Scotland at the Euros

SWP's back said:
Aahahahahaha see ya.
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Already announced their squad for next year's world cup
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manclad said:
Absolutely brilliant post.
Funny as fuck,and very well thought out.
I would love to hear Suzanne Vega singing those new lyrics.
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If you hear me, late at night
Avoiding Scots, who want a fight
Just don't ask me where I am
These fucking Scots are total bams.
please don't ask me, where I am..
 
Magicpole said:
If you hear me, late at night
Avoiding Scots, who want a fight
Just don't ask me where I am
These fucking Scots are total bams.
please don't ask me, where I am..
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It could be Suzanne herself crooning those lovely lyrics to my shell like ears.
Another excellent and very apt post.
I do believe we have some excellent budding lyricists on Bluemoon.
Lennon and McCartney eat your hearts out.
 
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Cellarite said:
Once again, the sweaties enjoying a summer depends on England’s performance at a tournament.
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Jesus Christ don't flatter yourselves. You may be the centre of the football universe to you, no **** else. Those of us who love this game only glance your way, not because of the football you play, rather the hype about how you think you will play. Ever heard the expression, never the twain shall meet? That's England's self view, and the reality. It's funny. Nothing else. I love watching real teams whose hype isn't high, but whose class is. I loved watching you in 90. You were brilliant. Since then you have been shit. It's not that we all sit about hoping you are, you do that without us. If you play well, I will be the first to stand up and shout well fucking played lads. I'm still waiting. Tonight I'm about to watch the French and Portuguese fight it out. Excitement rising. Germany against Hungary. You play the 2nd places and I wish you well. Football people love the game and it's a sign of the arrogance that fucks us all off that you think, we think it's all about you. It never is, because you're never contenders and certainly not great to watch. Just enjoy your team and let us enjoy the football. Wether you are still in it or not. Good luck at Wembley.
 
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This will be me in years to come. Better hair obviously, but the same script. :)
 

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Magicpole said:
Jesus Christ don't flatter yourselves. You may be the centre of the football universe to you, no **** else. Those of us who love this game only glance your way, not because of the football you play, rather the hype about how you think you will play. Ever heard the expression, never the twain shall meet? That's England's self view, and the reality. It's funny. Nothing else. I love watching real teams whose hype isn't high, but whose class is. I loved watching you in 90. You were brilliant. Since then you have been shit. It's not that we all sit about hoping you are, you do that without us. If you play well, I will be the first to stand up and shout well fucking played lads. I'm still waiting. Tonight I'm about to watch the French and Portuguese fight it out. Excitement rising. Germany against Hungary. You play the 2nd places and I wish you well. Football people love the game and it's a sign of the arrogance that fucks us all off that you think, we think it's all about you. It never is, because you're never contenders and certainly not great to watch. Just enjoy your team and let us enjoy the football. Wether you are still in it or not. Good luck at Wembley.
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Right, when pubs in Scotland stop having theme nights of the countries we play in World Cups, when you raise your game for anyone other than England, when half of Hampden Park don’t turn up in Argentina shirts when Scotland are playing them, I’ll believe you that your nation isn’t arsed about England.

We’ve been shit since 1990 but been in a Euros semi final, a World Cup semi final, a Euros quarter final and two World Cup quarter finals.

If we were good at penalties, we’d have been in a Euros final at Wembley against the Czech Republic, another two Euro semis and another World Cup semi.

We’ve qualified for 13 out of 15 tournaments since 1990. You’ve qualified for 3 out of the same 15.

I bet you wish Scotland were as shit as England.
 
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