Liverpool thread 2020/21

[Vienna_70]

I blame Chelsea fans & pesky Belgian skinheads

I blame a wall for collapsing.

 

[crazyg]

I blame a wall for collapsing.

You are the Livarpool PR Director and I claim my £5.

 

[Vienna_70]

You are the Livarpool PR Director and I claim my £%.

Blast!

Finally uncovered.

;-)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I see one of their fans is celebrating us losing to Burnley.

But they don’t care about us, nuh-uh.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I see one of their cult members is celebrating us losing to Burnley.

But they don’t care about us, nuh-uh.

Fixed.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

According to another cultist on another forum, they were just having a sing song and letting off flares when they won the league. Sure they were.

 

[kaz7]

According to another cultist on another forum, they were just having a sing song and letting off flares when they won the league. Sure they were.

Why are you posting during your game ?

 

[inchy14]

Why are you posting during your game and reading another forum ?

It’s not hard to do 2 things at once ffs!!

 

[kaz7]

It’s not hard to do 2 things at once ffs!!

Whilst posting on a third forum, that is not normal

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Why are you posting during your game ?

Because I’m recovering from a migraine, I’m laid up in bed and our game is depressing. I slept through half of it as I’m on heavy painkillers.

the post on the other forum was posted way before our match, so I don’t get what you’re complaining about.

please tell me what I’m allowed to do during Everton matches. I didn’t realise I wasn’t allowed to post while we were playing.

 

[mexico1970]

Because I’m recovering from a migraine, I’m laid up in bed and our game is depressing. I slept through half of it as I’m on heavy painkillers.

the post on the other forum was posted way before our match, so I don’t get what you’re complaining about.

please tell me what I’m allowed to do during Everton matches. I didn’t realise I wasn’t allowed to post while we were playing.

Hope you feel better soon, migraines are the Devils work.

 

[kaz7]

Because I’m recovering from a migraine, I’m laid up in bed and our game is depressing. I slept through half of it as I’m on heavy painkillers.

the post on the other forum was posted way before our match, so I don’t get what you’re complaining about.

please tell me what I’m allowed to do during Everton matches. I didn’t realise I wasn’t allowed to post while we were playing.

It was a gen q, no need to get arsey

 

[horlock_was_super]

So to Monday.
If Wolverhampton Wanderers beat bingo and the dippers the cult are no longer the champions.
Don’t give a flying fuck about the why’s and wherefores.
They will no longer be the champions, because, if you’re no longer able to defend your title, then, you’re not deserved of the title.
Monday is the 15th March.
I think that guy from the midlands, William Shakespeare, (a kind of a Brummy forerunner to Jasper Carrott) predicted this when he wrote:

Beware the ides of March.

#therealendofthestorm. (for every other football supporter in this country).

 

[Bill the Blue]

The defending PL *champions are now 28 points behind the league leaders after playing just 28 games..

Best front 3
Best goalie
Best fullbacks
Best centre half* (* bit of a sore knee at the moment, fair play to them for not mentioning it though)
Best manager
Best fans
Most knowledgeable fans
Best history
Made more history by losing 6 home league games on the spin for the first time in their history
Won it 6 times
Got banned from European competition for 6 years
Best atmosphere under the lights
Best 5 2 3 ditty
Media stuffed with arse licking cheerleaders
Net spend champions supreme



... and currently pulling out all the stops to cement a top 10 finish..



What a fkin shambles..!

 

[jamesha]

So to Monday.
If Wolverhampton Wanderers beat bingo and the dippers the cult are no longer the champions.
Don’t give a flying fuck about the why’s and wherefores.
They will no longer be the champions, because, if you’re no longer able to defend your title, then, you’re not deserved of the title.
Monday is the 15th March.
I think that guy from the midlands, William Shakespeare, (a kind of a Brummy forerunner to Jasper Carrott) predicted this when he wrote:

Beware the ides of March.

#therealendofthestorm. (for every other football supporter in this country).

Chapeau!

 

[ninjamonkey]

One more win for us or one defeat from them and they officially lose their title. What's the shortest reign on record? Could they be on for another record here? Turnigg into quite the season for them

 

[Grassland Blue]

Chairman of Lancs, David Hodgkiss, died of covid soon after attending Cheltenham. I'd say something about 20/20 hindsight but I clearly remember thinking at the time intelligent people were acting nuts. If I were in my 60's or 70's I'd be safely tucked away at home watching it on the box, thank you very much.

It's one thing taking a risk at the local pub or supermarket, another to put yourself amongst all of those people for such a prolonged period.

There's a bit of blinkered comment about it here https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/apr/21/experts-inquiry-cheltenham-festival-coronavirus-deaths

Some people seemed to think that they couldn't carch the virus because they were part of a certain socio-economic group.
Arrogant and deluded.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I see one of their fans is celebrating us losing to Burnley.

But they don’t care about us, nuh-uh.

Fuck off it's us they don't care about. ;)

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

The defending PL *champions are now 28 points behind the league leaders after playing just 28 games..

Best front 3
Best goalie
Best fullbacks
Best centre half* (* bit of a sore knee at the moment, fair play to them for not mentioning it though)
Best manager
Best fans
Most knowledgeable fans
Best history
Made more history by losing 6 home league games on the spin for the first time in their history
Won it 6 times
Got English teams banned from European competition for 6 years
Best atmosphere under the lights
Best 5 2 3 ditty
Media stuffed with arse licking cheerleaders
Net spend champions supreme



... and currently pulling out all the stops to cement a top 10 finish..



What a fkin shambles..!

* To be fair he's dead

 

[cheekybids]

* To be fair he's dead

but he’s expected to recover & then this time next year.....