It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

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So if I've understood things, we are signing Haaland, Reyna, Bellingham and Sancho from Dortmund , as well as Grealish from Villa, a lb from Sporting , and Lionel Messi on the positive side........................................

but are at war again with UEFA and Tebas the fat nazi ****, whislt CAS are currently building a fresh case against us at the request of the hateful 8 and every other club throughout World football ?


Seems like a fairly standard transfer window thread then.

Shit where is Harry Kane going to fit into the squad ?
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
So if I've understood things, we are signing Haaland, Reyna, Bellingham and Sancho from Dortmund , as well as Grealish from Villa, a lb from Sporting , and Lionel Messi on the positive side........................................

but are at war again with UEFA and Tebas the fat nazi ****, whislt CAS are currently building a fresh case against us at the request of the hateful 8 and every other club throughout World football ?


Seems like a fairly standard transfer window thread then.

Shit where is Harry Kane going to fit into the squad ?
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Nailed it. Other than forgetting Ings and Isco as well.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
So if I've understood things, we are signing Haaland, Reyna, Bellingham and Sancho from Dortmund , as well as Grealish from Villa, a lb from Sporting , and Lionel Messi on the positive side........................................

but are at war again with UEFA and Tebas the fat nazi ****, whislt CAS are currently building a fresh case against us at the request of the hateful 8 and every other club throughout World football ?


Seems like a fairly standard transfer window thread then.

Shit where is Harry Kane going to fit into the squad ?
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Then we end up with 80m on the table for Betrand and Ings.
 
There was an article going around a couple weeks ago about City wanting to do a double deal for Haaland and Reyna.
 
Going to war over a star or two?

Spending a lot which Tebas won’t like?

If it’s not that I’ve no idea what TH is on about this time.
 
Star Wars - several world class players fighting each other to join us knowing we are the best in the fucking world.
I expect to see an MTV version soon with Mbappe, Messi and Haaland getting in the ring with chainsaws.
There can be only one!
 

ARCHETYPES OF STAR WARS (FOR DUMMIES):
THE HEROES ADVENTURE

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1: The Call to Adventure​

The hero begins in a situation of normality from which some information is received that acts as a call to head off into the unknown. A new challenge.

2: Refusal of the Call​

Often when the call is given, the future hero first refuses to heed it. This may be from a sense of duty or obligation, fear, insecurity, a sense of inadequacy, or any of a range of reasons that work to hold the person in his current circumstances. Later, they change their mind, and accept the challenge.

3: Supernatural Aid​

Once the hero has committed to the quest, consciously or unconsciously, his guide and magical helper appears or becomes known. More often than not, this supernatural mentor will present the hero with one or more talismans or artifacts that will aid him later in his quest.

4: The Crossing of the First Threshold​

This is the point where the hero actually crosses into the field of adventure, leaving the known limits of his world and venturing into an unknown and dangerous realm where the rules and limits are unknown.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
There is a disturbance in the Force...

In a Galaxy far, far away...

The remnants of the Death Star still float in the ether, despite the rebel alliance winning a galactic-like battle at CAS.

The Emperor, now discombobulated, has detached the entrails of his dispirited forces in a last, desperate bid to hold back the Blue Moon of Manchester.

Rebel architect, Begiristain, meanwhile, still plots from his bunker, his X-wings all at the ready.

Calls have now been relayed to Gold Leader, Guardiola.

He must 'stay on target', for there are now TWO who have rallied to his cause and wish to bring a new dawn of realisation...
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Sancho and Bellingham? Or Bellingham and Haaland?
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
There is a disturbance in the Force...

In a Galaxy far, far away...

The remnants of the Death Star still float in the ether, despite the rebel alliance winning a galactic-like battle at CAS.

The Emperor, now discombobulated, has detached the entrails of his dispirited forces in a last, desperate bid to hold back the Blue Moon of Manchester.

Rebel architect, Begiristain, meanwhile, still plots from his bunker, his X-wings all at the ready.

Calls have now been relayed to Gold Leader, Guardiola.

He must 'stay on target', for there are now TWO who have rallied to his cause and wish to bring a new dawn of realisation...
Click to expand...
get your lotion and tissues ready boys
messi and haaland
 
Right TH, we've all had a go at your narrative, was anyone remotely close, was the Force steong with anyone?
 
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