United Thread - 2021/22

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Pigmol won’t allow them to have any bad games. The rags’ lifting of the Prem trophy this season has already been rubber-stamped, the rest of us will merely be making up the numbers.

Like the last eight seasons, you mean?

 

[Vienna_70]

Some sad Rag social media page has claimed the Queen has bought 80 signed Ronaldo United shirts and the hoards of morons have bought the claim.

Turns out it’s bollocks but it doesn’t stop a few texts coming through.

Play The Game.

Oh, The Queen! Maybe she wants Somebody To Love!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Some sad Rag social media page has claimed the Queen has bought 80 signed Ronaldo United shirts and the hoards of morons have bought the claim.

Turns out it’s bollocks but it doesn’t stop a few texts coming through.

The real Queen, or just some 'Queen'?

 

[KS55]

Some sad Rag social media page has claimed the Queen has bought 80 signed Ronaldo United shirts and the hoards of morons have bought the claim.

Turns out it’s bollocks but it doesn’t stop a few texts coming through.

Her Majesty let slip some years ago that she was an Arse fan. Maybe just PR.

 

[Bald fraud]

A bit like when they dipped out of the F.A.Cup a few years ago, to play in some international super dooper cup final...

And got fuckin battered!

 

[Octavian]

The real Queen, or just some 'Queen'?

They claimed the real queen.

it’s horse shit of course and fact check have said so.

 

[ysmsa]

Play The Game.

Oh, The Queen! Maybe she wants Somebody .

Some sad Rag social media page has claimed the Queen has bought 80 signed Ronaldo United shirts and the hoards of morons have bought the claim.

Turns out it’s bollocks but it doesn’t stop a few texts coming through.

Those Corgi's need something to shit on!

 

[big gaz]

Pigmol won’t allow them to have any bad games. The rags’ lifting of the Prem trophy this season has already been rubber-stamped, the rest of us will merely be making up the numbers.

Come on Kent lad its not Dunkirk just yet ;-)

 

[Nellies left peg]

Those Corgi's need something to shit on!

Or something to clean the Range Rovers with

 

[big gaz]

A bit like when they dipped out of the F.A.Cup a few years ago, to play in some international super dooper cup final...

Its amazing how this has been airbrushed from history and half the rag twats would not believe you when you say it. Scum of the highest order.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

Her Majesty let slip some years ago that she was an Arse fan. Maybe just PR.

I thought that was Prince Andrew.

 

[ysmsa]

FAWSL opener tonight, live on Sky

Reading v The Wrags - unbelievable

Bet they'll try shoehorn CR7 (ffs, grow up) into the side.

 

[Tracking back]

As if it wasn't possible to sink any lower they really have

They're riding high at the moment compared to how low things could really go for them.

The whole set up at their place is a catastrophe waiting to happen.

I wouldn't be surprised if they end up going into liquidation if they continue with this reactive business model of theirs.

Imagine if they did and the shiekh bought them out for £1 he could turn the swamp into a theme park and call it the Thearte of Screams.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Its amazing how this has been airbrushed from history and half the rag twats would not believe you when you say it. Scum of the highest order.

I may recall this incorrectly but I believe at that time their were some rule changes implemented to ensure that they were afforded the same starting round in the FA Cup then next season.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

FAWSL opener tonight, live on Sky

Reading v The Wrags - unbelievable

Bet they'll try shoehorn CR7 (ffs, grow up) into the side.

Bound to be some mention of the twat somewhere in the narrative .

 

[andthesunshineband]

I tell you one player it has been very quiet on and that is Rashford

I not sure how they all fit into this Utd team without someone being upset

All have egos - Ronaldo, Cavani, Sancho, Rashford, Martial and that just up front

A few bad games and we shall see

Sally will look after him?

 

[Ribchester]

Apologies if this has been covered recently not been on BM so much, but they the rag twats ever get punished for getting their derby postponed last season. And while I’m on it what was the final outcome of Slabheads crimes

 

[big gaz]

I may recall this incorrectly but I believe at that time their were some rule changes implemented to ensure that they were afforded the same starting round in the FA Cup then next season.

Thats for one of our more sober members Trevor, it didn't hurt them in the back pocket though. Scum.

 

[ysmsa]

Bound to be some mention of the twat somewhere in the narrative .

Having just sat through the opening of the megastore to film "grown men" buying a fuckin shirt with his name on then I don't doubt it.

 

[andthesunshineband]

And got fuckin battered!

Didn't wanker boy get sent off as well?