Cristiano Ronaldo

[Barcon]

In FakeRon's world anyone not picking up half a million a week he would regard as a slave! Did he ever go on strike, agitate through his agent or the press?

Not since his move to Real that I know of.

 

[manimanc]

What kind of circus happened in Italy? I’m genuinely curious. His disruption is far less than Messi’s at clubs. He does his job and doesn’t make many demands. Him being arrogant and self-centered is a personality trait. When did it affect clubs? Even his agent didn’t cause trouble on his behalf.

Alright fanboy calm your skin down.
Fuck me have I upset you talking about him like that?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Not since his move to Real that I know of.

He'd set his heart on Real, B, ever before he smelt the sewage at that farm he trained at. His mother was delighted. Only right that an old lady should get a little bit of joy in her life.

 

[skiddypants]

Thinking of Denis Law and the back heel.
If Ronaldo came here and sank them with this sort of goal, it would be comedy gold.

 

[Barcon]

He'd set his heart on Real, B, ever before he smelt the sewage at that farm he trained at. His mother was delighted. Only right that an old lady should get a little bit of joy in her life.

It gave me a lot of joy as well mate ; )

 

[mccity]

Thinking of Denis Law and the back heal.
If Ronaldo came here and sank them with this sort of goal, it would be comedy gold.

Only if he does that superman celebration he does afterwards straight in Ferguson's direction.

 

[Denis Law's Backheel]

Thinking of Denis Law and the back heal.
If Ronaldo came here and sank them with this sort of goal, it would be comedy gold.

I luv this

 

[Jesus2020]

Thinking of Denis Law and the back heel.
If Ronaldo came here and sank them with this sort of goal, it would be comedy gold.

Rips his shirt off to reveal a blue top with "Welcome to Manchester" written on it.

 

[Kippax1973]

To be honest I actually warmed to him quite alot afrer the Jonathan Ross interview a cpl of years ago.
He actually came across as quite a humble bloke, and I've never seen him slag us or anyone of to be fair

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No. We’ve had plenty of players cross over the divide, some more successfully than others.

Ronaldo is an arrogant, egotistical, self obsessed prick. He’s everything that United resemble, and I don’t want our club associated with that.

Our latest documentary is called Together, which I believe embodies the NDA of this squad. Ronaldo is all about himself.

National Dyslexia Association?

 

[mat]

Ronaldo is a selfish **** of a player and wouldn't fit into Peps team ethic.

Marketing wise the club could probably sign Mbappe and Haaland without sweating FFPR but that's not a good reason to sign him.

Unless he scores hat tricks against the rags everytime we play them.

 

[mat]

Also.

If he's being offered for £25 mill why aren't the rags clamouring to "Bring him home"?

 

[wolviedinho]

Also.

If he's being offered for £25 mill why aren't the rags clamouring to "Bring him home"?

He wants to win a trophy so that rules the rags out ;) unless it’s the dipdab dickhead trophy but pogba usually has that sorted.

 

[mattyb]

National Dyslexia Association?

Ahhh my favourite troll. How are you?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ahhh my favourite troll. How are you?

All good thanks matty, sun’s out, it’s Friday, game tomorrow. Life’s good. Enjoying reading these threads. They’re farcical mixed with frustration and humour with a soupçon of info.

Hope you are well good sir.

 

[mattyb]

All good thanks matty, sun’s out, it’s Friday, game tomorrow. Life’s good. Enjoying reading these threads. They’re farcical mixed with frustration and humour with a soupçon of info.

Hope you are well good sir

On a Greek island, sipping a Mythos, enjoying an early retirement (or semi retirement at least!). Life’s good

 

[mat]

Michael Ball knew how to treat rag vermin.

 

[LongsightM13]

Also.

If he's being offered for £25 mill why aren't the rags clamouring to "Bring him home"?

Their ‘Has-been Striker’ slot is already filled

 

[bobom]

Michael Ball knew how to treat rag vermin.

Sing at them?

 

[The Doctor]

Also.

If he's being offered for £25 mill why aren't the rags clamouring to "Bring him home"?

Isn’t he on record as saying he would never ever consider MCF ?