United thread 2020/21

[TheThirdDeano]

Surly this has to be a points deduction?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hi AHT. You have overlooked the fact that DVDB is a £80m player who the scum got at half price. Great deal I would say.

I refer you back to my point about employing poor footballing personnel as to why they think he is worth that.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Surly this has to be a points deduction?

Next season. It’s not necessary this one.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Next season. It’s not necessary this one.

It’d be funnier if it was this one

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’d be funnier if it was this one

Fuck it. Both seasons.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Fuck it. Both seasons.

There we go, justice!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

There we go, justice!

And every upcoming season.

It’s ironic that their fans smashed through their glass doors, which immediately causes Glaz(i)ers to come in.

 

[BlueDan91]

Any chance this had been rearranged for tomorrow and they're just keeping it quiet so not to avoid another incident like today?

A lot of bookies mentioning tomorrow at 3pm

 

[The perfect fumble]

There are twenty clubs in the Premier League, most of their fans know that football has its highs and lows, they immortalise their highs and fall back on gallows humour for the lows. They know for every high there''s a low and often there's more shit than bread in the sandwich, but they know, passed down from one generation to the next, that that's the life of a football supporter.

Three sets of fans in the Premier league don't know these things, they believe these rules don't apply to their clubs, these clubs are United, Liverpool and Arsenal.

That's why United and Liverpool are hated and it's why we all laugh at Arsenal.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Any chance this had been rearranged for tomorrow and they're just keeping it quiet so not to avoid another incident like today?

A lot of bookies mentioning tomorrow at 3pm

It makes the most logistical sense, but as nothing has been announced, it’s unlikely to be tomorrow.

 

[BlueTG]

I’m just glad a protestor didn’t drive up with his daughter in the car otherwise Carragher would have added to today’s unsavoury incidents.

 

[Elbow beards]

Sanctimonious twats.

 

[maccadon]

slashing a police officer isn't protest it's shite behaviour.

 

[Bill Walker]

Neville knows what he's doing the slimy rag turd. He's pushing for reform in the hope that if such reform happens it clips our owners wings and allows the rags to close the gap. He's a dangerous **** and should never be trusted.

I agree.
He portrays moral outrage and indignation but I always get the feeling he has an ulterior motive.

 

[blueju]

Hi AHT. You have overlooked the fact that DVDB is a £80m player who the scum got at half price. Great deal I would say.

You also have to take into account we don’t generally go for the type of players the rags do.

 

[Vienna_70]

If City won the title today, then we wouldn't have to worry about team selection for the remaining games.

Utd are effectively sabotaging our chances on Tuesday and beyond.

Surely they can't get away with it.

How?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

He is.

Oh no he isn’t

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Might be better as if we won it today, all we would hear is liverpool won it for use, a few players would have had a celebratory drink something we don't need 2 days before PSG and finally I would love to win it by twatting chelsea 4-0

It keeps us focussed on what we need to do

 

[blue b4 the moon]

"Peaceful Protest" - Gary Neville

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Those last 2 pictures should be enough to get points taken away & chuckle sacked but it's not going to happen.

The protest is spun as the poor fan (surprised half of the cunts can find the ground) against an already defunct SL and uncle malcs spawn who actually spends money, more money than us...so what are they actually unhappy with? Players? Olé? Not spending enough on compete dross?

The elephant in the room is City, must feel like we've taken an elephant dump all over the fuckers.

Wonder what the endgame with all this is? UMS will be going nowhere will it be a one-off or not? It'd be interesting to see if this carries on into the summer/Euros.

One things for sure it's funny as fuck. All hail UMS.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Will this guy ever see himself how he is

will this guy ever see his tiny dick ?