I find Maguire, Mustafi, Rudiger and maybe a few others far worse.
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Put “Phil Jones gif” into Google images, there’re some crackers!For comedy value you can't beat Phil the Face.
We've got a #saveourole thread, maybe we need a #bringbackphiltheface thread too?
He's been missing far too long.
Blueboy73
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For comedy value you can't beat Phil the Face.Is that cos they make you laugh when you watch them play?
We've got a #saveourole thread, maybe we need a #bringbackphiltheface thread too?
He's been missing far too long.
He's the gift that keeps on giving.Put “Phil Jones gif” into Google images, there’re some crackers!
That picture @Maly Wilson posted was hilarious, I've sent that on WhatsApp to a few.
TCIB
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Rashford with another world class display of being useless. Welbeck was shite but he could at least move the ball from the half way line to about 20 yards out regularly.Rashford could not make the correct play if his life depended on it.
Just before he got hooked he had a shot that was one of two things, neither good if you are a utd fan. It was either pure petulance or a last gasp grab for glory. Either way he should have passed it to one of the others near the 18yd box, Fernandez and Cavani i think it was.
I feel a bit bad having a pop at him so much but its hard to ignore all his faults. He has one singular mindset, look to beat the offside trap and run on to smack it at the goal (on the odd occasion he is not demanding it to his static feet). His xg when running on goal in favourable positions must be pretty bad, all i think is "how will he fuck this one up". Head down and charge, utterly and hopelessly one dimensional.
He never, and i mean never moves into space where he can create a passing angle (vert static player). He never defends from the front. He never develops a play. He never chooses the right option. He always wants it to feet if he can which obviously kills momentum often. If he is not grabbing a goal he is close enough to be called useless.
There is a thread on redcafe asking oppo fans what they think, they all seem to rate him much higher than me, they must be seeing something i don't.
The bloke never shows any emotion at all, he looks like he is off to make a brew every time he smashes the ball anywhere but in the net walking back. Ok don't beat yourself up over it to much but show something, some frustration with yourself, anything, a grimmace, something!
He has close to 300 games for club and country now. The common excuse to is "he must be playing with an injury". Bullshit, i know a lazy player when i see one, stop literally making up excuses for him you silly red cretins, man up and accept your academy hero is not much use. Another excuse that "he will learn" has passed and if he is injured how do they explain this being his general level for most of his career?
So many people are wilfully ignorant about this fella to save their own fragile ego from admitting he is not as good as they first thought. I do hope they sign him for longer though, i enjoy seeing him cock up 90% of the attacking plays he is involved with for them.
Just before he got hooked he had a shot that was one of two things, neither good if you are a utd fan. It was either pure petulance or a last gasp grab for glory. Either way he should have passed it to one of the others near the 18yd box, Fernandez and Cavani i think it was.
I feel a bit bad having a pop at him so much but its hard to ignore all his faults. He has one singular mindset, look to beat the offside trap and run on to smack it at the goal (on the odd occasion he is not demanding it to his static feet). His xg when running on goal in favourable positions must be pretty bad, all i think is "how will he fuck this one up". Head down and charge, utterly and hopelessly one dimensional.
He never, and i mean never moves into space where he can create a passing angle (vert static player). He never defends from the front. He never develops a play. He never chooses the right option. He always wants it to feet if he can which obviously kills momentum often. If he is not grabbing a goal he is close enough to be called useless.
There is a thread on redcafe asking oppo fans what they think, they all seem to rate him much higher than me, they must be seeing something i don't.
The bloke never shows any emotion at all, he looks like he is off to make a brew every time he smashes the ball anywhere but in the net walking back. Ok don't beat yourself up over it to much but show something, some frustration with yourself, anything, a grimmace, something!
He has close to 300 games for club and country now. The common excuse to is "he must be playing with an injury". Bullshit, i know a lazy player when i see one, stop literally making up excuses for him you silly red cretins, man up and accept your academy hero is not much use. Another excuse that "he will learn" has passed and if he is injured how do they explain this being his general level for most of his career?
So many people are wilfully ignorant about this fella to save their own fragile ego from admitting he is not as good as they first thought. I do hope they sign him for longer though, i enjoy seeing him cock up 90% of the attacking plays he is involved with for them.
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You utter twat.
I have to stick pins in my own eyes now.
Hoghead
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Ever since klippity mentioned the number of penalties awarded to the rags, how many have they been given?
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There are Rags who think the same as you... taken from RagCafe:Rashford with another world class display of being useless. Welbeck was shite but he could at least move the ball from the half way line to about 20 yards out regularly.Rashford could not make the correct play if his life depended on it.
Just before he got hooked he had a shot that was one of two things, neither good if you are a utd fan. It was either pure petulance or a last gasp grab for glory. Either way he should have passed it to one of the others near the 18yd box, Fernandez and Cavani i think it was.
