At what age should you really not wear shorts?

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If you keep yourself in good nick, you should be able to wear shorts (trainers, slim fit or tapered jeans, vests…) in your 70s and 80s.

The key to everything in life is to never ever let yourself slide!

Never stop exercising, never become a slob, never stop eating well, never start eating shite, never give up on being healthy.

The only thing that stops old people being able to have the body of a man in their 20s is giving up on being healthy too early in life meaning their bodies are fucked.
 
worsleyweb said:
when I started this thread the original title “was cunts who wear shorts all year round - are they all cunts?”
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I wear shorts from the first shoots of daffodils coming through in February all the way through to Bonfire Night. Despite what people say, Great Britain has quite a pleasant climate for most of the year, there’s no need for long pants until the Winter.
 
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese said:
Surely one of the great things about middle / old age is you don't have to worry about looking a **** anymore?
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As I said to the missus on Wed night as I donned a shirt that reminded her of a deckchair.

"You're not wearing that."
"I am."
"I'm not going if you do."
"Suit yourself."

She came and spent all night fuming.
 
Sir peace frog said:
Just to let you know, white socks pulled up is actually the "fashion "

I wear shorts pretty much all the year round even in winter and I work outside, knee length shorts are good ,3/4 shorts you look a **** and high shorts should be banned for all males
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If you are 17, black, into garage and wear a hoody, white socks are no doubt in fashion. If you are over 30, white with pale skin that hasn't seen the sun for 6 months your white tescos own brand ankle socks are not.
 
BimboBob said:
As I said to the missus on Wed night as I donned a shirt that reminded her of a deckchair.

"You're not wearing that."
"I am."
"I'm not going if you do."
"Suit yourself."

She came and spent all night fuming.
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Well in bimbo. Tell her to fuck off and marry Gok wan or rylan if she doesn't like it.
 
I wear shorts as much as I can. Skinny jeans and tracksuits with tapered legs make anyone, no matter what age they are, look like a right nob.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
I wear shorts from the first shoots of daffodils coming through in February all the way through to Bonfire Night. Despite what people say, Great Britain has quite a pleasant climate for most of the year, there’s no need for long pants until the Winter.
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Agreed. I dont find it cold here really. It can be wet as fuck, but shorts are even better for that because skin dries quicker. Get wet walking to the boozer or from car to supermarket and its no issue.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
If you keep yourself in good nick, you should be able to wear shorts (trainers, slim fit or tapered jeans, vests…) in your 70s and 80s.

The key to everything in life is to never ever let yourself slide!

Never stop exercising, never become a slob, never stop eating well, never start eating shite, never give up on being healthy.

The only thing that stops old people being able to have the body of a man in their 20s is giving up on being healthy too early in life meaning their bodies are fucked.
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Ok, Mr. Perfect. ;-)
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Agreed. I dont find it cold here really. It can be wet as fuck, but shorts are even better for that because skin dries quicker. Get wet walking to the boozer or from car to supermarket and its no issue.
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Indeed. The longer we resist wrapping up (or putting the heating on) through the year, the better equipped we are for when it really does get cold in the Winter.

Also, we need to expose our skin to sunlight as much as possible to get Vitamin D for as long through the year as we can. I sit in the sunshine in April or September with no shirt on even if it’s only 15°C or so n’all. Get that sunlight converted into Vit D in the body as much as possible. Just exposing our face and hands to weak sunlight for six months of the year will not do that!
 
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