United Thread - 2021/22

[M18CTID]

I fucking despise Liverpool but the fact that I enjoyed seeing them beat united 5-0 far more than a reverse score line, confirms who I hate the most.

it is, has, and always will be that shower of shite from Trafford.

tick fucking tock

I wanted United to get something beforehand as Liverpool are clearly the bigger threat to us at the moment but once the goals started flying in, I was hoping for them to get utterly humiliated. It’s a shame that they got half an hour against ten men and didn’t add to the scoreline but 5-0 is still hilarious.

 

[jimharri]

"Harry Hotpoint" made me titter!

 

[East Level 2]

I wanted United to get something beforehand as Liverpool are clearly the bigger threat to us at the moment but once the goals started flying in, I was hoping for them to get utterly humiliated. It’s a shame that they got half an hour against ten men and didn’t add to the scoreline but 5-0 is still hilarious.

I'm still annoyed we declared at 5-1 with half an hour remaining 32 years ago.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Also noticed you get better than 3:1 if you back the rags to win the derby, 4:6 for a City win. Have we ever been a stronger favourite to win at the toilet?

Not in my lifetime.

 

[manimanc]

I fucking despise Liverpool but the fact that I enjoyed seeing them beat united 5-0 far more than a reverse score line, confirms who I hate the most.

it is, has, and always will be that shower of shite from Trafford.

tick fucking tock

In a nutshell.

 

[manimanc]

This is extremely telling. They’ve signed Ronaldo in an attempt to keep up with us and it’s the signing that has widened the cracks and destroyed them. I bet the arrogant prick has got the whole dressing room in mutiny.

Nice.

Let's get it right mate, this is the only reason they got Adam's Apple back.

 

[Dethred]

Saw this on Facebook. Warms my heart.

 

[Uwe Already]

Not managed to read the whole thread, but worth mentioning they are dOGShit!

 

[hertsblue]

I reckon the paperboy will soon be gone, even Simon Stone is now writing articles having a pop which tells me Someone at the Rags has told him to

 

[bluemcr]

 

[KS55]

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"Can you come back from this?"
"Not in my lifetime."
Live long and suffer, bullyboy.

 

[abu13]

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How he fuck did Macauley Culkin go back in time to watch the game?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Says in here that the rags have reservations regards Conte as Ronaldo won't suit his style of play,also says OGS will stay till the GPC says so.

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[gordondaviesmoustache]

I reckon the paperboy will soon be gone, even Simon Stone is now writing articles having a pop which tells me Someone at the Rags has told him to

The same happened with Moyes.

 

[bluemcr]

How he fuck did Macauley Culkin go back in time to watch the game?

I didn't see Macauley Culkin but I did spot Harry Kane ;-)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Just listened to 1hr of talk shite. No mention of match. Talking about chocolate biscuits instead.

A Tunnocks Caramel Wafer could probably do a better job than the paper boy.

 

[come-on-barney]

It seems the talks have just begun and are going on still with other coaches. To salvage this unfortunat situation, United might do City a favor and get Rodgers. The two are made for each other. His mentioning 'character' and combining that with 'United DNA' should do wonders for their PR machine.

This will be a good yard stick. He clearly wants to come to us, not that I want him. If he doesn’t throw his hat into the ring that will be interesting.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

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least we know what happened to Macauley Culkin

 

[14aguero]

This will be a good yard stick. He clearly wants to come to us, not that I want him. If he doesn’t throw his hat into the ring that will be interesting.

As a coach, there is a lot to like about him. He is technically astute. He is a winner, a rare commodity. His use of cliche is nauseating, but so is Guardiola's penchant. He mistakenly inserted himself into Sterling's contract situation at Liverpool, but he has mostly let the money people deal with money issues since then. He dealt with Gerrard's retirement tour as best as he could. The new guy at City will have to push aside De Bruyne as gracefully as possible. He didn't buy into the delusion of the deranged and violent mob, unlike Klopp. There is no guarantee, but he might do well enough. Despite these, I have my heart set on an even shinier toy, Luis Enrique. He should be available after World Cup.

 

[KentBlue]

Says in here that the rags have reservations regards Conte as Ronaldo won't suit his style of play,also says OGS will stay till the GPC says so.

Which confirms what we've all felt for a long time, the bullying despot IS back - and not only is he back but he has taken over the managerial duties as well.

As a person I have nothing against ole. He comes across as a decent enough chap: amicable and easy-going. But what sort of manager would allow this to happen? What sort of self-respecting coach in a position of authority at a club would tolerate this sort of interference? The club bringing back a former manager (and let's not forget, an 80 year old former manager with an all-too-apparent alcohol problem) to 'oversee' what you're doing?

I remember that sick note cûnt Robson when he was the so-called 'manager' at Middlesboro, he had to call in Terry Venables because the job was too much for him!
And this is what the rags seem to be doing to ole, basically saying: "You're out of your depth, but don't worry we've got someone to stand over you and watch your every move...your own former boss!"


It seems ole is being stripped of his self-respect, his dignity: his standing in the game is being systematically undermined - but in all fairness, this can only be allowed to happen with the permission of ole himself.