I feel a bit bad having a pop at him so much but its hard to ignore all his faults. He has one singular mindset, look to beat the offside trap and run on to smack it at the goal (on the odd occasion he is not demanding it to his static feet). His xg when running on goal in favourable positions must be pretty bad, all i think is "how will he fuck this one up". Head down and charge, utterly and hopelessly one dimensional.
He never, and i mean never moves into space where he can create a passing angle (vert static player). He never defends from the front. He never develops a play. He never chooses the right option. He always wants it to feet if he can which obviously kills momentum often. If he is not grabbing a goal he is close enough to be called useless.
There is a thread on redcafe asking oppo fans what they think, they all seem to rate him much higher than me, they must be seeing something i don't.
The bloke never shows any emotion at all, he looks like he is off to make a brew every time he smashes the ball anywhere but in the net walking back. Ok don't beat yourself up over it to much but show something, some frustration with yourself, anything, a grimmace, something!
He has close to 300 games for club and country now. The common excuse to is "he must be playing with an injury". Bullshit, i know a lazy player when i see one, stop literally making up excuses for him you silly red cretins, man up and accept your academy hero is not much use. Another excuse that "he will learn" has passed and if he is injured how do they explain this being his general level for most of his career?
So many people are wilfully ignorant about this fella to save their own fragile ego from admitting he is not as good as they first thought. I do hope they sign him for longer though, i enjoy seeing him cock up 90% of the attacking plays he is involved with for them.
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If we see Rashford starting on the right wing on Tuesday, I might turn the tv off. Not even being dramatic. There's no reason Ole can keep watching his performances there and thinking its worth persisting with. It's a total wasteRashford with another world class display of being useless. Welbeck was shite but he could at least move the ball from the half way line to about 20 yards out regularly.Rashford could not make the correct play if his life depended on it.
Spot on and this kid signed a 300k a week deal a few years ago.Just before he got hooked he had a shot that was one of two things, neither good if you are a utd fan. It was either pure petulance or a last gasp grab for glory. Either way he should have passed it to one of the others near the 18yd box, Fernandez and Cavani i think it was.
I feel a bit bad having a pop at him so much but its hard to ignore all his faults. He has one singular mindset, look to beat the offside trap and run on to smack it at the goal (on the odd occasion he is not demanding it to his static feet). His xg when running on goal in favourable positions must be pretty bad, all i think is "how will he fuck this one up". Head down and charge, utterly and hopelessly one dimensional.
He never, and i mean never moves into space where he can create a passing angle (vert static player). He never defends from the front. He never develops a play. He never chooses the right option. He always wants it to feet if he can which obviously kills momentum often. If he is not grabbing a goal he is close enough to be called useless.
There is a thread on redcafe asking oppo fans what they think, they all seem to rate him much higher than me, they must be seeing something i don't. The common excuse to is "he must be playing with an injury". Bullshit, i know a lazy player when i see one, stop literally making up excuses for him you silly red cretins, man up and accept your academy hero is not much use.
The bloke never shows any emotion at all, he looks like he is off to make a brew every time he smashes the ball anywhere but in the net walking back. Ok don't beat yourself up over it to much but show something, some frustration with yourself, anything, a grimmace, something!
He has close to 300 games for club and country now, the other excuse that "he will learn" has passed and if he is injured how do they explain this being his general level for most of his career?
So many people are wilfully ignorant about this fella to save their own fragile ego from admitting he is not as good as they first thought. I do hope they sign him for longer though, i enjoy seeing him cock up 90% of the attacking plays he is involved with for them.
No way can they get rid as he is too much of a PR hero. Good news for us.Rashford with another world class display of being useless. Welbeck was shite but he could at least move the ball from the half way line to about 20 yards out regularly.Rashford could not make the correct play if his life depended on it.
Just before he got hooked he had a shot that was one of two things, neither good if you are a utd fan. It was either pure petulance or a last gasp grab for glory. Either way he should have passed it to one of the others near the 18yd box, Fernandez and Cavani i think it was.
I feel a bit bad having a pop at him so much but its hard to ignore all his faults. He has one singular mindset, look to beat the offside trap and run on to smack it at the goal (on the odd occasion he is not demanding it to his static feet). His xg when running on goal in favourable positions must be pretty bad, all i think is "how will he fuck this one up". Head down and charge, utterly and hopelessly one dimensional.
He never, and i mean never moves into space where he can create a passing angle (vert static player). He never defends from the front. He never develops a play. He never chooses the right option. He always wants it to feet if he can which obviously kills momentum often. If he is not grabbing a goal he is close enough to be called useless.
There is a thread on redcafe asking oppo fans what they think, they all seem to rate him much higher than me, they must be seeing something i don't. The common excuse to is "he must be playing with an injury". Bullshit, i know a lazy player when i see one, stop literally making up excuses for him you silly red cretins, man up and accept your academy hero is not much use.
