Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[HolisticJim]

El Haj Diouf

Or El Spitto as I like to call him

 

[Bluesince1979]

Really difficult this as most of footballs cunts are indeed linked to the istry boys

 

[inchy14]

Keown... I know raggy and spitty are both blatant about their clubs and the bias they have for them but Keown takes it to another level!! He’s been terrible in the Saints v Arsenal game... I can imagine he’s sat in his Arsenal shirt commentating about it.

 

[Akpowell]

Also Warnock

Both of them

 

[inchy14]

Madison at Leicester, whining, petulant, diving, cheating mard arse.
Hoddle tried putting him in the same bracket as Foden earlier... he’s a decent player I’ll accept but no where near phil’s level and he’s all the above too.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Madison at Leicester, whining, petulant, diving, cheating mard arse.
Hoddle tried putting him in the same bracket as Foden earlier... he’s a decent player I’ll accept but no where near phil’s level and he’s all the above too.

he s not all that bad, slightly self obsessed. It`s natural for a young guy.

 

[TueartsOHK]

Lee Dixon - hate the twat

Harry Kane - overrated diving cheat

 

[Out on blue 6]

Madison at Leicester, whining, petulant, diving, cheating mard arse.
Hoddle tried putting him in the same bracket as Foden earlier... he’s a decent player I’ll accept but no where near phil’s level and he’s all the above too.

I put him in the Grealish knob head mode but he's not as bad and I believe he can still drive a car. Can't grow a beard properly cos he's been trying for ages

 

[Ribchester]

He will have been mentioned, but the first one to have it in for us was Pullis, and was the first to choke on our size and money, which was somewhat ironic given his vitriol was as a result of us mugging him off in the THIRD Div play offs. My take was he fucked the last 10 mins up and has never got over it

 

[maccieblue]

Eric monster Hall must be high on the list

 

[James Morgan]

Lee Bowyer.

Evidently a bit racist, had a fight with his own team mate! You just know he’s the sort of chap to have a few too many shandies on any given night of the week and have a fight down his local.

 

[Dirty Harry]

I put him in the Grealish knob head mode but he's not as bad and I believe he can still drive a car. Can't grow a beard properly cos he's been trying for ages

He’s one of those men with a chin and jawline like a girl so has to try and grow a beard to hide it, like that Robin Gibb lookalike Penandez, not fooling anyone guys ;-).

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Going off his latest article, Martin Samuel.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Going off his latest article, Martin Samuel.

What’s he said now?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He’s one of those men with a chin and jawline like a girl so has to try and grow a beard to hide it, like that Robin Gibb lookalike Penandez, not fooling anyone guys ;-).

More like Freddy Mercury with that set of Newtons

 

[BongoBlue]

El Haj Diouf

Or El Spitto as I like to call him

Slack-jawed drooling cnut he was. Fucking hated him. A dirty bastard as well.

 

[Dirty Harry]

More like Freddy Mercury with that set of Newtons

Either will do for me

 

[Lupo]

So have half the English players I’ve heard interviewed recently. Joe Hart has a whiff of it!

To be fair Hart is from the ghetto that is Shrewsbury!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Maddison from Leicester is a complete and utter prick - semi black gangsta accent

Behave! I don't think that is accurate at all. I would call it an urban accent plus a stereotypical footballisms, e.g. use of "done" instead of did, other instances of inaccurate grammar, and daft use of multiples "tottenhams, liverpools .."

He is from Coventry, not Leicester.

Old video but best example of an urban accent is Multicultural London English (MLE), Coventry has a large immigrant demographic so not surprising to see similar phenomenon there.

 

[johnnytapia]

Either will do for me
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