Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

Two digestive biscuits waiting to cross the road by the lights. One decided to chance it, the other said "Oh crumbs!"

 

[Big Swifty]

Your batshit crazy dude :)

Well, my memory isn't what it was......

 

[Big Swifty]

A little lad goes into a music shop and says "I want to buy a mouth organ".
The shopkeeper says "That's funny, a little girl came in her not five minutes ago wanting a mouth organ".
The lad says "Oh, that'll be our Monica"

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My star sign is Pirex
I was a test tube baby

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Afghanistan president Ashraf Ghani surrendered so quickly he automatically qualifies for French citizenship.

 

[BlueHammer85]

the line running to him was pretty funny tbf

 

[yeseye]

A mate asked me if I wanted to enter a fun run on Sunday.
I said no way.
He said, go on, it's for disabled kids.
I thought hang on, I could win this.

Always worth looking back 4 or 5 pages….

 

[ray21]

Paddy

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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That joke sucks!!

 

[Zubrman]

That joke sucks!!

Don't worry, it's gonna die, Son.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Who is taylor swift?

A seamstress who can sew rapidly.





coat

 

[Big Swifty]

Paddy

Beano or Dandy circa 1938

 

[Vic]

Tim Vine latest

I went to the goblin library and said "where are the books?"

They said,
"Sshhhh. Elves"

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Tim Vine latest

I went to the goblin library and said "where are the books?"

They said,
"Sshhhh. Elves"

I can just imagine his face when he says that punchline. He cracks me up, even when he isn’t doing anything.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[dickie davies]