Muffin or Barm

As I have said before, Barm Cake is for the upper class, Muffin for the working class.
My Grandad and dad had two Chippies in Gorton, on occations they sold buttered Muffins so people could have a Chip Muffin.
Chip Barm doesnt have the same ring.
 
As I have said before, Barm Cake is for the upper class, Muffin for the working class.
My Grandad and dad had two Chippies in Gorton, on occations they sold buttered Muffins so people could have a Chip Muffin.
Chip Barm doesnt have the same ring.
I am certain I would have liked yer Dad 'n Grandad. I reckon it's people from Didsbury who asked at their chippy (if they ever had chippies in Didsbury) for a chip barm to avoid asking for chip muffin and then being told "What! Chip muffin! Yer from Moston, Blackley, 'Apper'ay aren't yer?!
 
In Leicester they call it a Cob
I can go with a 'chip cob' rather than 'barm'! But muffin encapsulates the very essence of its qualities - it's almost onomatopoeic! Come to think, didn't it appear in Shakespeare's Richard III - "A muffin, a muffin, my kingdom for a muffin"? And that sonnet wot he wrote - A muffin by any other name would be the stuff of puke!"
 
As I have said before, Barm Cake is for the upper class, Muffin for the working class.
My Grandad and dad had two Chippies in Gorton, on occations they sold buttered Muffins so people could have a Chip Muffin.
Chip Barm doesnt have the same ring.

A ring you say? That’ll be a donut, another sweet product like the muffin.

Barm on the other grand is a savoury product that is ideal for chips. My school canteen used to call it a chip muffin which goes some way to explaining why I turned out the way I did
 
The word muffin is thought to come from the Low German muffen, meaning "little cakes".[3] Recipes for muffins appear in British cookbooks as early as 1758. Hannah Glasse's The Art of Cookery contains a recipe for muffins. The muffins are described as being "like a Honey-comb" inside.[4] This is similar to the "nooks and crannies" later advertised as a signature of Thomas' English muffins. Into the early nineteenth century muffins were sold door to door in England by hawkers as a snack bread before most homes had their own ovens. The traditional English nursery rhyme "The Muffin Man", which dates from 1820 at the latest, traces to that custom.[5]
So the answer is it a Muffin or barm is obvious
ITS A MUFFIN
 
As I have said before, Barm Cake is for the upper class, Muffin for the working class.
My Grandad and dad had two Chippies in Gorton, on occations they sold buttered Muffins so people could have a Chip Muffin.
Chip Barm doesnt have the same ring.
Your loose grasp of the English language tells me all I need to know.

It’s a barm.
 
A muffin, can be toasted, or buttered with some chips for a great butty.

A barm cake, someone off his head. (only having a laugh lads and lasses).
 
They even do muffins in Morocco, although the indigenous berber people don't know how close theirs look and taste to a staple Ashton market hall oven bottom muffin. They were especially tasty when dipping into a meat n' veg tagine.

Fucking Morocco? is that all you’ve got? They call it a muffin in Morocco so it must be a muffin? Jesus man have a word with yourself. Goats bollocks in a muffin? You’re welcome to it.
 
What about baps? I recommend Katie's baps in Barnsley.

The trouble with muffin is it could be misconstrued as a lady part... (a bit like 'growler' - Yorkshire slang for pork pie).
 
What about baps? I recommend Katie's baps in Barnsley.

The trouble with muffin is it could be misconstrued as a lady part... (a bit like 'growler' - Yorkshire slang for pork pie).

Baps? There is no room in this thread for fence sitters. It’s either a barm or you’re wrong.
 
As I have said before, Barm Cake is for the upper class, Muffin for the working class.
My Grandad and dad had two Chippies in Gorton, on occations they sold buttered Muffins so people could have a Chip Muffin.
Chip Barm doesnt have the same ring.
I agree with the first part, its a bit like how posh people have breakfast, lunch and dinner, whereas I have breakfast, me dinner and then me tea.

However, as regards the second part: chip muffin vs chip barm, I'd have to put forward the obvious: chip butty.
 

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