United Thread - 2021/22

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The full on Ronaldo + United w@nkfest continues in the tabloid media.

The Sun online. Top stories

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Beautiful house that tbf. Much more tasteful than most footballer’s vulgar residences.
 
It's all so raggishly-Hollywood, so excessive and grandiose, and yet somewhat it's also cheap and gaudy, just downright tacky.
They're paying an absolutely breathtaking amount of money for a man who is approaching middle-age simply because of who he is, not what he can do for them on the pitch, where it matters.
He is a flamboyant showman who will delight the lemmings with his flicks and step-overs, of that there's no doubt.
He will have the Asian day trippers gasping in astonishment when he performs an an intricate 'sleight of the foot' for no reason whatsoever, and they'll give him a standing ovation when he delicately flips the ball from one cloven hoof to the other, but they will ignore the fact that while he is doing these overly-impressive tricks he is doing absolutely nothing to help his team with the task in hand.

As I say it's pure Hollywood, the smell of the greasepaint and all that. Trumpet fanfares and marching bands accompanying his every move, like hordes of peasants lining the paths of Rome as the all-conquering warrior Caesar returns from the battlefield, triumphantly waving a bloodied excalibur above his head.


'Nauseating' is an insufficient adjective with which to describe that club.
 
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Could you imagine the disharmony in City’s dressing room with this guy earning more than the likes of De Bruyne, Gundo, Walker and co for someone who would only be a bit part player? The rags regret giving stupid contracts to the likes of Sanchez and De Gea, if they want dabbing Paul to sign on the dotted line he will probably want what Ronaldo is getting. Imagine your whole transfer policy is knee jerk offer more than City offer. They don’t seem to realise the joke of a football club they have become.
 
Could you imagine the disharmony in City’s dressing room with this guy earning more than the likes of De Bruyne, Gundo, Walker and co for someone who would only be a bit part player? The rags regret giving stupid contracts to the likes of Sanchez and De Gea, if they want dabbing Paul to sign on the dotted line he will probably want what Ronaldo is getting. Imagine your whole transfer policy is knee jerk offer more than City offer. They don’t seem to realise the joke of a football club they have become.
Will Fakeron sign for City, sralex?
"Not in my lifetime."
Pep: "And not in mine either, tee hee".
 
Let’s face it, Ronaldo and sancho are starters so that’s rashford and martial fighting it out for the left spot and Cavani and Greenwood fighting it out for the league cup games…..maybe Greenwood should go on loan like foden for lack of game time eh?
Loan him to us.
 
Yep, SSN still at it this morning.

How many times can you shoehorn Rags & Wrags into the coverage.

And it's always "MANCHESTER United"

Fuck Off, went quiet when reporting on the WRAGS "Home" game played at the Leigh Sports Village!!!
 
Oh please let it be true, start him every game, play everything to him, feed his ego and totally ruin any chance they have of a title challenge or to balance the books.
He won't be starting many games....

When he gets taken out and absolutely mullered by the opposition, he will be on the treatment table for at least half the season... mark my words.
 
Given that the scum were able to speak to the PL about breaking the rules re shirt numbers and the PL gave an almost instant decision is it too much for the PL to make a decision on a postponement of a game due to security breaches etc. And they can pick either the fake bomb scare or the ‘we want Glazers out, in, out, in’ protest. And talking about that why isn’t weasel Neville urges the masses to march in protest anymore? Why are the press all silent on all this rule breaking and hypocrisy?
 
Yep, SSN still at it this morning.

How many times can you shoehorn Rags & Wrags into the coverage.

And it's always "MANCHESTER United"

Fuck Off, went quiet when reporting on the WRAGS "Home" game played at the Leigh Sports Village!!!
That’s Leigh in Wigan for any lurking rags not Manchester. But at least it’s sticking with club policy of not playing in Manchester. Might as well support Salford
 
Could you imagine the disharmony in City’s dressing room with this guy earning more than the likes of De Bruyne, Gundo, Walker and co for someone who would only be a bit part player? The rags regret giving stupid contracts to the likes of Sanchez and De Gea, if they want dabbing Paul to sign on the dotted line he will probably want what Ronaldo is getting. Imagine your whole transfer policy is knee jerk offer more than City offer. They don’t seem to realise the joke of a football club they have become.

Utter rubbish! Example dias just signed a new long term contract on half as much as Kdb!
 
Utter rubbish! Example dias just signed a new long term contract on half as much as Kdb!

Dias has had one good season, hopefully he keeps it going for many more. De Bruyne has done it consistently for 6 and is regarded as one of the best players on the planet. Kev has earned the right to take home more than other players in the squad and I think there would be zero complaints about that from everyone else.
 
Dias has had one good season, hopefully he keeps it going for many more. De Bruyne has done it consistently for 6 and is regarded as one of the best players on the planet. Kev has earned the right to take home more than other players in the squad and I think there would be zero complaints about that from everyone else.

Dias one best players in the world voted the best defender in Europe he is happy to sign a new contract on 165k a week that says players wont put up a fuss! Haaland comes and on 500k a week no one will give a fuck we don’t have players sign contracts insisting that if a player comes in on a higher wage there wage goes up!
 
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