#SOO Save Our Olé Season III.....Ole, The Trilogy.....We've Failed.....Thank You Ole.

As much as we want the troll to stay, even his biggest detractors among the sheep can hardly blame him for not walking.

When you consider the payout he would receive from UMS he would be stupid to.

And even he’s not that daft.

Is he?
 
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Solskjaer:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Solskjaer: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Solskjaer,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer?”

#GD #YNWA
 
On top of the Rag Simon Stone running negative articles now re Rags you also have Henry Winter now reporting Leeds fans singing Oles at the wheel in their game tonight v Arsenal.
He is gone, just a matter of time as the media have suddenly turned which tells me someone at the Rags have told them to as they would not dare criticise the Rags without permission. Rags doing the usual of using the media to leak/run stories once they want shot of someone
 
Rag at holder at work went on Sunday. Stayed till the end ..... But didn't join in the round of applause for our favourite fjord dweller.

He did make up for it though by telling me that whilst on a Norwegian cruise a few years ago, the ship's captain announced they were sailing past the home town of the lovable scamp.

Tough couple of weeks ahead, let's gird our loins, trust the Scandinavian mastermind.

Forward. With. Frodo.
 
Aba452 said:
Rag at holder at work went on Sunday. Stayed till the end ..... But didn't join in the round of applause for our favourite fjord dweller.

He did make up for it though by telling me that whilst on a Norwegian cruise a few years ago, the ship's captain announced they were sailing past the home town of the lovable scamp.

Tough couple of weeks ahead, let's gird our loins, trust the Scandinavian mastermind.

Forward. With. Frodo.
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Stayed til the end did he, what's he done with that Firmino shirt?
 
The Black Shed said:
Would we accept a derby defeat if that meant he stays in the job until the end of the season?

Thumbs up or thumbs down
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If you called it two or three more seasons then possibly, but their season is already over, and he won't be there one way or another next year, so I hope we finish him of with a proper, proper embarrassing one going into the international break. Foden hatrick, Bernie doing pirouettes in midfield, Kev hitting screamers, Sterling coming on doing cheeky stepovers, Dias consoling a distraught Ronaldo as he gets sent off, Ederson keeping the ball for 7 minutes as United fall flat on their face trying to attempt their first press of the game, Gundogan finishing off a 54,000 pass move where Maguire falls asleep on his legs and knocks himself out. That sort of thing.
 
If they win at Spurs they'll sack him
That's how it works nowadays
They've so desperate to 'control the narrative' and all that bollocks and not be dictated to by the media or fan pressure
 
i kne albert davy said:
I'm Determined not to fail this time I let everyone down not putting up any resistance when they shit all over the chosen one, LVG was a lost cause from the beginning, The Special one sadly wasn't that special I let him go will barely a whimper I'm damned if I'm letting go of our Ollie without the fight of my life I just need everyone South of Watford and West of Blackpool to link hands with me. WE CAN SAVE THIS MAN.
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That is a hell of a long way for my arm/hand to stretch - at least 25,000kms. Will a virtual one do?
 
Bluekiwi said:
The media are reporting dissension in the rags hierarchy about appointing Conte - I bet one of those is Fergie. He wants someone that he can control not someone telling him to f**k off.
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Regarding the whole, should ole stay or should he be replaced by a superior more experienced manager i recall the words of my long departed grandfather - if it ain't broke don't fix it
 
BillCarlisle said:
No no no no no.
Let's bury the bastards first and think about our Ole afterwards.
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Expanding on Bob's theme, we should subject them to the most humiliating 90mins ever, with Ole's ragtag bunch of home produced young boys with selective ageing selfish poseurs all chasing sky blue shadows as we go double digit on the twats.

It'll show those pesky money grabbing yanks the Ole needs to be backed seriously in the transfer market to add more star names to compete with us. Mike Phelan should also be given a lifetime contract too.

You know it makes sense.
 
Aba452 said:
Expanding on Bob's theme, we should subject them to the most humiliating 90mins ever, with Ole's ragtag bunch of home produced young boys with selective ageing selfish poseurs all chasing sky blue shadows as we go double digit on the twats.

It'll show those pesky money grabbing yanks the Ole needs to be backed seriously in the transfer market to add more star names to compete with us. Mike Phelan should also be given a lifetime contract too.

You know it makes sense.
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As Moyes said aspire to be City....
 
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