United thread 2020/21

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My mam saved me the Sunday Telegraph for the City match report. Aww bless, anyway, there is a huge section devoted to bigging up Pogba, he can speak 5 languages which means he can talk to all his team mates, he bought the tea lady a present when he returned and other such nonsense.
Apparently he has now been at the rags for 5 years, another unimportant fact, what they didnt address was what has he achieved, ok there was a brief mention of the fact he only has 2 medals for his time at the Swamp (their highlight) but they didnt lay the blame on him. In fact they didnt really blame anybody, it was like a united sanctioned version of a fanzine article done by a national newspaper.
The most expensive footballer in the UK, one of the most highly paid and he has done fuck all as an individual or team player and yet not one word of criticism ever gets sent his way. It shows how pathetic the media are but more importantly, how pathetic the rag shite are.
 
Blue Mist said:
My mam saved me the Sunday Telegraph for the City match report. Aww bless, anyway, there is a huge section devoted to bigging up Pogba, he can speak 5 languages which means he can talk to all his team mates, he bought the tea lady a present when he returned and other such nonsense.
Apparently he has now been at the rags for 5 years, another unimportant fact, what they didnt address was what has he achieved, ok there was a brief mention of the fact he only has 2 medals for his time at the Swamp (their highlight) but they didnt lay the blame on him. In fact they didnt really blame anybody, it was like a united sanctioned version of a fanzine article done by a national newspaper.
The most expensive footballer in the UK, one of the most highly paid and he has done fuck all as an individual or team player and yet not one word of criticism ever gets sent his way. It shows how pathetic the media are but more importantly, how pathetic the rag shite are.
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Nothing ever surprises me about our fucking arselicking media where the rags are concerned.

It's just lemming food mate, and vital for their finances, but still absolutely sickening .
 
Tonight on MOTD 2, instead of Man U v Brighton, we are showing
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Graham Potter and the Centre-half partner of Stones

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Did anyone else notice?

Watched the Rags last night.

'90 minutes' of different and none stop United fake chants last night courtesy of BT Football. Even when Brighton had just scored and were winning.

Not only that, but fake crowd booing when Brighton passed the ball about and held on to it.

Looking forward to our next home match that BT Football are televising.
 
jrb said:
Did anyone else notice?

Watched the Rags last night.

'90 minutes' of different and none stop United fake chants last night courtesy of BT Football. Even when Brighton had just scored and were winning.

Not only that, but fake crowd booing when Brighton passed the ball about and held on to it.

Looking forward to our next home match that BT Football are televising.
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Tomorrow night.
 
BeerIsTheBest said:
Howson.... someone should contact Ester at Childline. Imagine the damage to that child listening to that fat oaf Sounding off. It’s comparable to suspected terrorists being played the Birdie Song on a loop to break their resolve.
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"United are the 2nd best team in the league"
"We're sh*t!"
"Might as well be Celtic"

Does anyone know if those kids in video are OK?

 
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Double R said:
Just seen the non penalty decision against Brighton on MOTD. Wasnt it identical to to the Diaz penalty against the dippers? Worse if anything, it was a 3 yard tap in. Who knows, maybe Welbeck didnt flex his spine backwards 45 degrees and fling his arms in the air like Salad did. Pathetic.
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He didn't do the girly scream, that's where he went wrong
 
jrb said:
Did anyone else notice?

Watched the Rags last night.

'90 minutes' of different and none stop United fake chants last night courtesy of BT Football. Even when Brighton had just scored and were winning.

Not only that, but fake crowd booing when Brighton passed the ball about and held on to it.

Looking forward to our next home match that BT Football are televising.
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Heard a rumour that next season the rags are keeping the fake crowd noise, its a lot louder at the swamp now than its been for years
 
Double R said:
Just seen the non penalty decision against Brighton on MOTD. Wasnt it identical to to the Diaz penalty against the dippers? Worse if anything, it was a 3 yard tap in. Who knows, maybe Welbeck didnt flex his spine backwards 45 degrees and fling his arms in the air like Salad did. Pathetic.
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Maybe thats why the rags got rid of Welbeck.
 
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lasereyes said:
who is this knob and why are we spending any time on his brain dead diarrhea?
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He’s a massive knob who blogs about the rags and chats utter shit. The clip commemorates some of the biggest shit he has chatted and with a lovely use of directing and music the maker of this clip takes the utter piss out of the clown.
 
Scottish Cityzen said:
He’s a massive knob who blogs about the rags and chats utter shit. The clip commemorates some of the biggest shit he has chatted and with a lovely use of directing and music the maker of this clip takes the utter piss out of the clown.
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I know quite a few old school rags who cant stand this clown, they all think hes an embarrassment.....rightly so hes a first rate prick
 
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