United Thread - 2021/22

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Blue_eyes said:
BBC article on their footy page now....."why is ronaldos man u return not on uktv?".

Give me a fcking break, as an unbiased news outlet(lol) there must be better things related to football to write about............please barcodes can you shut these pampering twats up on saturday.

I know alty is reffing and I know your manager is shit and I know you are shit(and backstabbing) and they will deffo get a pen should it be required, but would be funny as fck if you beat em or got a point.
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Steve Bruce never misses a chance to give his old team a leg up. Only ever won one and drawn five of 26 league games against them. There is more chance of winning the lottery on Saturday night than Newcastle doing anything other than losing heavily with at least one penalty for the posing ponce
 
LongsightM13 said:
Steve Bruce never misses a chance to give his old team a leg up. Only ever won one and drawn five of 26 league games against them. There is more chance of winning the lottery on Saturday night than Newcastle doing anything other than losing heavily with at least one penalty for the posing ponce
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We don’t even do the Lottery, and I reckon we have more chance of winning than the Barcodes.
 
LongsightM13 said:
Steve Bruce never misses a chance to give his old team a leg up. Only ever won one and drawn five of 26 league games against them. There is more chance of winning the lottery on Saturday night than Newcastle doing anything other than losing heavily with at least one penalty for the posing ponce
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Can you clarify who you mean by the posing ponce - is it Ratboy, Pogshit or Fake Ronnie
 
Vienna_70 said:
Your idiot acquaintance should be grateful that the BBC has picked it for its live commentary game, after previously choosing our match against Leicester.
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Is the City game not on the radio at all now? I assume Xtra will be covering the cricket.
 
Vienna_70 said:
Your idiot acquaintance should be grateful that the BBC has picked it for its live commentary game, after previously choosing our match against Leicester.
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WHOA!!!!! call him all the idiots you like, but less of the acquaintance please, I go there as it helps me to earn a living, thats all:)
 
Bloody hell - Marcus Rashford is up for an award on tonight's TV Awards on ITV.

They get on TV even when they're not actually in the current XI.
 
The Ronaldo Wankathon on Sky Sports has reached all time Bukake Levels.
That CGI of the **** doing a VInny pose in front of an empty Old Toilet is the most cringeworthy shite I have seen in some time.
Every guest they have on or interview is asked what do they think of him coming back to United.
Nearly every guest is introduced as a United fan to get their opinion.
On the football show this morning they had an ex Ragette goalkeeper who gushed none stop for an hour - no doubt her seat was wet when the show finished.
The whole thing is embarrassing and sickening at the same time the sycophantic wankers.
 
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Kinkys Left Foot said:
The Ronaldo Wankathon on Sky Sports has reached all time Bukake Levels.
That CGI of the **** doing a VInny pose in front of an empty Old Toilet is the most cringeworthy shite I have seen in some time.
Every guest they have on or interview is asked what do they think of him coming back to United.
Nearly every guest is introduced as a United fan to get their opinion.
On the football show this morning they had an ex Ragette goalkeeper who gushed none stop for an hour - no doubt her seat was wet when the show finished.
The whole thing is embarrassing and sickening at the same time the sycophantic wankers.
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Let's see if they're still wanking when he's got young Premier League footballers running rings around him and defenders have the **** in their pockets.

Calling it now. Hell have 5 goals in 30 games and be shipped out to the MLS next year.
 
Nick_1985 said:
Let's see if they're still wanking when he's got young Premier League footballers running rings around him and defenders have the **** in their pockets.

Calling it now. Hell have 5 goals in 30 games and be shipped out to the MLS next year.
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Hope not. That's at least 6 months of Sky sports material right there. Be like watching the full last day of the transfer window on loop. They'll stretch it longer than Rio's gob. Fuckall I hope.
 
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