United Thread - 2021/22

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You've got to wonder if the media love in/obsession/need to keep them relevant for profit actually does them no favours at times. If this where a decent team where a CL place would be seen as success, let's say West Ham, then losing a few games goes relatively unnoticed. The players move on, manager works something out, they win the next game, still only a win and a draw away from CL spot. It's seen as a good season to only just miss out. Amazing if you get it.

Utd are treated like the best team in the world. THE biggest team the world has ever seen. It's unthinkable to not be top, or only a win away from it. The pressure is insurmountable. Imagine being in that average team in that below par dressing room being told every single time you don't play like prime Brazil, not; that it's because you aren't expected to be that good and let's go again, but that you're absolutely THE most shite player to ever have even looked at a football because you aren't part of that treble winning side they can't stop fawning over.

Must be like having a tiny dick n having your sexual performance judged by your ex porn star missus who has her mates round to berate you straight after for not having a 10 inch penis or being able to fuck her straight for 10 hours whilst doing a handstand. You'd be rightly disheartened by the whole thing. Especially if you looked at her n her mates n thought you know what, you're just a washed out whore who sold out years ago, you're not that attractive anymore and you're mates are all fucking mental. You're lucky I'm even with you. Infact, I reckon you'd spurt your load in 3 minutes, use her for what you can then fuck off.
 
The shithouse fuckin mardarse cr37 stormed off at the fulltime whistle & ole shook his fuckin hand!!! any strong manager would’ve ordered him back on & show some respect to the watford players
 
Jesus2020 said:
You've got to wonder if the media love in/obsession/need to keep them relevant for profit actually does them no favours at times. If this where a decent team where a CL place would be seen as success, let's say West Ham, then losing a few games goes relatively unnoticed. The players move on, manager works something out, they win the next game, still only a win and a draw away from CL spot. It's seen as a good season to only just miss out. Amazing if you get it.

Utd are treated like the best team in the world. THE biggest team the world has ever seen. It's unthinkable to not be top, or only a win away from it. The pressure is insurmountable. Imagine being in that average team in that below par dressing room being told every single time you don't play like prime Brazil, not; that it's because you aren't expected to be that good and let's go again, but that you're absolutely THE most shite player to ever have even looked at a football because you aren't part of that treble winning side they can't stop fawning over.

Must be like having a tiny dick n having your sexual performance judged by your ex porn star missus who has her mates round to berate you straight after for not having a 10 inch penis or being able to fuck her straight for 10 hours whilst doing a handstand. You'd be rightly disheartened by the whole thing. Especially if you looked at her n her mates n thought you know what, you're just a washed out whore who sold out years ago, you're not that attractive anymore and you're mates are all fucking mental. You're lucky I'm even with you. Infact, I reckon you'd spurt your load in 3 minutes, use her for what you can then fuck off.
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Deep man
 
burnley blue mcfc said:
The shithouse fuckin mardarse cr37 stormed off at the fulltime whistle & ole shook his fuckin hand!!! any strong manager would’ve ordered him back on & show some respect to the watford players
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Shows you all that he is. From not using the car parking space to cow towing to this fanny. He's not up to the job.
 
Jesus2020 said:
You've got to wonder if the media love in/obsession/need to keep them relevant for profit actually does them no favours at times. If this where a decent team where a CL place would be seen as success, let's say West Ham, then losing a few games goes relatively unnoticed. The players move on, manager works something out, they win the next game, still only a win and a draw away from CL spot. It's seen as a good season to only just miss out. Amazing if you get it.

Utd are treated like the best team in the world. THE biggest team the world has ever seen. It's unthinkable to not be top, or only a win away from it. The pressure is insurmountable. Imagine being in that average team in that below par dressing room being told every single time you don't play like prime Brazil, not; that it's because you aren't expected to be that good and let's go again, but that you're absolutely THE most shite player to ever have even looked at a football because you aren't part of that treble winning side they can't stop fawning over.

Must be like having a tiny dick n having your sexual performance judged by your ex porn star missus who has her mates round to berate you straight after for not having a 10 inch penis or being able to fuck her straight for 10 hours whilst doing a handstand. You'd be rightly disheartened by the whole thing. Especially if you looked at her n her mates n thought you know what, you're just a washed out whore who sold out years ago, you're not that attractive anymore and you're mates are all fucking mental. You're lucky I'm even with you. Infact, I reckon you'd spurt your load in 3 minutes, use her for what you can then fuck off.
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Media never say are the rags really the biggest team in the world or a just an average team that got lucky!? Because one of the biggest teams in the world don’t go 26 years without a league title they don’t go 9 years without a league title don’t finish outside the top four don’t go through umpteen managers don’t spend 1.3b without a league title don’t go four years winning fcuk all after giving the manager 440m!

My conclusion is they have been so lucky through there whole history at the right times with Man City being the good guys helping them when in need then taking our fans taking the Manchester on our ok!
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
Everyone knows this is just the beginning, right?

That it’s going to get far worse?

That everything that has happened to them this year was predictable?

That this is likely to be their last year in CL for donkeys?

That they haven’t even started panicking?

That the unrest in the side and the boardroom hasn’t even spilled out yet?

This isn’t the end. The popcorn cat is just warming up his chompers.
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Agreed. I just told my mate that the history boys (them) have only won the league in their entire history under three managers. This is deeper than the manger. Press them, they collapse. They try to play to Pep way and they just don't have the players. Their transfer statergy is to buy who the press link us with.

They are 1990's MCFC.
 
Highest wages in the league by a distance: £227m.

Although I thought their annual wage bill was supposed to be £354m according to some sources, why the discrepancy?

Ronaldo on £510K per week.
De Gae on £375k per week.

We might as well drink it in and enjoy it and poke all the fun we like because that's exactly what they'd be doing. If they finish outside the top 4, that could set them back big time.

On another note, I didn't realize KDB's wage was £400k per week but he is KDB. Hope he gets back in form soon.
 
jrb said:
I want to cheer United fans up.

United's net debt went down by £0.9mill in the last year.

Net debt, as of September 30, 2021, was £439.7m, compared with £440.6m at the same point a year ago.
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So you're talking
Donny
Bencho
Maguire
Shaw
Type off debt money !
0.9 mill that will pay for one off fakerons goals
 
Rodgers will be in by Thursday.

His Leicester project has gone to shit, but his reputation is still riding high of last seasons Cup win.

The whole point of going to Leicester was to get another big job if it came up.
 
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