United thread 2020/21

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You’re good at these. I just saw your dipper one. Arse or spuds?
Cockney Cnuts. Only West Ham mate

Thought I'd add. Spurs can go fuck themselves. Same as Arsenal(shithouses). West Ham, I'll never forget that day at the old ground. When you've got kids running at the side of the train wishing you well as you're pulling out of the train station. Well that's West Ham.
 
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Today they are being linked with Varane at Madrid, another example of them trying to cherry pick and hoping it all comes together.
When will they finally realise that the one signing they need above anything else is a Director of Football.
 
I swear the little turd has sulked since he didn't get or lost the number 9 shirt when he was hoping to cash in and use AM9 as his trademark .

Always looks as though somebody has stolen his toys .
He just looks like he can't be arsed. For £250,000 a week you'd think he might put a bit more effort in.

Woodward has had a shocker with his contract negotiation.
 
Catch us if you can Noddy!!!

Fuck off you won't even come runners up
 
Seems it's not fair anymore, take your pick of the reasons why.

Unlimited Funds (False, We have to work within FFP)
State backed (False)
Spend £200 million each year (False)
Broke FFP rules (Read the CAS judgement)
Huge squad (No larger than anyone elses)
We can just ditch a player who doesn't work out (False)
Rags can't compete with our spend (Blatant bollox, Pogbad, MaGuire, Goofy)
Played less games due to Covid (We have played more games than the rags)
We had the club all set for Pep's arrival (That's called a plan)
Pep was able to spend huge sums of money (They had to split the same money across LGV.PEG and OGS)
£50 Million full backs (Well don't spunk £170 million on Pogba and Maguire)
We are killing the game with our possession game (As Moyes said they should aim to emulate us)
It's the Glazers fault (Sat 2nd in the league with huge investment over their reign)
We have a Director of football and a structure throughout the club (Yeah, sorry about that)

There are plenty more to list.
 
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