United Thread - 2021/22

[wolviedinho]

They are a real threat this season they certainly will be up there.

As they are every season because they spend tons of money. It’s no surprise. We won’t give the title away. Anyway, fuck em still scummy banner gloating bastards.

 

[waspish]

We all knew it.

The Piss Can has confirmed it.

The sooner he f*cks off permanently, the better.

Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed he did play a part in convincing Cristiano Ronaldo to return to Old Trafford.

The legendary former Manchester United manager is understood to have phoned the Portuguese star personally to urge him to return to the Red Devils, 12 years after leaving for Real Madrid, which he did in August.

And Sir Alex revealed he and others pulled out all the stops to ensure Ronaldo's homecoming.

Think paying Juventus a fee and 500k net a week what swayed him bacon!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Think paying Juventus a fee and 500k net a week what swayed him bacon!

It's hilarious that the rags love him so much. They should despise him really for just using them as a stepping stone, and now as a cash cow.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It's hilarious that the rags love him so much. They should despise him really for just using them as a stepping stone, and now as a cash cow.

Rags fans have always been fickle. It's only a couple of months ago the green and gold clad wankers were burning shirts and calling for the Glazers to be ousted.

 

[waspish]

Ronaldo left when he was just becoming world class come back when on the decline yep Ronaldo loves your club and you bacon not the money!

 

[Blu3m00n91]

 

[we are the east stand]

Unfortunately the Portuguese bellend does give them the fear factor, especially against the lower half fodder that they’ve traditionally struggled against in the last few seasons.

Also did you notice the green and gold brigade have now completely disappeared and are all back head to toe in Red, fickle muppets.

they’ll still concede every game though as the keepers shite and Varane doesn’t fix that defence on his own, a few injuries from that first XI and they’ll fall off as their bench is weak.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Unfortunately the Portuguese bellend does give them the fear factor, especially against the lower half fodder that they’ve traditionally struggled against in the last few seasons.

Also did you notice the green and gold brigade have now completely disappeared and are all back head to toe in Red, fickle muppets.

they’ll still concede every game though as the keepers shite and Varane doesn’t fix that defence on his own, a few injuries from that first XI and they’ll fall off as their bench is weak.

Verane’s worse than Slabhead, we tore him a new arsehole twice last year in our games with Madrid

 

[KingRuben]

Seeing them lot joining in with the SIU celebration, the plane banner and the whole Ronaldo show has made me SO glad we didn’t sign him, can’t believe I even entertained the idea. It’s an embarrassment.

 

[BlueBlood84]

Unfortunately the Portuguese bellend does give them the fear factor, especially against the lower half fodder that they’ve traditionally struggled against in the last few seasons.

Also did you notice the green and gold brigade have now completely disappeared and are all back head to toe in Red, fickle muppets.

they’ll still concede every game though as the keepers shite and Varane doesn’t fix that defence on his own, a few injuries from that first XI and they’ll fall off as their bench is weak.

The signings they've made should comfortably turn half of those draws from last year into wins. If we are to retain it won't be done with 86 points so the margin for dropping silly points is much less. Hopefully we do this by putting more chances away as well as taking points off of the teams around us.