United Thread - 2021/22

[Dirty Harry]

Barcodes not happy.

Newcastle fans react as Anthony Taylor is confirmed as referee for Manchester United clash

Anthony Taylor will referee Newcastle United's next Premier League game when they head to Old Trafford to face Manchester United.

www.geordiebootboys.com

Must admit, this did make me laugh, reminded me of us back in the day :-

"The international break is almost over, meaning the disappointment of club football edges closer for Toon fans.".

And they're spot on with taylor.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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Right click > Move to bin.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Where abouts is it?

Right outside the swamp.

 

[Groke]

Good for you mate.Been retired for ten years,every day is Sunday.

Silent and grey?

 

[Vienna_70]

I pass his hotel every day into work,seen Neville,many,many times.
Always put my window down and shout "feed the goat Gaz,feed the goat"
At first he laughed about it,then after a good few times I got "FFS,give it a rest will ya"
Last time I seen him and shouted it,his response was "can't you get another fuckin job?"

Keep your job and keep it up.

Every time you see the fucking gargoyle!

 

[Vienna_70]

First official day of retirement today and all is right with the world, morning paper on front step, dog out for a stroll, Gary Neville is still a **** and I detest the scum more than I did when I went to sleep. Time for coffee and a muffin/barm.

Enjoy your retirement, mate

 

[frothy]

Enjoy your retirement, mate

Haven't you got a Letter

First official day of retirement today and all is right with the world, morning paper on front step, dog out for a stroll, Gary Neville is still a **** and I detest the scum more than I did when I went to sleep. Time for coffee and a muffin/barm.

Haven't you got a Letter box? and what did you have on your Muffin? Bacon /Sausage/ fried egg

 

[Vienna_70]

Twat alert.

beware.

I just went into Poynton to pick up some meds and had the most unpleasant experience of walking past Terry Christian on his phone. That whining nasal twang was unmistakable.

I think of all the celebrity rags, he is the one I hate the most.

Even more than Eamonn fucking Holmes, and that’s saying something!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I think of all the celebrity rags, he is the one I hate the most.

Even more than Eamonn fucking Holmes, and that’s saying something!

Olly Murrs has to be up there and James Nesbitt, I don’t detect an M postcode in their accents.

 

[Vienna_70]

Olly Murrs has to be up there and James Nesbitt, I don’t detect an M postcode in their accents.

I don’t know much about Murs, but I did think of Nesbitt, when mentioning Holmes.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I think of all the celebrity rags, he is the one I hate the most.

Even more than Eamonn fucking Holmes, and that’s saying something!

How can you hate one celebrity rag more than any other ?
I hate them all to the maximum possible Mr Vienna

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I'd not seen him for a while and my car was in for MOT,it's a black Corsa,I used the wife's car for work,that's a bright red VW Golf.
Lights went on red outside hotel and he was putting stuff in the boot of his car,about 5 yards away.
I puts the window down and says "excuse me Mr Neville"
He comes over and looks through the window and just shut his eyes,he recognises me.
I shouts "feed the fuckin goat Gaz,feed the fuckin goat"
I started howling laughing and drove off.

I think we need a crowd funded professionally made mask for you. Say if every active Bluemooner put in two quid.....

You could rock up to Ratboy and just as you get close, peel the mask off......"feed the fuckin goat Gaz...."

 

[deegee33]

Haven't you got a Letter

Haven't you got a Letter box? and what did you have on your Muffin? Bacon /Sausage/ fried egg

Scrapple (look it up) and a fried egg with tomato. Wonderful.

 

[crazyg]

Olly Murrs has to be up there and James Nesbitt, I don’t detect an M postcode in their accents.

I was shocked, shocked I tell thee, that the Manchester suburb of Marylebone has an NW1 postcode.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Silent and grey?

Not for me mate,it's what you make it.

 

[mac]

Twat alert.

beware.

I just went into Poynton to pick up some meds and had the most unpleasant experience of walking past Terry Christian on his phone. That whining nasal twang was unmistakable.

Was he sat on it ,the short arsed twat.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I think we need a crowd funded professionally made mask for you. Say if every active Bluemooner put in two quid.....

You could rock up to Ratboy and just as you get close, peel the mask off......"feed the fuckin goat Gaz...."

I'd actually go the other way with it now, I think we need to crowd fund having a Frank Sidebottom head tailored that he can wear with Rat-boy running for cover at a hundred paces.

And / or other personnel can wear the Sidebottom head (holding G-Nevs attention) allowing @SPIDERBOY to covertly approach and unleash the 'Feed the Goat Gaz' at will.

Either way, this has got legs...........

 

[Asa's left peg]

I'd actually go the other way with it now, I think we need to crowd fund having a Frank Sidebottom head tailored that he can wear with Rat-boy running for cover at a hundred paces.

And / or other personnel can wear the Sidebottom head (holding G-Nevs attention) allowing @SPIDERBOY to covertly approach and unleash the 'Feed the Goat Gaz' at will.

Either way, this has got legs...........

Now you're just being silly ;-)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Good for you mate.Been retired for ten years, every day is like Sunday.

Do you live in a seaside town?

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Water is wet, shocker

A nationwide football poll published its findings today.

United have more fans residing in London 18% than 14% in Manchester. One in five fans admit to never even going to their ground.

Similarly, 14 per cent of Liverpool fans live in London, compared to 13 per cent in Merseyslide.

Dipper fans also further away from club on average - 129 miles from Anfield.

Tottenham fans will go to the least home games this season (2) while Everton fans go to most (9).

More than one in ten (11 per cent) considered switching to City after Jack Grealish was signed.

More Man Utd fans live in London than in the club’s home city, survey reveals

MORE Manchester United fans live in London than in the club’s home city, a survey has revealed. Just over half of Premier League fans (55 per cent) actually support their local team…

www.the-sun.com