United Thread - 2021/22

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Garden Gnome stating in a presser he is a total fanboy of Ronnie is going to work wonders for the power balance in the dressing room. May they burn in mediocre hell the lot of them. SCUM.

They’ve turned into a rags tribute act with their strategy on the playing side of things. Put a stooge in charge who mentions 1999 every 5 minutes and then bring back Ronaldo to keep the plastic rags buying shirts in the club shop. No mention of boycotts or death threats to the Glazers anymore, what a horrible football club and fans they all deserve each other.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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'...and I came THIS close to parking in the gaffers spot.'

 

[Asa's left peg]

'Now Ronnie, they did warn you that you won't be playing against dross every week, like your last two gigs'.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

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Only the turnstiles at Old Trafford have seen more cunts than Hugh Hefner.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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Sorry Ron. I’m afraid I can’t take you to see Pep. We may have told you a slight porky there.

 

[Blue Mist]

Now I know you're nearly my age but don't worry, just keep around the penalty area and pogbad or rashy will fall over to set you up for a penalty

Edited for accuracy

 

[give it to gordon]

Have I missed the punishment for the rags fans getting a match postponed ?

Is this really going to be brushed under the carpet ? If so there is no way any other club can be fined. That's sets a precedence.

Surely the press/media have to be asking why utd got away with this

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Have I missed the punishment for the rags fans getting a match postponed ?

Is this really going to be brushed under the carpet ? If so there is no way any other club can be fined. That's sets a precedence.

Surely the press/media have to be asking why utd got away with this

Nothing happened with the bomb scare match....rinse & repeat.

Sums up a lot of what's wrong with football.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Rags in the UK moaning that they can't watch the game on Saturday as it's a 3pm kickoff and are demanding the government change it for this weekend.

It's a very old rule and needs to be looked at but there's no way the government will overturn it in 2 days

 

[bakerdave76]

So with the-world media descending on owed Trafford this weekend surely the glazers out ,zebra pants lot should be having a massive protest this weekend ?

 

[Blootoof]

 

[dadnlad]

Rags in the UK moaning that they can't watch the game on Saturday as it's a 3pm kickoff and are demanding the government change it for this weekend.

It's a very old rule and needs to be looked at but there's no way the government will overturn it in 2 days

i wouldnt bet on it

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Barcodes not happy.

Newcastle fans react as Anthony Taylor is confirmed as referee for Manchester United clash

Anthony Taylor will referee Newcastle United's next Premier League game when they head to Old Trafford to face Manchester United.

www.geordiebootboys.com

 

[waspish]

Got cannon fodder up next as in Newcastle bend over take it up the arse can see Ronaldo hatrick

 

[BlueFurn]

Barcodes not happy.

Newcastle fans react as Anthony Taylor is confirmed as referee for Manchester United clash

Anthony Taylor will referee Newcastle United's next Premier League game when they head to Old Trafford to face Manchester United.

www.geordiebootboys.com

Don't they know he's an Alty fan?

 

[FantasyIreland]

i wouldnt bet on it

Its an utter pisstake that its even being talked about

 

[JASR]

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'Welcome back Christian, nothings changed around here since you were last here in 2009, Old Trafford is the same and is still leaking and cramped, the training ground is the same and still rented, the logo's the same and still a copy of Liverpool's, the Glazer's are the same and still taking money, Phil Jones is still playing something, and the same hairdryer manager's still in charge here, but there is ONE thing that has changed, Ed's been moved on after a load of expensive crap purchases, Sanchez, Depay, Schnederlin, Sweinsteiger, Pogba, Fred, Dalot...it's going to be different now... Christian...oh'

 

[JASR]

Just updated Teamviewer for work... and it has this advert embedded...
Never had an advert in Teamviewer before.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Francesco Flachi: Former Sampdoria captain set to return to football after 12-year drugs ban

Two bans for cocaine use seemed certain to end Francesco Flachi's career - but he is now closing in on an unlikely return at the age of 46.

www.bbc.com

This guy has all the right credentials to sign for the scum

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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Never had an advert in Teamviewer before.

Will it not let you share Dzeko at the scoreboard end for number 6?