Examples of stupidity.

[DrBlueBob]

Next time you're over here ask for some 'huevos rancheros' ...you can thank me later

Just make sure the eggs are cooked medium rare.

 

[lazerblue]

Next time you're over here ask for some 'huevos rancheros' ...you can thank me later

i suppose mexico is a bit closer even though they dont speak the same language

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

She probably tells of the time an idiot next to her on a flight reckoned they were going by road! ;-)

Sounds like neither of you have a sense of humour.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Butchering an elk and sliced my finger open. Presently in the clinic waiting for a stitch or two

You better wait until the fucker is dead next time ...

 

[DrBlueBob]

Sounds like neither of you have a sense of humour.

Or perhaps, just maybe, it is your good self who has missed the humour. Maybe. :-)

 

[BimboBob]

But more sensible than going in the Irish bar where beer is usually more expensive to look at a few Guinness mirrors.

Or just go to a local pub for local people.

 

[BimboBob]

Just make sure the eggs are cooked medium rare.

Don't do this. Last time I was over I awoke in a field with a sore arse and a nose bleed.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Don't do this. Last time I was over I awoke in a field with a sore arse and a nose bleed.

Aah, I have a mental image of more innocent times. No wait I mean night terrors. I shall heed your sage advice. Thankyou.

 

[idahoblues]

i suppose mexico is a bit closer even though they dont speak the same language

It’s more like a Tex mex thing, same as if I go to England, the first thing I want is a good curry

 

[DrBlueBob]

It’s more like a Tex mex thing, same as if I go to England, the first thing I want is a good curry

We do the best currys.

 

[Zubrman]

We do the best currys.

And PC World.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I remembered one of mine yesterday. We were all sent on a "customer service" course once. Fuck knows why as we were an IT department but I think someone had answered the phone to one of the directors rather disrespectfully.

Anyway, we arrived at breakfast time and were staying overnight. As the rooms weren't ready, we checked in and left our bags at reception which were taken up to our rooms by the hotel staff. At the end of the first day we had to report back to reception to collect our keys and I got to the front of the queue.

Without any prompting from me, the receptionist said "Ah Mr Savage, you're in room 16. Here's your key". I was amazed that she'd remembered me from 10hours previously so said "That's incredible. We're here on a customer service course and you've remembered my name from 8am this morning. That's incredible customer service. How did you do that?" She smiled and said "It's on the name tag on your jacket lapel".

Everyone just pissed themselves laughing and I kept a low profile the rest of the night.

 

[Barcon]

It’s more like a Tex mex thing, same as if I go to England, the first thing I want is a good curry

You're not right. My mate picks me up at the airport with two hollands meat pies wrapped in foil and stuck on top of the defroster every time.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You're not right. My mate picks me up at the airport with two hollands meat pies wrapped in foil and stuck on top of the defroster every time.

Used to do something similar when we lived abroad. Used to have 4 to 6 guys from Ginsters pastys come over once a year on fishing trips and part of the deal was a dozen fresh Cornish pasties.

 

[Barcon]

Used to do something similar when we lived abroad. Used to have 4 to 6 guys from Ginsters pastys come over once a year on fishing trips and part of the deal was a dozen fresh Cornish pasties.

A bag of frozen Hollands pies or puds inside an insulated bag will make the flight to Canada and still be solid when they get here. My Dads mate was the best, He would come over with a suitcase full of sausages, pies, puds, bacon etc.

Barcelona, birthday pies and shirt

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I remembered one of mine yesterday. We were all sent on a "customer service" course once. Fuck knows why as we were an IT department but I think someone had answered the phone to one of the directors rather disrespectfully.

Anyway, we arrived at breakfast time and were staying overnight. As the rooms weren't ready, we checked in and left our bags at reception which were taken up to our rooms by the hotel staff. At the end of the first day we had to report back to reception to collect our keys and I got to the front of the queue.

Without any prompting from me, the receptionist said "Ah Mr Savage, you're in room 16. Here's your key". I was amazed that she'd remembered me from 10hours previously so said "That's incredible. We're here on a customer service course and you've remembered my name from 8am this morning. That's incredible customer service. How did you do that?" She smiled and said "It's on the name tag on your jacket lapel".

Everyone just pissed themselves laughing and I kept a low profile the rest of the night.

IT you say??

 

[Bill Walker]

Dopey me.
I've been using this forum for ages on my phone and only today read that there was an app.

 

[journolud]

Dopey me.
I've been using this forum for ages on my phone and only today read that there was an app.

There is?

 

[Bill Walker]

There is?

Lmao

 

[BimboBob]

Lmao

An app?