Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

Comparing climate change to James Bond trying to stop a doomsday device going off.

He did see the last film didn't he?
 
mat said:
Comparing climate change to James Bond trying to stop a doomsday device going off.

He did see the last film didn't he?
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So we have had kermit the frog , football score tripe and other stupid stuff and now we have bond lol, i am sure the heads of states and presidents will be belly laughing and pointing at the clown in the room
 
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kaz7 said:
So we have had kermit the frog , football score tripe and other stupid stuff and now we have bond lol, i am sure the heads of states and presidents will be belly laughing and pointing at the clown in the room
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I hope someone was filming them when he said that.
 
"I intend to be alive in 2060. I'll be 94. Might not be in downing Street...You never know."


Trump said the same about his term.
 
Takes CNN to put him on the spot - amazing how he outright denies the truth at the start - does he not understand numbers?

 
meltonblue said:
The week in Tory is always a good read...

1. The govt said “we will work around the clock to ensure nobody goes hungry as a result of this crisis”

2. Four days later the govt ended free meals for the poorest 1.3m children

3. The govt ruled that teachers must wear face-masks on public transport whilst travelling to school “for safety reasons”

4. The govt then ruled that teachers must NOT wear face-masks in schools

5. Matt Hancock said he was “100% guided by the science”

6. A leading govt scientist said the failure to enter lockdown sooner “has cost a lot of lives”

7. Matt Hancock said that bit of science was wrong

8. The govt said nurses had received a “significant pay rise” in response to Covid-19

9. Nurses have not been awarded a pay rise since 2018

10. The govt said “a protective ring had been thrown around care homes”

11. The head of Outbreak Modelling at Imperial College said Covid-19 is still “spilling out of hospitals and into care homes”

12. The govt said “we have now managed successfully to offer tests to every care home”

13. National Care Forum found 13% of care homes had not been tested, and 43% had tests which were void due to testing infrastructure problems

14. Boris Johnson said the lockdown would "remain until the R rate falls below 0.7"

15. The govt announced “R rate is below 1 in each region of the country”

16. In some UK regions, the R rate was recorded as 0.98

17. Serco was granted the contract to do contact-tracing, despite having been recently fined £1m for multiple failures on a previous govt contract

18. The Health Minister responsible for the contract is a former Serco lobbyist

19. Boris Johnson said “decisions will be taken with the maximum possible transparency”

20. The detailed reasons for Serco’s fine have not been revealed, despite a 6-month freedom of information battle

21. The govt said the testing and contact-tracing system would be “world beating” and ready on1 June

22. It wasn't, and won't be ready until Sept

23. The former govt chief scientific advisor said it’s “not fit for purpose” and would miss 80% of contacts with the virus

24. Boris Johnson acknowledged the “incontrovertible, undeniable feeling of injustice” behind #BlackLivesMatters

25. Boris Johnson has previously (sub-thread):

a. Referred to Commonwealth citizens as “picaninnies”

b. Described black people as having “watermelon smiles”

c. Called the people of Papua New Guinea “cannibals”

d. Suggested reinstating the British Empire in former colonies

e. Said “Islamophobia seems a natural reaction”

f. Stated that the UK must accept “Islam is the problem”

g. Referred to Muslim women as looking like “bank robbers” and “letter-boxes”

h. Recited a racist poem in Buddhist temple, and had to be stopped by the British Ambassador

i. Called Africa a “blot” and said “the problem is that we are not in charge any more”
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26. Boris Johnson said racism in the UK “cannot be ignored”

27. Two years after the Windrush scandal was revealed, only 60 of the 1,275 victims have yet received compensation

28. Boris Johnson said “I will not support or indulge those who break the law”

29. Dominic Cummings is still in his job. So is Housing Minister Robert Jenrick, who unlawfully approved a £40m property development for a Tory donor.

30. The Attorney General tweeted Cummings breaking the lockdown was not be a crime because he acted on “instinct”

31. The Home Secretary said she “understood the instincts” of #BlackLivesMatter protesters, but they had to face justice

32. The govt said destruction of a slave-trader’s statue by #BlackLivesMatter was “vandalism and completely unacceptable”

33. When Boris Johnson joined the Bullingdon club “the whole culture was to exert vandalism - they had to have their room smashed to pieces”

34. The govt (which promised an “oven-ready” deal on Brexit) said the deal had stalled

35. The govt (which said there were no down-sides to Brexit) agreed with the IMF that No Deal would mean a permanent 5% cut to GDP

36. The CBI said Covid19 left companies with “almost zero” resilience to No Deal

37. It is reported Boris Johnson shouted “Christ!” when told No Deal, on top of Covid, would lead to 3.5 million job losses

39. The govt refused to extend the transition period to avoid No Deal

39. In January, Boris Johnson agreed a Brexit Withdrawal Agreement and called it a “fantastic achievement”

40. Boris Johnson now says the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement he agreed is “defective” and wants to change it

41. Britons receiving German citizenship rose 2,300% last year

42. Boris Johnson said “I want to share all our working, our thinking, my thinking, with you, the British people.”

43. The govt is now facing a legal challenge from doctors and other health workers, because it refuses to order and inquiry into PPE shortages

44. And we still haven’t seen the report into Russian interference with the Brexit campaign

45. Boris Johnson said he is taking “direct control” of the handling of coronavirus (it is not clear who has been in control for the previous 132 days of the outbreak)

46. It was reported Boris Johnson takes naps for as much as 3 hours per working day

47. The UK govt now has the joint-lowest approval rating worldwide for how they have managed coronavirus

48. The govt said in March that a coronavirus death toll of 20,000 would be a “good result”

49. The ONS said excess deaths from coronavirus reached have now officially reached 64,000

50. Boris Johnson’s personal approval ratings have fallen 40% in 40 days

51. Boris Johnson said he was “very proud” of the govt response

52. It’s still only Tuesday
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What happened to "the week in Tory"?

Especially if they vote to normalise corruption.
 
Vic said:
What happened to "the week in Tory"?

Especially if they vote to normalise corruption.
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The week in Tory guy has just finished producing a book the Decade in Tory.

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journolud said:
The week in Tory guy has just finished producing a book the Decade in Tory.

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The problem with this is it just amplifies the hapless and jokey narrative which they are not - they are calculating and wicked - from wanting refugee's to drown by suggesting wave machines are the answer to now dismantling standards and accountability in public life - they are not a bit of fun they are corrupt with a corrupter in chief at their head
 
Not many Tories wearing masks in PMQs again.


Rayner going in two footed over paid lobbying and "getting their mates of the hook"


Boris went straight for the family tragedy angle to defend his MP.
 
bluethrunthru said:
Takes CNN to put him on the spot - amazing how he outright denies the truth at the start - does he not understand numbers?

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He's sat on his arse watching the data and having a good old chuckle. We are that use to seeing hundreds of unecessary deaths every day we've become immune to it, Herd immunity they call it, now that the sheep have been gas lighted into accepting these deaths don't matter. There's no need to take any action just let it rip through the population.
 
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