Harry Kane

[blueparrot]

We've been "preparing" that bid for about three months

Think that’s €150 mill so maybe we are preparing some trickery with fonts so it looks like a £ sign to Levy for signing but a € when the contract has been signed and registered.

 

[Phoenix900000]

Looks nothing like him mate. Get your money back

Still awesome though :)

 

[malg]

Is there nobody else we can go for other than Harry Kane, we need a striker and this just seems like another endless transfer torture!

Sorry not a regular poster, and it would be cool to sign Kane but the money, age and not to mention the circus that surrounds it surely there's another decent striker we could go for?

What about Antony Martial? Worth a punt I reckon. Proven goalscorer and serial winner of big trophies....

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We've been "preparing" that bid for about three months

Fax machine has run out of toner.

 

[Barcon]

Still awesome though :)

Is it someone from a marvel film?

 

[Uwe`s Grandad]

just been and done the unthinkable and had a full length picture of KANE tattoo what you think

View attachment 23934

You better hope we sign Cavanni ;-))

 

[andyhinch]

Looks nothing like him mate. Get your money back

He might not be Able

 

[Maly]

Ooohhhhhh.....was it Gail Platt??

Yes, completely naked from the night I spent with her

 

[mosssideblue]

What is a worry is pep saying that if we don’t get a striker we will fine going into the new season with what we have I mean one game in and you can clear as day it’s not gonna work this season . We will lose the Kane arguing over £20 million instead of just fucking paying it and then take it from there .

Pep also said this season's captain won't be chosen until after the transfer window closes, when the players will vote

 

[Lamby]

What about Antony Martial? Worth a punt I reckon. Proven goalscorer and serial winner of big trophies....

Haha point taken!

 

[bluealf]

And that is no guarantee of results this season. (official fanny wiper here)

Of course, but it should show you that there is no need to panic after one solitary game of a new season.
Come back if we are not top before xmas...

oh, wait!

 

[Phoenix900000]

Is it someone from a marvel film?

WWE wrestler :)

 

[yankblue]

We've been "preparing" that bid for about three months

Unfortunately Tottenham has required the bid be completely handwritten, complete with legal term sheets and all, and Steve the intern keeps fucking it up.

 

[bluealf]

Not the first time I’ve had posts deleted eh Alf mate ;)

Join the club lol

 

[blueparrot]

What is a worry is pep saying that if we don’t get a striker we will fine going into the new season with what we have I mean one game in and you can clear as day it’s not gonna work this season . We will lose the Kane arguing over £20 million instead of just fucking paying it and then take it from there .

One game in we can’t see anything, we will perform much better with a full squad up to speed even if we play Jesus as our centre forward. Also Torres found spaces KDB would have found with the ball.
Besides I doubt we will lose Kane, if it wasn’t happening one side of the three would have come out and said. Mainly because Kane and spurs would be busy publicly rebuilding bridges.

 

[theone91]

Soo all of those who are still convinced it’s already a done deal everyone’s just deciding not to announce for some reason,
What’s you’re reasoning for kane playing in a uefa conference league game on Thursday, risking injury and ruining this “done deal”

 

[Barcon]

WWE wrestler :)

Didn't know that was still going.

 

[blueparrot]

Soo all of those who are still convinced it’s already a done deal everyone’s just deciding not to announce for some reason,
What’s you’re reasoning for kane playing in a uefa conference league game on Thursday, risking injury and ruining this “done deal”

Is he playing ? I doubt even if he was staying they would be playing their strongest team in this game. Other than that it’s a man does his job story.

 

[Barcon]

Soo all of those who are still convinced it’s already a done deal everyone’s just deciding not to announce for some reason,
What’s you’re reasoning for kane playing in a uefa conference league game on Thursday, risking injury and ruining this “done deal”

This makes no sense.

 

[BAB.DAB]

Soo all of those who are still convinced it’s already a done deal everyone’s just deciding not to announce for some reason,
What’s you’re reasoning for kane playing in a uefa conference league game on Thursday, risking injury and ruining this “done deal”

What is the uefa conference league?