Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

They got called eventually because they had a trick, combining the well known reticence of people to tell pollsters they are voting for a right winger, to the very slight effect of their social media tricks and tactics, and all those 'news' websites that popped up around the same time with people in on the deal. It looked like they knew more about the public and public opinion than anyone else. Like they had such a hotline to the psyche of the normal person. Their rhetoric couldn't be stopped. Submit or get mown down by the winning machine.

But this year they were shown as way behind on several occassions. The U turns have been huge. That's how it was clear it was all a bit of a lark, there was no magic insight or communication with the public whatsoever, otherwise they'd have seen it coming.

The first lockdown was not happening. Dom and co have this one. No way, herd immunity, whatever. No lockdown. Then, a poll emerges in a daily broadsheet that shows overwhelming support for a lockdown. Next day later, Dom is running around screaming LOCKDOWN NOW! And we get one. The EXACT same thing happened this time, there wasn't much public support for the two week circuit breaker, but after a few days of the death figures, another poll in the same paper, showing the same level of support.

No 10 had been pressuring MP's to have a go at Starmer in the media and on social media for wanting to lockdown. Within the week, Boris announced second 'lockdown'.

And then there's Rashford and school dinners. This was a social media thing. And yet they got it wholly and massively wrong, and U turned waaaay after that was obvious.

They weren't super smart. They had a trick, and it relied on the regulatory gap in which social media existed. The companies themselves have cracked down, and that's just the start. They'll never be as effective again. And that magic pollster they used had Trump down for a win. Now, he's just a guy who got it right a couple of times when others were wrong. Derren Brown's racing tipster scam comes to mind.
 
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Lost his mates but still a ****.

Gove in by spring

I still can't help but wonder if there's not a lot more 'Brexit' to wrap around Johnson's neck before handily jettisoning him before the next GE. If Gove is someone's man he's only walking into the same shit storm that anyone else is. Unless the plan is to make a stink about the deal itself, use it to oust Johnson, and then Gove can blame said shit storm on the said deal.
 
I still can't help but wonder if there's not a lot more 'Brexit' to wrap around Johnson's neck before handily jettisoning him before the next GE. If Gove is someone's man he's only walking into the same shit storm that anyone else is. Unless the plan is to make a stink about the deal itself, use it to oust Johnson, and then Gove can blame said shit storm on the said deal.
I would say that's a viable plan.


Boris does a Cameron and fucks off to live in Italy or another EU state to hide from the shitstorm.
 
or Greece - lets face it he could be cleaner for his dad getting his holiday let ready for new guests - I am sure Stan would pay him £500k pa for that - and he could rake the same or more in writing columns for newspapers. There is no after dinner speaking circuit for some time to come so that little earner has gone.
 
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Unless of course he reverts to March 2019 mode when he was against No Deal because the official Leave campaign had promised that we'd still be in a free trade zone from Iceland to the Russian border.
 
This is what happens if you displease them - they get client journalists to do a hatchet job on you. The kid is investing in his future not flouting Covid safety procedures.

 
This is what happens if you displease them - they get client journalists to do a hatchet job on you. The kid is investing in his future not flouting Covid safety procedures.


Do you think this is the mail supporting the govt with a hatchet job? I think they are just reverting to type and objecting to a young black person being successful and having money just as they did with Raz. Implicit rather than explicit racism.
 

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