Possible Work Place flirting

urban genie said:
Hang on, weren't you the one with the "friend" being stalked by an indian girl who was then turning up at your house or something?
How did that work out btw cannot remember

You seem to get yourself in some unique situations when it comes to women.

Anyway to answer your question, just mention jokingly next time you are out about it being a date, if she intimates that it is then you never know she may let you finger her between courses
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sounds like the adventures of Ryan from The Office.
 
What age are you? Are you attracted to her? If you think she is too old for you and you have no intention for a long term thing, then I would say you have to tell her. As long as you are honest she will have a choice wether she wants to have a friend's with benefits thing. Remember she has feelings, so don't be a **** and bring her pain by lying to get her into bed by making her think you want to have a relationship. You don't have to be a lying **** to get sex. Talk to her. You said you be been out a few times, address the elephant in the room and deal with it.
 
If we don't hear about thisongoing story from Simon Bates with this playing in the background in the futire




then I will be disspointed
 
How big's this lake you frequent on your romantic lunch breaks? Maybe show off your art of mizukiri. A good side arm launch of about 20 degrees with a nice flat stone should do. Only of your man enough of course, you don't want a feeble limp throw with 2 or 3 skims. You want to be thinking Steve Austin, scattering the ducks on the other side of the lake. She'll be wetter than the lake with a good manly performance.
 
EnzoMCFC said:
How big's this lake you frequent on your romantic lunch breaks? Maybe show off your art of mizukiri. A good side arm launch of about 20 degrees with a nice flat stone should do. Only of your man enough of course, you don't want a feeble limp throw with 2 or 3 skims. You want to be thinking Steve Austin, scattering the ducks on the other side of the lake. She'll be wetter than the lake with a good manly performance.
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When reading thisnforat part, I really did think the next semtence was gonna involve a suggestion of a place to dump the body.

Not sure if this reflects badly on me or my expectations of this forum
 
Magicpole said:
What age are you? Are you attracted to her? If you think she is too old for you and you have no intention for a long term thing, then I would say you have to tell her. As long as you are honest she will have a choice wether she wants to have a friend's with benefits thing. Remember she has feelings, so don't be a **** and bring her pain by lying to get her into bed by making her think you want to have a relationship. You don't have to be a lying **** to get sex. Talk to her. You said you be been out a few times, address the elephant in the room and deal with it.
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I* thought you were being sensitive there MP, and then you spoil it at the end by calling her an elephant. Fatties need love too, and are generally more grateful.
 
Banned from my workplace.

A couple were flirting in my workplace and someone reported it. Now they are waiting for hearing, pending dismissal for breaking "The personal relationships policy". A policy they neglected to consult the union on.
 
mat said:
Banned from my workplace.

A couple were flirting in my workplace and someone reported it. Now they are waiting for hearing, pending dismissal for breaking "The personal relationships policy". A policy they neglected to consult the union on.
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Quite right too.
There’s nothing worse than having a late work deadline and you are held up by a couple copulating on the copier.
 
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