Media Thread 2020/21

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BBC Football website has relegated Liverpool's defeat to a side bar and wanking over Stevie Mee instead.
 
I'm hearing reports the club have had to move the post match press conference outdoors to protect Pep from being drowned in the Jizz Tsunami being created in the media room by the journos.
 
Kippax77 said:
Micah giving it Keane "ok lets see where you are in May"

My sentiments exactly big man
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We'll be first and United will be second in May.

Why does Keane have to be so over critical every week.
OK Jesus gave away a penalty early on with a clumsy foul. You'd think the way Keane was talking he'd just shot someone. Tone it down a bit, i know he wants to get facebook/twitter headlines every week by totally killing players instead of offering any tactical insight whatsoever.

Kyle Walker is a clown, Eric Dier is rubbish, etc etc. is as good as it gets from Roy, and his army of fans lap it up
 
IrishBlueSince92 said:
We'll be first and United will be second in May.

Why does Keane have to be so over critical every week.
OK Jesus gave away a penalty early on with a clumsy foul. You'd think the way Keane was talking he'd just shot someone. Tone it down a bit, i know he wants to get facebook/twitter headlines every week by totally killing players instead of offering any tactical insight whatsoever.

Kyle Walker is a clown, Eric Dier is rubbish, etc etc. is as good as it gets from Roy, and his army of fans lap it up
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His head is way to big to be sat on the skinny frame of his.
He just looks wrong
 
"Shaws Shank is redemption for ickle Ole"
Martial Mathers was shot by a Brazilian sniper just outside the Penalty box to give 50 million pound Roland Rat lookalike Bruno a first-minute penalty in the Prince v Pauper derby game. The champions-elect Citizens controlled the game but huffed and puffed for most of the match. Speaking of huffing and puffing the 45 million pound (not stone) Rick Waller body double Fluke "Are you" Shaw waddled the length of the pitch leaving KDB in his giant titanic sized wake to scuff a shot past James Bonds arch-enemy Jaws to end the contest.
 
yozzerblue said:
Keane saying Jesus was absolutely mad crazy giving away that penalty. " What was he doing" He said. Well I will tell you what he wasn't doing Roy. He wasn't looking to break some fuckers leg you twat.
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Seconds earlier he says that the un*t*d players are pressing like wild animals/men possessed (can't be arsed re-watching it to clarify which), but when Jesus presses Tony Marshal and the cheating **** DIVES, apparently Jesus is crazy.

Make your mind up Roy, is it good or bad to press to get the ball back?
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Seconds earlier he says that the un*t*d players are pressing like wild animals/men possessed (can't be arsed re-watching it to clarify which), but when Jesus presses Tony Marshal and the cheating **** DIVES, apparently Jesus is crazy.

Make your mind up Roy, is it good or bad to press to get the ball back?
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It was a nailed on penalty, stupid challenge
 
warringtonblue said:
It was a nailed on penalty, stupid challenge
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Really??

All I honestly see is a hand on a shoulder, and a dive as there's a very, very slight touch of a foot on a calf as Jesus attempts to jump over his legs to avoid contact.

I'm truly staggered that the consensus is penalty and stupid challenge.

It's about as much of a penalty as Salah's against us and two (or possibly all three) of Leicester's against us for me.

Can't stand all this "modern penalty" bullshit, it's going down when the contact hasn't forced you to go down, which for me is a DIVE and a CHEAT.

Ho-hum.
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Really??

All I honestly see is a hand on a shoulder, and a dive as there's a very, very slight touch of a foot on a calf as Jesus attempts to jump over his legs to avoid contact.

I'm truly staggered that the consensus is penalty and stupid challenge.

It's about as much of a penalty as Salah's against us and two (or possibly all three) of Leicester's against us for me.

Can't stand all this "modern penalty" bullshit, it's going down when the contact hasn't forced you to go down, which for me is a DIVE and a CHEAT.

Ho-hum.
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Without watching it again, Jesus caught his foot & calf both. It was a stupid challenge in our box just 35 seconds or so into the game. There is no defending it.
 
Congratulations Rangers coming from a very bad place ten years ago to win the title. We owe them a huge thank you as their Championship has kept our defeat off the main sport headlines. Now go on and win the Europa League Bears.
 
No matter how minimal the contact and how soft you thought it was, that is always going to be a penalty the way referees (and VAR) view things at the moment. You (and I) might not like it but there was never any doubt.

We laughed at Tyrone Mings for the “offside” challenge from Rodri - saying a professional footballer needs a bit of intelligence and to know how the game works. Unfortunately, for him, Jesus didn’t show intelligence there.

But, regardless, we still didn’t manage a goal in the 93 minutes we had to get back into the game so it’s a collective responsibility

But win the games we have left against bottom half teams and we win the league pretty much so not going to dwell on it
 
Centurions said:
Without watching it again, Jesus caught his foot & calf both. It was a stupid challenge in our box just 35 seconds or so into the game. There is no defending it.
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What I’d like to know is why Jesus was back in his own box defending in the first minute.. regardless of whether it was or wasn’t a penalty if you make any sort of contact you’re giving the ref a decision to make. There were enough defenders to deal with the situation.
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Really??

All I honestly see is a hand on a shoulder, and a dive as there's a very, very slight touch of a foot on a calf as Jesus attempts to jump over his legs to avoid contact.

I'm truly staggered that the consensus is penalty and stupid challenge.

It's about as much of a penalty as Salah's against us and two (or possibly all three) of Leicester's against us for me.

Can't stand all this "modern penalty" bullshit, it's going down when the contact hasn't forced you to go down, which for me is a DIVE and a CHEAT.

Ho-hum.
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Yup... all that you say is correct. And when it's applied to either team in red, especially with the 'Lifelong Alty Fan, Honest' as ref it is a nailed on penalty.
 
Sheik Battle and Goal said:
What I’d like to know is why Jesus was back in his own box defending in the first minute.. regardless of whether it was or wasn’t a penalty if you make any sort of contact you’re giving the ref a decision to make. There were enough defenders to deal with the situation.
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lost the ball in the first place and trying to get it back ? its the pep way lose it go and get it back
 
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