United Thread - 2021/22

[I'm With Stupid]

how can they have any complaints about how much has been made available to them for transfers and wages,they have pissed millions up the wall in recent years on players and manager compensation pay offs, all this protesting is down to one thing and thats them looking over their shoulders and seeing City moping up titles and the only retaliation they can do is complain in the form of a protest, when we got taken over the main rival we had to knock off the perch was them and we used shock and awe to do it,the Tevez transfer and the Wembley semi and the countdown ticker when we won the tittle realy knocked the stuffing out of them and that much stuffing they wont come back for many years, its not the glaziers,Ole or anyone else there its City who created there downfall engineered off the pitch as well as on it

Yep, the person running the anti-Glazer campaign basically admitted that they'd have to give it up when everyone was wanking themselves stupid over Ronaldo coming. A couple of months later, they look shit, and the protests against the owners are back. It's laughable that it's anything other than them not being the best team any more.

 

[manimanc]

So let me get this right.

There are talks of a protest because they just got beat off Leicester?

Yet when Adams apple made his debut not one syllable about a protest?

Erm, isn't that called being bitter, the same term used to call us for 35 years?

These mardarses have taken bitterness to a different level, fuck me what a set of fickle tosspots these gobshites are!

They are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[edinburgh123]

If Cavanni cancelled his contract by mutual consent would you sign him? Think I would

Would love Cavani. He would have a field day in our team

 

[Kippax77]

Looking forward to this protest, the rags never fail to deliver us some comedy gold. From flying goggles and the Freddy Mercury lookalike in the NYC baseball cap, to Zebra pants. I'm quite excited to see what they come up with this time.

It will be an extended Halloween party, with Salfords finest on show in front of Sly's sports cameras for the watching world.
Tyler might even crack an apt one liner....
"And it's dead"

 

[JASR]

So let me get this right.

There are talks of a protest because they just got beat off Leicester?

Yet when Adams apple made his debut not one syllable about a protest?

Erm, isn't that called being bitter, the same term used to call us for 35 years?

These mardarses have taken bitterness to a different level, fuck me what a set of fickle tosspots these gobshites are!

They are the gift that keeps on giving.

So the new ‘bitters’?

or something from this list


Unsweetened United doesn’t quite flow off the tongue.

‘the Trafford tarts’ has a nice ring to it

 

[bluemc1]

‘Oh, like in that film ‘alive!’ With those rugby players in the Andes?’
‘Err no’
‘Oh ok, like when that Air New Zealand plane crashed in Antarctica?’
‘Errrr’
‘Oh I know, you mean the Brazilian football team practically wiped out in a crash?’
‘…’

(And that’s just off the top of my head relating to snow/ice sport/football)

Or Kobe Bryant

 

[mad4city]

Silent as a fucking mouse when they agreed just to pay Ronaldo £500k a week and spend nearly £80m on a City reject though.

After eight games last season, they were in 14th place on 9pts with a +1 goal difference.
After eight games this season, they are in 6th place on 14pts with a +6 goal difference.
It takes a special kind of stupid to protest when you have actually improved.

 

[oakiecokie]

All that money spent, and they're going to finish the season trophy-less yet again.

Makes me feel all warm inside.Bless `em.

 

[MCFC1993]

After eight games last season, they were in 14th place on 9pts with a +1 goal difference.
After eight games this season, they are in 6th place on 14pts with a +6 goal difference.
It takes a special kind of stupid to protest when you have actually improved.

I've got them down as having 13 points after 8 games last season and they'd already played Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. I don't think they have improved.

The protest would be hypocritical though, when they celebrate every major signing like they've won the lottery.

 

[Northblue]

England NT made to play behind closed doors for trouble before the Euro's final. Yet these break into their own stadium get a game called off and are planning on doing it again with no repercussion

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s strange, but all the gobshite rags at work, who were so full of themselves only last week, were extremely quiet this morning.

On the other hand, the non-rags among us were pissing ourselves laughing.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

So let me get this right.

There are talks of a protest because they just got beat off Leicester?

Yet when Adams apple made his debut not one syllable about a protest?

Erm, isn't that called being bitter, the same term used to call us for 35 years?

These mardarses have taken bitterness to a different level, fuck me what a set of fickle tosspots these gobshites are!

They are the gift that keeps on giving.

Don’t think they’ve been through 1/1000th of your average middle aged City fan, absolute Fanny wipes & you won’t find a corner shop in Salford with any Tena lady in stock. If I was one of the Glazers, it’d be back to syphoning off the ££££ what’s the point in reinvesting? You can’t please a spoilt child

 

[Vienna_70]

.

The old ones are the best.

 

[Bald fraud]

England NT made to play behind closed doors for trouble before the Euro's final. Yet these break into their own stadium get a game called off and are planning on doing it again with no repercussion

Absolute disgrace! And they’ll get away with it again

 

[Vienna_70]

Of all ex-rags I think I detest camel gob more than I do ratboy. He is arguably the single most revolting specimen ever to play the game. He has the morals of an alleycat, the institutional treachery of the Kim Jong-un ruling dynasty and the sort of face you would never tire of throwing olympic-sized javelins at.
His laughable 'gangsta' act and the paradoxical sycophancy with which he pursues every chance to get in front of the Sky cameras is evidence of just how fucked his moral compass is.

I reckon he sees himself by day as some kind of footballing guru whose knowledge of the intricacies of the game would shame any other so-called pundits, but at night he's the tough, no-nonsense streetwise gangsta DJ with his finger on the pulse of London's rap scene - MC Ferdy?

There's more plastic to Wio than there is in a factory warehouse full of Ken and Barbie dolls.

More plastic than there is on a Premier League home game at the swamp?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I've got them down as having 13 points after 8 games last season and they'd already played Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. I don't think they have improved.

Yeah, they're about the same league wise. They had that early 6-1 battering from Spurs but it was a time in the season where there were a few silly results, us against Leicester and Liverpool against Villa. The CL started alright for them, and then they got in trouble from around the third game. But they definitely haven't improved.

 

[Blueknows]

I'd agree with a lot of this, but given how poorly they play as a team it's almost impossible to even fairly judge individual players. Pogba in a 3 with good coaching and a system is entirely different to Pogba at United (see Juve or France). I suspect on a purely technical level there isn't actually much that separates Stones and Maguire, but the former looks like he is working hard, still learning and still improving where Maguire looks like his best years are behind him. Some of that is down to the player, but some of that is down to manager, coaches, players around them, facilities and everything else.

I think even with the best manager, though, their overall squad is really confusing and unbalanced and haven't really been signed with a coherent plan. They're playing a 4-2-3-1 which is giving up the whole of the midfield, and is a piece of piss to defend against, in order to squeeze Pogba, Ronaldo and Fernandes into the team.

If the rumours are true that Ole isn't taking training is it any wonder they don't know what they're doing?

 

[mad4city]

I've got them down as having 13 points after 8 games last season and they'd already played Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. I don't think they have improved.

The protest would be hypocritical though, when they celebrate every major signing like they've won the lottery.

You might well be right. I Googled it out of curiosity and you know yourself, the internet is a gawdam liar sometimes.

 

[halfcenturyup]

So the new ‘bitters’?

or something from this list
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Unsweetened United doesn’t quite flow off the tongue.

‘the Trafford tarts’ has a nice ring to it

You could have jealous and jaundiced instead of green and yellow ....

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If the rumours are true that Ole isn't taking training is it any wonder they don't know what they're doing?

Fucking shocking, what does he do in the week? Wash everyone’s cars in the car park at Carrington?