Barcon
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Hopefully there were no familiar faces in the video.I have a few...
Once walked a girl home and she invited me in for a brew if I was "quiet".
Things got a bit frisky in the kitchen and I ended up bending her over the sink and plowing into her. Turned out she was a bit of a moaner which resulted in her mum popping into the kitchen to see what the noise was.
I saw her come in. I stopped plowing but was still nuts deep. She gave me a look and silently left the room. I continued to plow, finishing in record time before downing my brew and leaving.
Never went back although I saw the girl in the pub a few months later and she said her mum had asked after me.
To counter that story in the 80's you could rent porn films from a local factory my mate worked at. 2 for 3 quid for the weekend. So I rented 2 on the Friday, went to the pub, came back later on to find everyone in bed. Porno on...and the next thing I remember is my Dad saying..."put it away son, thank God I was up before your mother". I had passed out with my trousers down, cock in hand.
MCFC_ Phil
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So describe the rest............That was just the in and out bit, I was knackered !