United thread 2020/21

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GaudinoMotors said:
gabby agbonlahor has spoken.
United will be fine and most likely win the derby.
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What was it we used to sing to the scousers...."If you can't speak properly shut your mouth!"

He's typical of the Villa fan's I met at Wembley, an utter thick knob. While on the day any team can beat another and it is a derby, we are streets ahead of them in all departments.

As for rat face getting player of the year, it's even more laughable than Henderson over De Bruyne.
 
paulchapo said:
What was it we used to sing to the scousers...."If you can't speak properly shut your mouth!"

He's typical of the Villa fan's I met at Wembley, an utter thick knob. While on the day any team can beat another and it is a derby, we are streets ahead of them in all departments.

As for rat face getting player of the year, it's even more laughable than Henderson over De Bruyne.
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It was actually "If you can't talk proper shut your mouth" and I never quite worked out whether it was ironic or not.
 
jimharri said:
Not a fan then?
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On the contrary, I'm a big fan of theirs, in fact I've never been happier with the way things are panning out at the swamp ..

Manager out of his depth..

Most expensive signing doesn't want to be there..

Their so called best player, Robert Redford is on the shortlist for hide and seek champion of the year. However, he's up against the dabber so he's got his work cut out to be honest..

Their £85 million pound Interpol suspect has been approached by Blackpool Council to work on the beach in the summer season, free saddle provided..

The best goalie in the world managed to keep a clean sheet last night which as luck would have it co-insideded with him not being picked..

The rest of the 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' rabble are individually funny as fcuk to watch as they charge up and down the field chasing the ball..



I'm their BIGGEST fan..!
 
Just saw this quote from the paperboy

"It's not good as you know, if you want to move up the table you need to win. You have to earn the right, you have to win tackles, you have to fight you have to play passes better, we kept giving the ball away.

In what way could the Rags move up the table, unless he means the point taking them from joint second to distant second...
 
Scottish Cityzen said:
You have to earn the right, you have to win tackles, you have to fight you have to play passes better,
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He seems to say that after every game. So what does he and the training staff do between matches if they are not working on passing better and winning the ball?
It's all very well him coming out with the platitudes and other hackneyed clichès, but if he and his staff don't do the basics in training what the fuck are they being paid for?
 
KentBlue said:
He seems to say that after every game. So what does he and the training staff do between matches if they are not working on passing better and winning the ball?
It's all very well him coming out with the platitudes and other hackneyed clichès, but if he and his staff don't do the basics in training what the fuck are they being paid for?
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Money for old rope?

Long may they keep up their ‘good work’
 
Bill the Blue said:
On the contrary, I'm a big fan of theirs, in fact I've never been happier with the way things are panning out at the swamp ..

Manager out of his depth..

Most expensive signing doesn't want to be there..

Their so called best player, Robert Redford is on the shortlist for hide and seek champion of the year. However, he's up against the dabber so he's got his work cut out to be honest..

Their £85 million pound Interpol suspect has been approached by Blackpool Council to work on the beach in the summer season, free saddle provided..

The best goalie in the world managed to keep a clean sheet last night which as luck would have it co-insideded with him not being picked..

The rest of the 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' rabble are individually funny as fcuk to watch as they charge up and down the field chasing the ball..



I'm their BIGGEST fan..!
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that my friend is pure class, has had me proper laughing. Well done sir!
 
Scottish Cityzen said:
Just saw this quote from the paperboy

"It's not good as you know, if you want to move up the table you need to win. You have to earn the right, you have to win tackles, you have to fight you have to play passes better, we kept giving the ball away.

In what way could the Rags move up the table, unless he means the point taking them from joint second to distant second...
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the book of sound bites by bacon everything about that clubs since ole been there is trying to get the fergie era back with Phelan in bacons ear! The football is similar problem is ole is a shite manager hasn’t improved one player even Greenwood he keeps wanking over who has scored 1 goals or something in 16 games.
 
waspish said:
the book of sound bites by bacon everything about that clubs since ole been there is trying to get the fergie era back with Phelan in bacons ear! The football is similar problem is ole is a shite manager hasn’t improved one player even Greenwood he keeps wanking over who has scored 1 goals or something in 16 games.
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The coaching must be shockingly bad. Every young player they have brought in has gone backwards. Rashford is a shadow of the player he was three years ago, Martial has not improved at all, and now Mason Greenwood looks totally lost. Fernandez is over-hyped as much as Pogba is. These players are well below the elite level. Luke Shaw is getting plaudits now but he looks average to me and is still overweight. He stands out in a very poor side. Even aged 34 Cavani looks like the best player in their team. United look miles behind Liverpool (even now), Chelsea, and a fully-fit Leicester
 
Akira said:
Won 0, Drew 5, Lost 2, in 7 games against top 6 sides in PL. Notching a remarkable 5 points from 21.

Wonder how did he come to that conclusion...
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Stranger things have happened, it's a derby, we're running away with it, they are struggling, lack of confidance etc etc....A bet on the rags wouldn't go amiss I'm afraid to say.
 
United looked absolutely fucked last night. It wasn't about desire IMO, it was just a complete lack of energy to do anything about their situation. That is pretty normal this season and tbf we have seen City in similar circumstances. To and extent you could say that our performance against West Ham had similar problems, albeit we were fortunate enough to be clinical with our chances and were also playing at home.

I am not sure how United will respond on Sunday. It will depend largely on how much they can recover from the Palace game. This is where the lack of fans can work against you as well: even if you are away from home, having your scumbag MIB lot there can give you a boost when you're flagging.

One thing is for certain we should beat them, so long as our usual failings do not reappear (not being clinical enough and not putting the game to bed during the periods when we are well on top).

But as all City fans will know, anything can happen in a derby. I am still suffering from PTSD from when they turned around being 0-2 down in the centurions season (HOW THE FUCK???) but I can also remember a few wins in the 03-08 period when we turned them over with a far inferior team.

Anyway, fuck em. I say this before every derby but it feels like we are due an absolute mauling of United. I hope Sunday is that day. (cue being 0-2 down after 20 mins or down to 10 men or some BS like that).
 
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