United thread 2020/21

[jimharri]

Maybe I seemed to have overlooked something there, not sure what though.....

His rumoured (and ALLEGED; okay Ric?) encounters with Merseyside mobsters, and nightclub DJs.

 

[Ric]

Dave won it once, Kev has never won it. LMFAO

That’s absolutely ludicrous. Incredibly, Peter Odemwingie has won it three times apparently!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

His rumoured (and ALLEGED; okay Ric?) encounters with Merseyside mobsters, and nightclub DJs.

Jeeeeez, does anything of any good ever come out of that rotten stinking hole. Even the fucking beatles left.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

That’s absolutely ludicrous. Incredibly, Peter Odemwingie has won it three times apparently!

Did QPR not know that when he wanted to join them?

 

[mat]

Jeeeeez, does anything of any good ever come out of that rotten stinking hole. Even the fucking beatles left.

The reason John Lennon airport is called that is because it was the first place he fucked off to with his big royalty cheque.

 

[Nightmare Walking]

FFS....they don't even hide the bias! The greatest midfielder to play in the PL wins it once and KDB might well eclipse him for that title if he keeps it up for a couple of more years is yet to win it.....yet over at the Theatre of Nightmares and Klanfield they're stacking them up!

I think Yaya is the best midfielder to ever play in the Premier League. I would have a bet that Yaya, Silva and KDB have not won player of the month 4 times between them. That shows how much of a joke it is. All 3 of them are/were head and shoulders above the drowned rat.
I will also have another bet, all 3 of the players mentioned will end up with far more Premier League titles than Splinter.

 

[Cellarite]

The reason John Lennon airport is called that is because it was the first place he fucked off to with his big royalty cheque.

In the main part of the airport, the line “above us only sky” is painted on the wall in huge letters.

Above the baggage handling department, they have “imagine no possessions”.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

In the main part of the airport, the line “above us only sky” is painted on the wall in huge letters.

Above the baggage handling department, they have “imagine no possessions”.

I like the sign pointing to the Yellow submarine. It says Yellow submarine just in case we didn't know.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I like the sign pointing to the Yellow submarine. It says Yellow submarine just in case we didn't know.

Outside the women's toilets it has: boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

 

[Maly]

That’s absolutely ludicrous. Incredibly, Peter Odemwingie has won it three times apparently!

To expand further, since there has been a prem player of month, a City player has won it on 14 out of 155 awards.

These are the ones that really surprised me

Yaya = 0 player of month awards
Vinny = 0 player of month awards
Joe Hart = 0 player of month awards
KDB = 0 player of month awards
Bernardo Silva = 0 player of month awards

City players to have won the award
Micah = 1 in 2007
Dave = 1 way back in 2011
Edin = 1 in 2011
Tevez = 1 in 2009
Leroy Sana = 1 in 2017
Raheem = 2, 2016 & 2018
Serge = 7 which is a record

Club	Players	Wins
Manchester United	20	39[r]
Arsenal	20	30https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premier_League_Player_of_the_Month#cite_note-174

Thierry Henry only won it 4 times in the whole of his Arsenal career, same as Fernandes in 12 months

No real point to my post other than to laugh at whoever casts the votes