Cristiano Ronaldo

[MBMB]

To be fair, the best thing Ronaldo could do to get United to sign him is to pretend he is signing for us. I don’t think it’s out the question they hijack this.

 

[m7mcfc]

Are you 12?

No he is 13 and three quarters and a mosher.

 

[bluelol]

I couldn't give a crap if he joins or not. Just enjoying all the negativity from all those in the media on why he shouldn't, Talk about the panic mode, bring it on. Come on City.

 

[vicblueman]

The clown needs a volley in the Bollocks, detestable, bitter, fat ****..!

Go sort the bigboy hardman out & shove a waffle in his mouth.
O! he's already got one in it lol!

 

[decmancity]

If we do sign him please to god city marketing team do nothing awful.
Keep it simple & classy

lol.

Its going to be cheesy as fuck but they will want the "interaction"

 

[Great Kompany]

Why is Lescott getting involved for fuck sake.
And tagging that cretin Ste Howson in his tweets. This is amateur hour!

 

[Blu1]

My feeling is yes. Just my opinion, though.

I like your feeling! Lol

good point Bernie needs a m8. If it puts a smile back on Bernie & he stays it’s worth the signing alone

 

[manimanc]

Reliable source and not a wum?

He texted me years ago when Kdb injured his knee in training way before it hit the news, a good 2 or 3 hours before it came out so I've kind of got to believe him.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Hearing rumours that if you combine Usain Bolt's fastest 100m time with every second letter in Simply Red's B side to Fairground it spells out "Ronaldo to United in 2021 cos they're shite". Any news to this? Can anyone confirm?

 

[SWPISHOME]

Howson knows as much about the Ronaldo transfer as he does what his own penis looks like, Fat bastard hasn't seen it in about 25 years more than likely sticking it into Camel Gob mouth...Dirty rag bastards.

 

[dachoosen1]

My feeling is yes. Just my opinion, though.

Hope so love bernie his energy in midfield is unreal.

 

[discopop]

Millsy is one of the biggest wetheads on the planet.

He’s got a way to go to catch up Big YaYa in that list

 

[mat]

You could say that about any player Mat.

I thinks it's happening by the way the usual media suspects are losing their shit over it and slagging him off. They sound like bitter ex boyfriends who's missus left them because they took them for granted.

 

[Blu1]

lol.

Its going to be cheesy as fuck but they will want the "interaction"

That’s my worry.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

2/5 City
4/1 United now

 

[qshot989]

I'm concerned he's had a late night phone call from the pisscan last night?

Admittedly, he'd not understand the ramblings of the whiskey soaked Jock, but you can't deny sentiment....

;^)

If Fergie was still at United I think it is a foregone conclusion that he would go back there but United back then and United now are nowhere near the same.

 

[Akiva]

If we do sign him please to god city marketing team do nothing awful.
Keep it simple & classy

Does a reworked version of the Jimmy Grimble ending scene at Maine Road count?

 

[MillsyTheMosher]

Millsy is one of the biggest wetheads on the planet.

:(

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

We should be 1/10.

60000 empty bookies, nice one monsieur du bois!

 

[wolviedinho]

Why did United not just bid for him earlier in the window? Ronaldo has wanted out for a while. If city knew he was off to the scum we would have clarified our position and ruled it out.

Football transfers are so fickle so who knows.