United Thread - 2021/22

[Kinkys Left Foot]

I laughed my tits off - the CR7 shirts might be due a wash you giddy cunts.
Even if we got beaten tomorrow it will be from a decent side. Getting turned over by a bunch of chocolate makers and part time cuckoo clock sellers is well.....a fucking shit show! Noddys face in the interview was priceless the clueless twat.

 

[Ribchester]

The fecking 'Young Boys'!!!!! The rags were taking the piss out of them on Rag Cafe!! The Swiss cheese leauge they called it. You couldn't make this shit up. Fake Ronaldo scored a flukey goal and the game was won. Lolllllllllllllll! You don't win any trophies nowadays just with shirt sales. FACT!

The Shit Sale Tophy they’ve won it again (apologies but they ran out of “Rs” in September 2021)

 

[Bill Walker]

I laughed my tits off - the CR7 shirts might be due a wash you giddy cunts.
Even if we got beaten tomorrow it will be from a decent side. Getting turned over by a bunch of chocolate makers and part time cuckoo clock sellers is well.....a fucking shit show! Noddys face in the interview was priceless the clueless twat.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I got one.
What's the difference between young boys and an old rag ****?
One of them are young boys and one of them is an old rag ****.

Thank me later.

I tell you what, the slight of hand baked in to that particular joke is something to behold - bravo sir.............

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He didn’t actually say that though. I’d take losing to them every game for the rest of my life if it meant finishing above them and winning trophies. Fuck them.

I'm a firm believer in both outcomes being able to exist side by side - as soon the penny drops with Guardiola how much of an own goal it is for the fanbase (as it should be), the fixture will become an absolute no contest in my humble opinion.

I shan't be holding my breath........... ;-)

 

[Edward Deadwood]

The Young Boys

Darling, they’re the Young Boys

And Young Boys

Shouldn't be afraid



To live, love

While the flame is strong

For united, may not be playing Wednesdays

Very long

 

[lonestay]

Interesting over on sad cafe, a snapshot of reactions comes to the conclusion that Ole is a shit manager, Ronaldo is now old and slow , Pogba is just an overpaid show pony,and who the fuck paid Linegards train fare back from wet spam ? But overall it seems that Ronaldo will get the bus driver his P45 once he turns the dressing room against him, and that will be the quickest thing Ronaldo does in a red shirt .

 

[14aguero]

Interesting over on sad cafe, a snapshot of reactions comes to the conclusion that Ole is a shit manager, Ronaldo is now old and slow , Pogba is just an overpaid show pony,and who the fuck paid Linegards train fare back from wet spam ? But overall it seems that Ronaldo will get the bus driver his P45 once he turns the dressing room against him, and that will be the quickest thing Ronaldo does in a red shirt .

Ole cannot be allowed to resign from the coaching position. He doesn't seem to be doing a lot of coaching, but he must stay.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Certainly fills me with confidence............

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Interesting over on sad cafe, a snapshot of reactions comes to the conclusion that Ole is a shit manager, Ronaldo is now old and slow , Pogba is just an overpaid show pony,and who the fuck paid Linegards train fare back from wet spam ? But overall it seems that Ronaldo will get the bus driver his P45 once he turns the dressing room against him, and that will be the quickest thing Ronaldo does in a red shirt .

Probably one of my first observations on the signing, the expectations will go up and he will have to be competing and winning tournaments - he will be shown up as the charlatan that he is.

Errrrrrr, I mean SOO - he's brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[East Level 2]

I honestly haven’t heard of any of Young Boy’s players and they’re currently 4th in the Swiss cheese, I mean league, behind Serviette and Basil

They'll brush that under the carpet.
So knocked off the back pages by a young girl on Saturday and knocked back by Young Boys tonight.

 

[jacko74]

They have bought well and closed the gap on us and there is almost nothing between us squad wise and clearly they have better strikers. We will do well to finish above them this season.

I wouldn't necessarily say they have better strikers, more a case of easier scoring opportunities due to their hoof it and rush, attack on the break, style of play.

 

[Groke]

The fake Ronaldo could buy the whole Young Boys team out of his first years wages and still have change for his sun bed sessions , wonder if the BBC will do a price comparison of the squads like they usually do when City play a small team..

a wage comparison would be good too - I bet Ronaldo gets paid as much as their entire squad.

 

[M16 citeh]

Apparently Jesse (j lingz) will learn from his mistake against young boys. This kid must have the secret of eternal youth cuz they've been talking about him like he's an academy lad for nearly 10 years!

 

[manimanc]

 

[KS55]

I honestly haven’t heard of any of Young Boy’s players and they’re currently 4th in the Swiss cheese, I mean league, behind Serviette and Basil

I am very fondue of Swiss football.

 

[Hugos_Hut]

 

[Gazza]

I am very fondue of Swiss football.

They'll have to approach their next game very caerphilly.

 

[Ric]

Jesus wept.

 

[Ric]

This one made me laugh though, tbf.