United Thread - 2021/22

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Just one minute - what 'senior players'
Summat don't ring true

Count the ones over 30 and you won't be too far from the names ;)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Steve Bruce has come in from 20's this morning to now only 12/1 - he's on the slide................ :-)

 

[ninjamonkey]

Love the poch rumours, he isn't entirely happy with the PSG situation where he's essentially an advisor to Leonardo when it comes to transfers so he could be interested in going to united where they do exactly the same thing with somebody less competent and appealing and have the ghost of Fergie hanging over every decision he makes. Get him in it will end in tears too.

 

[Eds]

Count the ones over 30 and you won't be too far from the names ;)

Do you mean the ones that had over 30 touches against us...

Matic, Mata, CRap37, Cavani are four that come to mind, Jizzy Shinguard is only just out of the academy so can't mean him. Close?

 

[stevemacca]

Count the ones over 30 and you won't be too far from the names ;)

Does it include Mata , 160k/weeks and a million miles from the team sheet
Some might say 160k is not enough to have to watch that shower of shite every week

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The fact that he even did it is even more mental

Correct. All it reinforced was the knowledge that he was grateful to even have the job, never that he considered himself qualified for it.

United have no shame and Solskjaer has no self-respect.

Perfect bedfellows.

 

[blue by birth]

Is Dwight Yorke available?

Yep unless you want him to look after Harvey

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Love the poch rumours, he isn't entirely happy with the PSG situation where he's essentially an advisor to Leonardo when it comes to transfers so he could be interested in going to united where they do exactly the same thing with somebody less competent and appealing and have the ghost of Fergie hanging over every decision he makes. Get him in it will end in tears too.

You're being polite. He's a fucking fraud, talked up by his London media pals.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Love the poch rumours, he isn't entirely happy with the PSG situation where he's essentially an advisor to Leonardo when it comes to transfers so he could be interested in going to united where they do exactly the same thing with somebody less competent and appealing and have the ghost of Fergie hanging over every decision he makes. Get him in it will end in tears too.

Brilliant isn't it. PSG will be fuming at the prospect of losing such a talent, and will be even more furious at the settlement package they will be forced to receive.

At a guess.

 

[Eds]

Correct. All it reinforced was the knowledge that he was grateful to even have the job, never that he considered himself qualified for it.

United have no shame and Solskjaer has no self-respect.

Perfect bedfellows.

Perfect Cnuts would be better.

If you were a headhunter (recruitment rather than Chelsea) and were asked three years ago to sift through various CVs and pull together a shortlist he wouldn't even have reached first interview stage so why they gave him the job based on a few results against shit teams early door is beyond me. Joke is having proved to be useless he gets £7.5m.