United Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

Have they been made favourites to win the title yet?

Has Fred paid out?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

So he gets players to run harder and press better?

Wow, a real footballing visionary on the horizon.

As I've said before, I can drive a car really fast, but Lewis fucking Hamilton, it does not make...

Yeah, but I can tell you that if you do it faster than him, you win.
Do you need a manager/consultant director of racing by any chance?

 

[citizen_maine]

Its fucking hilarious after all these same twats were declaring Peps tippy tappy football wouldnt work in England and that he'd be a flop before his plane even landed on these shores

They hoped he'd fail. They didn't expect him to

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Rag, Nick....only ever going to be one choice with a name like that

 

[King Jay]

This time a few days ago I’d never heard of Ralf Rangnick, now I am reading he’s one the great football thinkers, whatever the fuck that means, he’s the man who mentored Klopp and Tuchel yet his latest club got mullered 3-0 at home to Lazio last night to finish bottom of their Europa League group hmmmmmmm time to order in more popcorn.

He wasn’t even the manager. He was actually the last good manager of Schalke and the reason why RB Leipzig are where they are now. He’s one of the best sports directors out there but gets tired fast of being a manager. I am sure that he‘s gonna stay in charge until summer and then gonna be Woodwards replacement.

 

[Protein Junkie]

the rags don't have a fan site, rag cafe is just a collection of comments from the most deluded ( barely ) human beings from every part of the globe, trying to make up legible sentences.

As if their " fans " would know a good coach when OGS was seen as the answer !

If The hobbit was the answer I’d love to see the question

 

[Protein Junkie]

Has Fred paid out?

He must be to keep getting picked in the Raggie midfield.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Exactly, he is so good he was not their first choice and if so good why Interim and not appoint him on a long contract

Hilarious headline in the Daily Mail online: "Ragnick has changed German football in the last 20 years." German football is totally shite these days, especially the national team. Bayern have won nine out of the last 10 domestic titles but only two CLs in the last 20 years. It's a pub league.
German football used to be brilliant but is now a laughing stock. Just more fake news from the tabloids. That's why all their best managers are working in England!

 

[Bozzie]

If he really was one of the great football thinkers, he wouldn’t touch that job with a barge pole

Nothing like a shed load of cash to bring about a sudden relaxation of one's beliefs and principles!

 

[ysmsa]

Can’t say I know loads about him. So won’t comment on if he is a good appointment.

I have seen sky and rags saying how good he suddenly is. Which I find quite funny, because if they thought he was that good why weren’t they wanting him before they got him? I don’t go on there fan sites, but on social media when they asked who should be ole replacement, this guy didn’t get mentioned.

Course he's good, one of the top coaches in the world,
Just like Van der Beek, Wan Bissaka, Sancho, Maguire etc etc etc are the best players in their positions

Joke Club, make a shit signing then make out he's something he isn't.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Hilarious headline in the Daily Mail online: "Ragnick has changed German football in the last 20 years." German football is totally shite these days, especially the national team. Bayern have won nine out of the last 10 domestic titles but only two CLs in the last 20 years. It's a pub league.
German football used to be brilliant but is now a laughing stock. Just more fake news from the tabloids. That's why all their best managers are working in England!

The Daily Mail you say ?

They have no rag agenda so it must be true .

 

[crazyg]

Hey!

These puns are the cream of the crop.

Don't you mean whey?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Nothing like a shed load of cash to bring about a sudden relaxation of one's beliefs and principles!

Especially if you're freezing your bollocks off and failing in Moscow !

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Scholes loves them.

He’s lick toes tolerant.

That’s great to know. As when his daughter has her first child, you just know Scholes is going to suck her tits, just to make sure her breast milks ok!

 

[cookster]

He wasn’t even the manager. He was actually the last good manager of Schalke and the reason why RB Leipzig are where they are now. He’s one of the best sports directors out there but gets tired fast of being a manager. I am sure that he‘s gonna stay in charge until summer and then gonna be Woodwards replacement.

He sacked their last Manager and hired the replacement.

 

[waspish]

One of the greatest thinkers of football haha! I’m great at thinking about football

 

[maccadon]

Rag, Nick....only ever going to be one choice with a name like that

I would say 2 choices.

 

[shroom]

holding out for the extra 2 years as a 'consultant', ha ... what a grift, guy knows what he's walking into and ensured he walks out with stacks of cash

the rags have been admitting that nothing will change until the ownership/staff change, but now RR is going to bypass those roadblocks to competency? pshh

 

[jrb]

Yet again another farce.

The way Rag-Nick has been reported has been blown out of all proportion.

Seriously, what is it with the football media's obsession with the Rags in this country?

Article after article on the latest United manager and saviour.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

BBC, Sky & BT will be tripping over themselves to produce a Ragnick documentary for their insatiable audience.