If we all manage to get in weds v Leipzig…

We’ve been to
Rotterdam and Monaco
Napoli and Rome
But we’ve still got empty phones
Empty phones at home
or
We’ve been to
Rotterdam and Monaco
Napoli and Rome
google pay or apple phone
none of them will load

none of them will load
 
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You keep me hanging on the telephone
I want to buy a ticket!
Oh, oh, oh, oh...., I want to buy a ticket!
Oh, I can't control myself
I want to buy a ticket!
Oh, I can't control myself
I want to buy a ticket!!
You keep me hanging on the telephone
 
How about stevie wonders load of mush.....
I just called
To say
I love you
But you won't bleeding well answer and I've been on hold for 3 hours yah bastards, stop pissing me off and answer the bloody thing

OK the last line needs a bit of work but it's nearly there
 
What about the ABBA classic

Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?
Ring, ring, the happiest sound of them all
Ring, ring, I stare at the phone on the wall
And I sit all alone impatiently
Won't you please understand the need in me
So, ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?
So, ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?

I think it’s going to be a fun night on the terraces. If we get in?
 
I would suggest something about '5705' by City Boy.
But I am drunk, thick, totally bolloxed and got to get up for work cuntyfuck early.
So I won't.
Night all :)
 

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