I alternate between despair at the self-harm of what we've done, and finding the Express just risible.
Washington's new position, reported by Express.co.uk, sparked outrage in the UK with many critics questioning the so-called "Special Relationship" between Britain and the US.
One furious Express.co.uk reader said: "Tell them to stick their trade deal where the sun doesn't shine!
"It's not a trade deal! It's a CON! We always end up giving more and receiving less and receiving inferior substandard goods. Plus being ripped off!"
Even better, complaining that French MEPs aren't speaking English in the Euro Parliament!