Harry Kane

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Looks like the deal is off Kane has made himself available to play

 

[mancityvstoke]

You put your left leg in............

 

[samuelyeboah]

why would Kane make himself available... maybe on the bench?

"make himself available" means he's trained and technically available, not that he told the coach "i'm available". details.

 

[Barcon]

What happened to that poster that changed his name to Charlie Kane for a while?
Did he get fucked off when I was away or is he one of these new gimps?

 

[Rammy Blue]

Do the mods not deal with wums nowadays? All the main threads seem to have some right weapons in them.

 

[Dobsy]

Lewy got what he wanted. Unbelievable. 150M - the Price for Mbappe or Haaland.
Pep: we can‘t replace him we don‘t have and money to spend.

can‘t take him seriously if he doesn‘t win the CL now.

Can't take him seriously.

:-|

Widely considered to be one of the top 5 managers in the world, most trophies won by any manager in the history of the club, highest win rate in history of club, longest serving City manager in the last 50 years.

 

[Roy Munson]

Average effort.

This place is awful at the moment. Full of piss-poor wums.

 

[skillman]

I have never seen a faker like brunati. She fakes a lot!

Wouldn't want to be her husband

 

[Nascent Blues]

Looks like the deal is off Kane has made himself available to play

And another one. Fuck me, I now know how the British and colonial troops felt at Rorke's Drift.

 

[DrBlueBob]

No you're moving the goalposts here again. You're using examples without taking into account revenue. Yes, some average person might give a quid for a train ticket if they earn £31k a year but are unlikely to give £1m to someone. But somebody who has £500bn might well give £1m to someone for a house. In fact the thing that I've just described is called a bank and lots of them exist.

Do you sit reading the Financial Times and say "Phillip Morris taking over Vectura for £1bn? Ludicrous". No you don't because you understand that Phillip Morris doesn't earn £31k a year so talking about them in the idea of whether they've give someone a quid at a train station is stupid.

We already had this conversation. We used the average UK wage to break down the exact difference in personal to City's revenue to create a like for like scenario. £7500 for a £9300 price for an average person is the EXACT same as £120m to £150m price for Man City. City earn £500m a year.

Would you say the Moon is close? Probably not if you're comparing it to the corner shop. Probably would if you're comparing it to Alpha Centuri. You're trying to compare these figures to somebody else's revenue but City doesn't have somebody else's revenue, they have City's revenue.

Statistically you are right Damo, but statistics aren't facts or so a wise man once said. So are we signing him or not? :-)

 

[Nellies left peg]

Don't like the sound of that am I right in thinking if kane comes in there thinking of giving him the captain's arm band really hope not there are 3 or 4 in front of him, you have to earn it on the pitch.

Dias should be captain, would say dinho but probably won't play every game

 

[mscenterh750]

Looks like the deal is off Kane has made himself available to play

Flap flap flap.

 

[leo_city]

Captain should be Dias, not Kane if he comes or whoever

 

[Nascent Blues]

Wum wum wum.

 

[SWP's back]

Lewy got what he wanted. Unbelievable. 150M - the Price for Mbappe or Haaland.
Pep: we can‘t replace him we don‘t have and money to spend.

can‘t take him seriously if he doesn‘t win the CL now.

Get fucked rag

 

[DrBlueBob]

Lewy got what he wanted. Unbelievable. 150M - the Price for Mbappe or Haaland.
Pep: we can‘t replace him we don‘t have and money to spend.

can‘t take him seriously if he doesn‘t win the CL now.

Euros not £££

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

An embargoed press release on the biggest transfer of the window? LOL!

To be fair I added that for colour. He just mentioned the press release. Glad I brightened your Friday 13th though.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Looks like the deal is off Kane has made himself available to play

He will be not upto speed and will look like he's running in a foot of treacle. If he plays and scores I would bring Mendy on and go straight through him. and send him into Colin Bell Upper tier. He should diplomatically say he has a slight groin strain and sit it out

 

[manimanc]

Lewy got what he wanted. Unbelievable. 150M - the Price for Mbappe or Haaland.
Pep: we can‘t replace him we don‘t have and money to spend.

can‘t take him seriously if he doesn‘t win the CL now.

Take who seriously?
Levy?

 

[Gremlin]

He will be not upto speed and will look like he's running in a foot of treacle. If he plays and scores I would bring Mendy on and go straight through him. and send him into Colin Bell Upper tier. He should diplomatically say he has a slight groin strain and sit it out

That would be a serious tackle considering the match is in London.