The bloke never shows any emotion at all, he looks like he is off to make a brew every time he smashes the ball anywhere but in the net walking back. Ok don't beat yourself up over it to much but show something, some frustration with yourself, anything, a grimmace, something!
He has close to 300 games for club and country now, the other excuse that "he will learn" has passed and if he is injured how do they explain this being his general level for most of his career?
So many people are wilfully ignorant about this fella to save their own fragile ego from admitting he is not as good as they first thought. I do hope they sign him for longer though, i enjoy seeing him cock up 90% of the attacking plays he is involved with for them.
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He’s not improved one bit since that goal he scored against us five years ago.No way can they get rid as he is too much of a PR hero. Good news for us.
Yep but though I hate to say it, it was a well taken goal.He’s not improved one bit since that goal he scored against us five years ago.
TCIB
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Jesus christ, i had no idea he was on that amount, Woodward is truly a fool. Hopefully their players start demanding parity and cause merry hell. Their stadium is falling to bits and here he is on 300k a week, what a pisstake.Rashford with another world class display of being useless. Welbeck was shite but he could at least move the ball from the half way line to about 20 yards out regularly.Rashford could not make the correct play if his life depended on it.
Spot on and this kid signed a 300k a week deal a few years ago.
PannickAtTheDisco
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Joe made it easy for him.Yep but though I hate to say it, it was a well taken goal.
As bad, maybe, a little worse possibly.....far worse? Oooo can’t agree with you on that one mate, but he definitely doesn’t seem to be as much as a tit as most of their team, so there is that ;)I find Maguire, Mustafi, Rudiger and maybe a few others far worse.
inchy14
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Maybe This comment should be in the corruption thread.... allegedly...Joe made it easy for him.
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Not a loss but I'll take it.It was my turn for a lie in this morning but I thought fuck that and got up at 7.00am and intensely looked out the window simmering with rage.
The wife said what are you doing, I replied that the rag bastards were playing the arse tonight so I got up early to hate them to a loss...she turned over and farted.
Well Mustafi definitely was far worse, that guy is the worst I've seen.As bad, maybe, a little worse possibly.....far worse? Oooo can’t agree with you on that one mate, but he definitely doesn’t seem to be as much as a tit as most of their team, so there is that ;)
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Thank god, the general echo chamber in general about how he is good kills me.There are Rags who think the same as you... taken from RagCafe:
Judas
If we see Rashford starting on the right wing on Tuesday, I might turn the tv off. Not even being dramatic. There's no reason Ole can keep watching his performances there and thinking its worth persisting with. It's a total waste
You posted as well about how he has not improved at all, bang on imo. He has not improved one iota.
You could write the exact same paragraph on Martial, he's a carbon copy of Rashford both in style of play and attitude, they both never look arsed.Rashford with another world class display of being useless. Welbeck was shite but he could at least move the ball from the half way line to about 20 yards out regularly.Rashford could not make the correct play if his life depended on it.
Just before he got hooked he had a shot that was one of two things, neither good if you are a utd fan. It was either pure petulance or a last gasp grab for glory. Either way he should have passed it to one of the others near the 18yd box, Fernandez and Cavani i think it was.
I feel a bit bad having a pop at him so much but its hard to ignore all his faults. He has one singular mindset, look to beat the offside trap and run on to smack it at the goal (on the odd occasion he is not demanding it to his static feet). His xg when running on goal in favourable positions must be pretty bad, all i think is "how will he fuck this one up". Head down and charge, utterly and hopelessly one dimensional.
He never, and i mean never moves into space where he can create a passing angle (vert static player). He never defends from the front. He never develops a play. He never chooses the right option. He always wants it to feet if he can which obviously kills momentum often. If he is not grabbing a goal he is close enough to be called useless.
There is a thread on redcafe asking oppo fans what they think, they all seem to rate him much higher than me, they must be seeing something i don't.
The bloke never shows any emotion at all, he looks like he is off to make a brew every time he smashes the ball anywhere but in the net walking back. Ok don't beat yourself up over it to much but show something, some frustration with yourself, anything, a grimmace, something!
He has close to 300 games for club and country now. The common excuse to is "he must be playing with an injury". Bullshit, i know a lazy player when i see one, stop literally making up excuses for him you silly red cretins, man up and accept your academy hero is not much use. Another excuse that "he will learn" has passed and if he is injured how do they explain this being his general level for most of his career?
So many people are wilfully ignorant about this fella to save their own fragile ego from admitting he is not as good as they first thought. I do hope they sign him for longer though, i enjoy seeing him cock up 90% of the attacking plays he is involved with for them.
210 games for 33 goals. How did he ever get to play for England, no need for an answer, the question is rhetorical.He was behind Martial in the pecking order. I'm not sure he could score in a brothel right now.
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