United thread 2020/21

[deegee33]

Keep in mind only Phil the face and David the donut thief are the only current scum to have won a PL champions medal with Trafford.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[citizen_maine]

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and they've just signed another one

 

[crazyg]

He has a painting in his attic of a handsome young gurner

This one?

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

You already know why......... ;-)

We sold Jack Harrison rosay
As always it’s an “undisclosed fee” when city sell a player

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This one?
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Is that John Locke?

 

[crazyg]

Is that John Locke?

No idea. I just selected at random one of the bevy of beauties under the heading of gurning.

 

[Blootoof]

Haha I remember that people thinking it was a photoshop...Fucking deadly billboard! The rags completely lost the plot when that went up and it was fucking marvellous :)

So simple but genius

Hold me hands up for whoever from our club did that

 

[remember arthur mann]

Is that John Locke?

Did he have a Bulls Eye Brown.?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

No idea. I just selected at random one of the bevy of beauties under the heading of gurning.

;-)

 

[bluetonium]

Sergio Ramos 'turned down lucrative Man United offer'

Experienced centre-back Sergio Ramos rejected a lucrative

amp.sportsmole.co.uk

Experienced centre-back Sergio Ramos reportedly rejected a lucrative contract offer from Manchester United in favour of agreeing a deal with Paris Saint-Germain.

However, the report claims that the Spaniard turned down the offer from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's side, as the challenge at PSG was more appealing despite the lower wages on offer.


Oh, and also... https://amp.sportsmole.co.uk/footba...ted-cool-interest-in-jules-kounde_453800.html

Think they've spunked their load on Sancho and are now searching for scraps?

 

[Vienna_70]

From the BBC Gossip Column (sort of)

Spain goalkeeper, alpaca, 30, is determined to remain with the rags, despite competition for places at the swamp increasing following the return of former England stopper Tom Heaton, 35, after his release from Aston Villa.

In other words, he isn’t prepared to forgo his reported £350 000/week salary for a lower wage elsewhere, even if he is more likely to play first-team football.

 

[crazyg]

From the BBC Gossip Column (sort of)



In other words, he isn’t prepared to forgo his reported £350 000/week salary for a lower wage elsewhere, even if he is more likely to play first-team football.

Come on. It's only £18.2m a year. May as well stay in bed for that paltry amount.
I know I would.

 

[bluethrunthru]

five out of the top ten - we were the one's who inflated the market though

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Come on. It's only £18.2m a year. May as well stay in bed for that paltry amount.
I know I would.

Just enough to pay for some doughnuts

 

[bluebanana83]

five out of the top ten - we were the one's who inflated the market though

That’s bollocks as well as Kev should not be in that list.

He’s not even our most expensive signing! Dias is and then Rodri and then Mahrez!

 

[BigJoe#1]

five out of the top ten - we were the one's who inflated the market though

Or better still the top four.....£362m

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Misread that initially. Realise it's rats now.

 

[crazyg]

Just enough to pay for some doughnuts

Fatty Shaw says not chance.

 

[WRicko]

I can not understand how TeamViewer is there main sponsor it doesn't add up. Financialy doesn't

Why not ?