Erling Haaland

[Xhavenjoe]

Am i on bluemoon or the public toilets in Ashton having a shit...My grasp on reality is slender at the best of times

I've never heard of anyone going there for a shit.

 

[talkativesprout]

I've never heard of anyone going there for a shit.

You have never heard of anyone going to public toilets for a shit? you must be from Dukinfield or somewhere of that ilk.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I sta

You have never heard of anyone going to public toilets for a shit? you must be from Dukinfield or somewhere of that ilk

I stay away from them places now.
Last time I was in one it was like a scene from Trainspotting meets Ru Paul.
I'm sure I recognised Frank Gallagher 2 up from me in the urinal.

 

[snorky]

I like Haaland.



And stalking.

 

[talkativesprout]

I stay away from them places now.
Last time I was in one it was like a scene from Trainspotting meets Ru Paul.
I'm sure I recognised Frank Gallagher 2 up from me in the urinal.

To be honest my good man I dont go without an escort and my Mrs is from the Broadoak area of Ashton and for dating reasons they must be able to identify similar gene structures to ensure suitable pairing

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Odd as fuck. Why would anyone stalk him?

I don’t know either. But I have seen my own DMs and received stuff outside this forum. I didn’t change my username for no reason.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

It seems Brazilian sports journalists are as thin skinned as their British counterparts..

I’m not a sports journalist

 

[deegee33]

It's known as frantic turd polishing.

I hear that's coming in as an Olympic sport for the next Games.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I hear that's coming in as an Olympic sport for the next Games.

With Norway current favourites I believe.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I like Haaland.



And stalking.

The worst thing about stalking is you never get to do what you want

 

[Deleted member 87819]

This is as much a Real Madrid mouthpiece as it gets. Been beating this drum for long enough...

 

[AlanBalls]

This is as much a Real Madrid mouthpiece as it gets. Been beating this drum for long enough...

Yep, Pedrerol’s the Tier 1 for Madrid. He’s been the insider on the Mbappe deal for a couple years now.

I’m sure the rags/scouse will enjoy him when we bottle another big deal :-).

 

[Coatigan]

Yep, Pedrerol’s the Tier 1 for Madrid. He’s been the insider on the Mbappe deal for a couple years now.

I’m sure the rags/scouse will enjoy him when we bottle another big deal :-).

It is a double bluff.

 

[93.20blue]

Yep, Pedrerol’s the Tier 1 for Madrid. He’s been the insider on the Mbappe deal for a couple years now.

I’m sure the rags/scouse will enjoy him when we bottle another big deal :-).

It’s a done deal to us , has been for months , we was hopeful of getting it wrapped up for this January but to keep all parties happy it’s now looking inevitable that we will have to wait till summer , the media will make a big scene of the wages he will get paid , but he’s worth every penny, plus we’ve offloaded players in the last 18 months to fund him and his wages.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Yep, Pedrerol’s the Tier 1 for Madrid. He’s been the insider on the Mbappe deal for a couple years now.

I’m sure the rags/scouse will enjoy him when we bottle another big deal :-).

Liverpool can’t afford Salah’s wage requests.

The scum are already forking out massive wages on Ronaldo/Varane/butter fingers.

If he is 100% coming to the PL then there’s only one team.

Can’t rule out PSG though.

 

[bluemonkey71]

It’s a done deal to us , has been for months , we was hopeful of getting it wrapped up for this January but to keep all parties happy it’s now looking inevitable that we will have to wait till summer , the media will make a big scene of the wages he will get paid , but he’s worth every penny, plus we’ve offloaded players in the last 18 months to fund him and his wages.

Ah you are back from hiding ;)
You have certainly put your balls on the line. Let’s see what happens.

What have you heard about Kane and Vlahovic?

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Liverpool can’t afford Salah’s wage requests.

The scum are already forking out massive wages on Ronaldo/Varane/butter fingers.

If he is 100% coming to the PL then there’s only one team.

Can’t rule out PSG though.

Chelsea it is then :)

 

[Kamaro011]

Liverpool can’t afford Salah’s wage requests.

The scum are already forking out massive wages on Ronaldo/Varane/butter fingers.

If he is 100% coming to the PL then there’s only one team.

Can’t rule out PSG though.

The rags sadly could afford another massive wages in their squad, so don't rule them either.

 

[bluemonkey71]

The rags sadly could afford another massive wages in their squad, so don't rule them either.

Haaland might want to play in the CL though ;)

 

[Gumzy97]

Chelsea have Lukaku so it's not them. They won't get lukaku off the wage bill, plus they pulled out this summer over Haalands wages and the overall cost

Liverpool can't afford him

Would say rags, but it has come out that Haaland is not moving for money sake, he wants a winning project. To compete for trophies also mino is his agent yes but seems like his dad has alot more control on where his son goes.

City really is the only prem choice, he comes straight into a multiple title winning team as their focal point upfront. As our only recognised striker. City is made for Haaland to shine right now. Id say if we had Haaland against Liverpool at anfield he would've scored 5 goals he's that clinical.

I 100 percent think his dad will have the biggest say in where his son goes.