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The results tonight mean Everton can still qualify for Europe so will be busting a gut and kicking lumps out of us on Sunday

more reason to rest our key players
If a win means they will qualify for the UEFA Europa Conference League they’ll be desperate to lose
 
The results tonight mean Everton can still qualify for Europe so will be busting a gut and kicking lumps out of us on Sunday

more reason to rest our key players
That would require West Ham losing at home to Southampton while Everton win by a massive score against City.

So Everton win away and West Ham lose at home with a eight goal turnaround
 
Who’s the bastard in the black on Sunday?
The are all cunts so guess it doesn’t matter. Agree 100% we should play a reserve team, fuck them, if it means we lose couldn’t give two shits. The big issue is referees allowing what amount to assault on our players, whilst the club work out a way to fix this long standing issue we will have to manage it ourselves.
 
That would require West Ham losing at home to Southampton while Everton win by a massive score against City.

So Everton win away and West Ham lose at home with a eight goal turnaround
7th gets a place in the new Europa competition

1,2,3,4 = CL
5,6 = Europa
7 = Europa Conference

Whether they actually want to be in that or not ... don't know
 
Would appreciate the under 9s in this. I would say under 12s but don't want to put too much pressure on our lads. The checkatrade version of a European cup but i would love anything
 
The one problem I see resting players is that De Bruyne could do with a run out before the final. Sadly.
im no expert but lets say if pep puts a very weak team out to protect from knocks could the starting 11 for the CL not play a 90 minute game on the training ground on say Monday, almost risk free it would make sense
 
Steffen

Walker
Laporte
Ake
Mendy

Fernandinho

Torres
KDB
Sterling

Aguero
Jesus

It's in front of our fans and we get the trophy so let's put on a show
 
There's a week between this and the final, we've suffered an unusual amount of defeats lately and the first 11 haven't played together since PSG. We need rhythm. The players are just as likely to get injured in training as they are in the match so no point worrying about that. It will be the majority of the PSG side, gundogan likely sit it out kdb to get 60 minutes and aguero to feature in some capacity depending on his fitness
 
Everton team

Pickford - The VVD Slayer who ruined the season for LFC and is the real reason City won the league and not because City were boss.

Coleman - As mustard as the one he is named after

Mina - The one who keeps slipping over. Also checks everyone's hair as he is taller than other people. You know what I Mina

Godfrey - Fast as a greyhound. Great attitude, good skill...Me like him

Digne - Likes his tattoo's but can at least cross a ball

Sigurdsson - How I wish that Siggy played guitar and not football

Allan - Gets stuck in and also fronts the band 'Kid Creole and the Coconuts'.

Doucoure - A rare Everton player who can actually make things happen

Rodríguez - Pretty boy who walks around the pitch but has an amazing talent at times. Gets injured by a slight breeze

Richarlison - You just never know what player will turn up? But you can be sure you will get the sulking and the dancing pigeon

Calvert-Lewin - Mr Skinny legs who is good at headers

Subs

Davies - Hmmmn, still unsure?

Gomes - Looking like Bob Latchford does not make you Bob Latchford

Gbamin - Has anyone ever seen him? Is he a real person?

Keane - Or not so keen at times

Iwobi - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

Bernard - A let down

Holgate - A danger to his own team

Olsen - He is Swedish so he is cool

City must be terrified lol
 
Everton team

Pickford - The VVD Slayer who ruined the season for LFC and is the real reason City won the league and not because City were boss.

Coleman - As mustard as the one he is named after

Mina - The one who keeps slipping over. Also checks everyone's hair as he is taller than other people. You know what I Mina

Godfrey - Fast as a greyhound. Great attitude, good skill...Me like him

Digne - Likes his tattoo's but can at least cross a ball

Sigurdsson - How I wish that Siggy played guitar and not football

Allan - Gets stuck in and also fronts the band 'Kid Creole and the Coconuts'.

Doucoure - A rare Everton player who can actually make things happen

Rodríguez - Pretty boy who walks around the pitch but has an amazing talent at times. Gets injured by a slight breeze

Richarlison - You just never know what player will turn up? But you can be sure you will get the sulking and the dancing pigeon

Calvert-Lewin - Mr Skinny legs who is good at headers

Subs

Davies - Hmmmn, still unsure?

Gomes - Looking like Bob Latchford does not make you Bob Latchford

Gbamin - Has anyone ever seen him? Is he a real person?

Keane - Or not so keen at times

Iwobi - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

Bernard - A let down

Holgate - A danger to his own team

Olsen - He is Swedish so he is cool

City must be terrified lol
Is Alan Harper still on the books?
 
keep the CL final starting 11 well away from these cloggers, i couldn't believe the Brighton players the way they kicked everything that moved so we don't need to chance it
 
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