Media Thread 2020/21

[wolviedinho]

SSN: Bruno Fernandes has been the "nub of the renaissance" of making Manchester United, a Premier league force.

Pass me the puke bucket. Cunts need to eat so they ass rim the reds.

 

[stan bowles]

We are signing a sheep?

Ewe got that one right.
We also got moved down a row on the BBC webpage since I posted. Think we're given the same prominence as Worcester City now.

 

[stan bowles]

SSN: Bruno Fernandes has been the "nub of the renaissance" of making Manchester United, a Premier league force.

I thought that was Raphael and Michelangelo. Great pair of wing halves, those two ;)

 

[Akpowell]

God I hope we fucking batter everyone. I'm sick to fucking death of this media and all the other cvnts forning all over the fucking dippers and scum. Let's shut the cvnts up City and smash everyone starting with Burnley and then those fucking scouse bastards

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Another silly question the press ask is:

How (excited*) are you about (playing in the FA Cup Final#)

* can be another emotion. # can be another achievement, e.g., having a baby, getting knighted, whatever.

I always want someone to say "I'm 62.3% excited." Because I would, if someone ever asked me such a fucking stupid question.

That 62.3%, would probably be Ruben Dias answer!

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Moises Caicedo who was being heralded as "the real deal, holyfield" and the new Colin Bell when signing for the RAGS has suddenly developed a problem of settling into the EPL now that he's signed for Brighton.

 

[manimanc]

Good to see local news showed the scousers' goal and listed their potential transfer targets.

Decided not to mention our record breaking run or that we're top of the league. Or even factually reporting the PL results this weekend.

Nited's bottle job v Ass not spoken of either.

Bit pathetic but not unexpected from Sports Department based at Salford Quays. Still the did report on a Rochdale fan who will have a tribute statue raised.

On Sly Ally Mccoist declared he was disappointed with Manchester City's transfer business. Perhaps we should be panic buying like the mickeys.

Disappointed? As in what? God that's just pathetic, that is having a go just to have a pop.

 

[sheikmedick]

Well-run clubs don't do first team business on deadline day

Now we,ve changed the password on the scouting database there fucked

 

[Indaparkside]

There was some woman leanne whoever on earlier the ssn presenter was asking her about the rags, we this and we that she was going on about I thought fucking hell not united but WE, imagine the shit if say micah Richards went on like that they’d be an outcry to get him sacked.

 

[Bill]

Signed those two to have some back-up options for the domestic cups.

yep ,good move.

 

[mat]

I thought that was Raphael and Michelangelo. Great pair of wing halves, those two ;)

To be fair Bruno does look like Splinter...

 

[Blueboy73]

There was some woman leanne whoever on earlier the ssn presenter was asking her about the rags, we this and we that she was going on about I thought fucking hell not united but WE, imagine the shit if say mike weatherall went on like that they’d be an outcry to get him sacked.

Did she have a southern accent?
I think she was on the football show on Sly one morning last week if it's the same one.
Us this, we that and talking a load of bollocks.
Sounded thick as pig shit too.

 

[Indaparkside]

Did she have a southern accent?
I think she was on the football show on Sly one morning last week if it's the same one.
Us this, we that and talking a load of bollocks.
Sounded thick as pig shit too.

Shaven hair with blonde on top if that makes sense yes cockney accent

 

[Indaparkside]

Shaven hair with blonde on top if that makes sense yes cockney accent

Mike weatherburn I meant:) he’s the blue isn’t he admittedly from Portsmouth

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I’m not sure how much longer the League Cup will be around

Well, if we win it this year we go level with the dippers on 8, so I expect it to be shelved before we play the Spuds!

 

[Blueboy73]

Shaven hair with blonde on top if that makes sense yes cockney accent

That's the one mate.

Cockney accent - tick
Talking bollocks - tick
Lack of objectivity- tick
Thick as pig shit - tick

Basically a typical Rag.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Thats nothing........in maguire they got a £4million player for £80million, and forget madrid, maguires wanted in Greece!!!

I doff my hat.

 

[chesterbells]

Now we,ve changed the password on the scouting database there fucked

lol

 

[manimanc]

Shaven hair with blonde on top if that makes sense yes cockney accent

Oh her? Scary fucker that one, I thought she'd dressed up for comic relief.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Sounds like Leanne Andersson - MU fan from London