United thread 2020/21

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Just bumped into one of these.Waffled on about what it takes to win the champs leauge.
I put him straight lucky as fuck against Bayern and Terry missed a pen.He was not happy as he had given me a masterclass on tactics.
Mrs Melrose was not happy when i told him to f off.I said there is a reason why i have no rag mates and the ones in our family i dont do football with them.As the saying goes better dead than red.
 
Who clicks on and reads this shit. Well I did this morning and looked back two days to 29th May. In this period the journalists must have been busy on the job digging and investigating coz the Scum supporters were reliably informed that ..... Jusles Kounde is a possible, Sancho is coming for £80m with personal terms ‘in discussion’, Ronald will make a sensational return (29th May) but now won’t be (30th May) because his girlfriend has vetoed it, Sam Johnstone will move from West Brom who want £20m, Raphael Varne is a distinct possibility, Scum will wait for Harland and Saul Nunez is also a strong possible.

Season ticket sales, click click clickbait, keep them relevant etc I know but the fact that there is a market for this idiocy is truly staggering. It’s like the intellectual football fans version of Love Island or The Circle.

In other news a London bus has been found on the moon and last Wednesday it is believed that for the first time this year Boris Johnson uttered a string of words that were not a distortion of the truth or a downright lie. This understanding has yet to be verified.
I was actually believing every word until the Boris bit!
 
Cheers, mat.

Good ol' Trev. He never fails to put the boot in if he can.

And, as we all know, you should never go full dipper.
On twatter listing everything they've won and Trev replied with winning fuck all in the past 5 years proves he's right.
 
fuck me they are still at it

its like they have won the world cup ? the thing has gone full circle and all they have is sing about city losing
am gonna love the come down in a couple of weeks when all the green and gold scarf are out again because the shit has hit the fans

boy am opening a new book of karma with names going in it (please add yours)
Patrice Evra going in today
 
Evra's a little turd, good player but cry baby shit loser who does all he can to stay relevant. Daft **** couldn't even stick up for himself after allegedly being racially abused, no stones.
 
fuck me they are still at it

its like they have won the world cup ? the thing has gone full circle and all they have is sing about city losing
am gonna love the come down in a couple of weeks when all the green and gold scarf are out again because the shit has hit the fans

boy am opening a new book of karma with names going in it (please add yours)
Patrice Evra going in today
Evra's behind the times anyways as we're not allowed to like the Gallagher's anymore remember ;-)

Before they provide any further reasoning, please can I nominate Keane, Rat-Boy, the Ginger Pig, Giggsy, GPC, and Wio?

Only a matter of time...........
 
Evra's a little turd, good player but cry baby shit loser who does all he can to stay relevant. Daft **** couldn't even stick up for himself after allegedly being racially abused, no stones.
Talking of Trevor, do you remember the torrid time he gave Evra on his debut in that 3-1?

Trev had a great game that day.
 
Total cunts these rag bastards, held my counsel after them losing the failures of the champs league final, should have given them both barrels as the shite they have dished out after us losing on Saturday fuck this now them cunts will get every bit of vitriol I can muster from now on fucking scum, the gloves are well and truly off.
'Oh how I hate your fucking team'
 
Jesus. Are united fans approving of this from Evra? I'd be fucking embarrassed if roles were reversed. I find it easier to believe these cretins won't see the embarrassment and will be loving that though. Sums up the new status of their club and fans. Jesse Lingard duet is all that's missing. What a mess.
 
Jesus. Are united fans approving of this from Evra? I'd be fucking embarrassed if roles were reversed. I find it easier to believe these cretins won't see the embarrassment and will be loving that though. Sums up the new status of their club and fans. Jesse Lingard duet is all that's missing. What a mess.
Come on mate, can't be having a go at a mere minor like Jesse ffs.

We're better than that........ ;-)
 
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