Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[BlueTG]

Slack-jawed drooling cnut he was. Fucking hated him. A dirty bastard as well.

Played for Liverpool.

 

[Sir Joe Aguero]

Going off his latest article, Martin Samuel.

Which article? He's largely been the one journalist willing to defend City.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Behave! I don't think that is accurate at all. I would call it an urban accent plus a stereotypical footballisms, e.g. use of "done" instead of did, other instances of inaccurate grammar, and daft use of multiples "tottenhams, liverpools .."

He is from Coventry, not Leicester.

Old video but best example of an urban accent is Multicultural London English (MLE), Coventry has a large immigrant demographic so not surprising to see similar phenomenon there.

Interestimg video - that MLE is prevelent among a lot of the newer talk sport presenters

 

[denislawsbackheel]

You can take the boy out of Chiorlton...

Born on the Isle of Man.

 

[HelloCity]

Which article? He's largely been the one journalist willing to defend City.

MARTIN SAMUEL: After Leipzig and Man City defeats, Manchester United have finally won a 'cup final' this season at the third time of asking... while Liverpool look understandably tired after completing feats of endurance for three years

 

[jamesha]

MARTIN SAMUEL: After Leipzig and Man City defeats, Manchester United have finally won a 'cup final' this season at the third time of asking... while Liverpool look understandably tired after completing feats of endurance for three years

Nothing wrong with that article. Samuel is making the point that United have failed in their two previous big tests this season and have now won one against an under-strength and under-performing Liverpool side.

He is correct that Ole seems to be getting a tune out of United by finding a strategy that suits their strengths. The best journalist currently writing and he should be treasured for his willingness to not toe the media party line.
I do not expect him to be a City fan boy - just fair and objective.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Sergio Ramos. I’d love too punch him in the Ken Dodds.

John Terry is also a hairy boiled sweet down the back of life’s sofa.

 

[Kippax77]

Alan im now a red Shearer.
6 weeks ago "no one can stop Liverpool"
6 weeks later "no one can stop Man Utd"

What a total **** of man

 

[johnnytapia]

Born on the Isle of Man.

Yes, but moved to Manchester at an early age.

 

[East Level 2]

Sergio Ramos. I’d love too punch him in the Ken Dodds.

John Terry is also a hairy boiled sweet down the back of life’s sofa.

Agree about Terry, but Ramos made Scousers cry which has to be applauded. And he got himself sent off against us.

 

[Dirty Harry]

You can take the boy out of Chiorlton...

Don't say that Johnny, the rags will try and claim him as a local lad (if they haven't already).

 

[Ban-jani]

Roman Abramovich

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

Karl heinz Rumminegge

 

[Big Dave Watson]

Jimmy Bullard.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

John Terry, who remembers when Team Bridge took him to school at Stanford Bridge 10 years ago. Top marks for Craig Bellamy called him out for being a dick in the interviews on sky afterwards.

 

[BongoBlue]

Played for Liverpool.

Forgot that part. Now I hate him even more...;)

 

[Plain Speaking]

Not read the thread but for me has to be Javier Tebas

 

[Magicpole]

He might be with Phil now, but I always hated Mike Channon. And I will tell you why. When I was young, I remember watching the world cup and we were in it, showing you how long ago that was. Well, it was a Scotland game that was being shown, for some reason Channon was part if the panel. They were talking about us, obviously, then up pipes the bold Worzel loving **** with, "Never mind about Scotland, what about England, what about our lads?"

Ever after that, even if he scored a good goal, I would look at him and jusy say ****. Every single time.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

Jimmy Bullard.

First name that came to mind when I saw the title of this thread. The guy's a moron!

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

He might be with Phil now, but I always hated Mike Channon. And I will tell you why. When I was young, I remember watching the world cup and we were in it, showing you how long ago that was. Well, it was a Scotland game that was being shown, for some reason Channon was part if the panel. They were talking about us, obviously, then up pipes the bold Worzel loving **** with, "Never mind about Scotland, what about England, what about our lads?"

Ever after that, even if he scored a good goal, I would look at him and jusy say ****. Every single time.

He’s got a point! :)