United thread 2020/21

[Maly]

How did that song used to go? "they've got the tallest floodlights in the world cos city are a massive club"

They’ve got the newest painted stadium in the land,
They’ve got the newest floodlights in the land,
They’ve got the most shit scouts in the land,
Cos ‘Nited are a massive club

 

[ysmsa]

They seem to like "There is a Floodlight that never goes out"

(Until the Glazers dont pay the leccy bill)

Rags excited about the new signing,

Sanchez, Kane, Haaland, Grealish, nah, new fuckin lights, :-)

 

[deegee33]

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Is that Pogba in font/middle of the united back 4 ?

 

[Vienna_70]

First losers.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Tell the fans they are signing Harry Kane. End up signing Harry Winks....

Had a Spurs mate punch the air in joy when he heard about that.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Is that Pogba in font/middle of the united back 4 ?

Shaw, Maguire, yep, all present and correct.

So that's their new promotional video then?

"Meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you,
With Haaland and Sancho, and possibly De Gea,
We're fixing the rafters, - well, maybe one day!
With rashy, penandez, and folks old and new,
And pigmol on board to help us cheat those blues,
So meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain youuuu!!!!"

 

[johnevans]

Shaw, Maguire, yep, all present and correct.

So that's their new promotional video then?

"Meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you,
With Haaland and Sancho, and possibly De Gea,
We're fixing the rafters, - well, maybe one day!
With rashy, penandez, and folks old and new,
And pigmol on board to help us cheat those blues,
So meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain youuuu!!!!"

Well done, Mr Lah-dee-dah Gunner Playsbysenseofsmell.. (two of my past favourites in one.. 'It Ain't Half Hot..' and The Who.. what's not to like?!)

 

[Gazza]

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Cheers, I have a go at that crossword,
4 across - Better at dinners for kids than football (8)
11 across - Prances around the pitch like a show pony (5)
12 across - At the wheel of the bus (3)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

OK what about this


Bellingham rumours on Monday
Linked with Jaydon Sancho on Tuesday
We moved on to Haaland by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
Kane on Sunday

Craig David likes this post

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Donny Van whatsit now out of euros injured.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Donny Van whatsit now out of euros injured.

Bet even the Dutch are meh.

 

[KentBlue]

I only saw him play a couple of times before he went raggy, and I thought he was okay.

 

[blue aura]

Neil Ashton's new song

Transfer rumours in the press on Monday
Linked with Jaydon Sancho on Tuesday
We moved on to Haaland by Wednesday
Bellingham Thursday Friday and Saturday
Kane on Sunday

 

[crazyg]

Shaw, Maguire, yep, all present and correct.

So that's their new promotional video then?

"Meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you,
With Haaland and Sancho, and possibly De Gea,
We're fixing the rafters, - well, maybe one day!
With rashy, penandez, and folks old and new,
And pigmol on board to help us cheat those blues,
So meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain youuuu!!!!"

 

[Vienna_70]

Shaw, Maguire, yep, all present and correct.

So that's their new promotional video then?

"Meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you,
With Haaland and Sancho, and possibly De Gea,
We're fixing the rafters, - well, maybe one day!
With rashy, penandez, and folks old and new,
And pigmol on board to help us cheat those blues,
So meet the gang 'cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain youuuu!!!!"

;-)

 

[Protein Junkie]

Feck me - two minutes into The One Show and Zoe Ball is talking about St Marcus and his cooking ffs

 

[Protein Junkie]

Donny Van whatsit now out of euros injured.

How does he get injured sitting in a bench ?

 

[horlock_was_super]

He was so out of favour that he was made to sit under that hole in the roof. He‘s got rheumatism now from being constantly piss wet through.

 

[Blue Mist]

How does he get injured sitting in a bench ?

A splinter ?

 

[Blue Mist]

Feck me - two minutes into The One Show and Zoe Ball is talking about St Marcus and his cooking ffs

If you are going to come on here and admit you are watching the One Show you can have no complaints that pretend rag, couldn't find the swamp if a taxi dropped her off at Macaris chippy Ball talks about what Mr Publicity but pretty shit at football Rashford is pretending to do.