United Thread - 2021/22

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ancoats said:
if your so called biggest fucking club in the whole world you get the best manager as all cost
united are not this so called big club they all think because the best managers don't want to go there simple

having to dig up somebody without any knowledge of premier league football speaks volumes of what type of club united are
ralf rangnick who. the brian horton of the blue side of manchester when he was picked as manager


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None of our last three managers had any experience of the Premier League, when they arrived at Etihad.
 
For decades we all waited for the day when Fergusson would step down and utd would fall from that perch. TBH its been like a gift that just keeps giving since that date and it just carries on and on. Ole gets sacked and this nobody agrees to join after initially turning them down. LOL.

This is my go to thread when I need to brighten my day. So many funny posts. Cheers fellas.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
For context, he wouldn't be on the list for Everton or West Ham as things stand right now.

The whole structure of the club is crumbling, this week they erected another tent next to the carpark so their women's team can get changed.

How fucking insulting is that.

They have signs inside Carrington stating relevant and non-relevant personnel only, leaving loads of workers pissed off and lost 40 per cent of staff in some departments over the last 12 months.

The stadium is representative of the club as a whole.

Antiquated, tatty, trying to paint a false veneer to something which is long past its sell-by date.

They are done, they will never be back.

I expect not to see them win another league title in the next 30 years.

Good fucking riddance. I once said they are like a vampire, you need to open the curtains and get all the crucifixes out.

Even then, you need to make sure they are dead.

Man United will never die?

Do me a fucking favour, we have driven a stake through their rotten heart and not even a cosmetic transplant will bring them back to life.

Rest in Hell, it's supposedly a good resting place for a Red Devil.
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i hope to fuck every single word of that is true mate, but if they actually get rid of these leech owners at some point they will be back to compete, i really hope its the hope that kills them
 
Roy Munson said:
Fucking hilarious how they're rewriting history with this fella.

Klopp has been on record as saying his biggest influences are Sacchi and Frank.

Having lived and worked in Germany, I chatted to a few ex-colleagues about this appointment. Everyone I've spoken to finds it hilarious how the British press have totally over-inflated thus guy's legacy.

One journo friend pitched him as a less talented Damien Comolli. Decent eye for a player but will get found out at an elite level.
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Yeah but is he better than Ole? I hope he gets a bit of an upturn out of them, starting with beating Chavs. But finishing 5th would be great. And then they will bin him off in the summer.
 
Will be out this weekend where I will be told about Rangnicks tactics and how all the top coaches copy his methods and what a good read his book is
I will reply bollocks all you know is what sky sports are telling you.
Have you're own opinion for christ sake
 
Gaudion M said:
Yeah but is he better than Ole? I hope he gets a bit of an upturn out of them, starting with beating Chavs. But finishing 5th would be great. And then they will bin him off in the summer.
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Installed in time for Arsenal at home - no pressure because it's first game, getting used to the DNA and all that. Then it's 2 more home games to Palace, Young Boys, followed by Norwich, Brentford, Brighton, Newcastle, Burnley, Wolves & Villa, with a televised lower league 3rd round FA Cup tie no doubt. Surely he'll get an upturn, it'll be impossible not to. Be funny if he doesn't.
 
Stoned Rose said:
This latest **** is their 4th or 5th choice.

He’s basically that chubby 6/10 bird you end up with on a night out when you’re 19 and 9 pints pissed as there’s fuck all else left and you need to empty your balls.

His real name is probably Claire and he probably has stretch marks from the twins he had when he was 17.
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Getting flashbacks to nights out at The Ritz in the 90's with that post!
 
Gaudion M said:
Yeah but is he better than Ole? I hope he gets a bit of an upturn out of them, starting with beating Chavs. But finishing 5th would be great. And then they will bin him off in the summer.
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He'll be alright for them. Perfect appointment for a club looking to finish 8th-4th without really challenging for trophies.
 
Protein Junkie said:
Just nipped over to the Rag Cafe. They are a bunch of fucking beauts over there.
Anyone studying degrees in Mental Health there’s some excellent primary research material.
* Donny Van is the person to unleash Sancho.
* It would have meant more if Aguero and Silva had left their legacies at Old Scaffold
* Varane in top five defenders in the world.
* Comparison of top four squads - Us,Dips, Chelsea and .... you guessed it.
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Care in the Community has failed them badly.
 
Roy Munson said:
Fucking hilarious how they're rewriting history with this fella.

Klopp has been on record as saying his biggest influences are Sacchi and Frank.

Having lived and worked in Germany, I chatted to a few ex-colleagues about this appointment. Everyone I've spoken to finds it hilarious how the British press have totally over-inflated thus guy's legacy.

One journo friend pitched him as a less talented Damien Comolli. Decent eye for a player but will get found out at an elite level.
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Good thing he won't be at an elite level while he's at the rags then.
 
I actually hope he somehow turns them into contenders for 4th and then they have a terrible decision to make in the summer, stick or twist for “literally won nothing” Poch
 
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